Shouldn't be attracted...

If Cartoons Are A Go...

I don't know if this counts: Rose, from the comic strip "Rose is Rose".

The reason I want Rose is Vicki, her biker chick alter ego. This, I believe, is Vicki's first appearance in the comics, and it drove me right to a quiet spot and a bottle of hand lotion.

And in case you wonder where I see my relationship with Vicki/Rose going, I'm the guy with the big smile on his face in this.


Then I'd do Archer.

However, if it's someone we're ashamed to find hot: The Brawny Man
But only from this set of commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M01K9HL8Iwg

I'm not into him being so soft, but I like the look. It's probably why I like John Hamm, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem. They are all Brawny Men.
 
Sigouney Weaver....I know she's old, but so am....although I was first HOT for her from her white-panties scene in Alien;-)
 
Okay, Viggo Mortensen when he played Aragorn in LOTR. May not sound too bad but there is a big age difference. In those movies he's just so rugged looking... and burly. I'm secretly attracted to burly/rugged looking older men.
 
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"Calliope Iphegenia "Callie" Torres, M.D".

Beautiful smile, incredibly full lips, amazing curves, deep dark eyes, and she plays a lesbian that used to like men. Maybe I have a shot!!

You all know who I mean right?
 
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Daughters cheerleading coach. She just had a baby and her tits are begging for me to help relieve the pressure. I LOVE going to practices ;)
 
I've already had one narcissistic, self-absorbed wife. That's my limit, I think.
 
Major age gap, but I have a big thing for Lorraine Kelly, she looks great, exudes MILF, fan of the same Football Team (she turns up the the matches with her hot daughter) and brilliant dirty sense of humour (see Celebrity Juice!)

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I don't know what it is, but as a 22 year old straight man, I just can't get over how hot Jake Bugg is! That smouldering look and that voice!

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Shingai Shoniwa of the Noisettes, I never tend to go for the girls with the flamboyant/ eccentric hair styles/ clothing, but Shingai just does it for me! Her beautiful voice helps too!

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I hate that I find Bob Dylan (then and now) physically attractive, since he's a horrible person and I hate him for that. Glad that my disdain for him overrides whatever attraction I feel toward him though.

Michael Bay is another one for me.
 
Sadie Robertson (but not eating squirrel)

Danielle Bryk and/or Nicole Curtis from HGTV. Wearing ONLY a toolbelt is against osha regulations...right?
 
Sure, communism sucked but is it really any worse than being a republican or a democrat? I think not.

And I was thinking that some here on lit were a little more educated. Are you shitting me. Do you know how many people the beloved commies enslaved and murdered during the last 100 years. It goes to 50 million plus. They make the Nazis look like choir boys. But our moronic educational system, staffed by leftists, won't go there.
 
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