Siren songs and helicockters

[Amanda330]

Not making them blow?

That's mine.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Eh, some of us are frozen pizzas, some of us are steak and lobster.
Sure, you'll put either in your mouth, but given the choice...

Oooo which ones are which?

I think there is not only something for everyone but that some of us want a little taste of it all. A buffet so to speak.

I know what I'm serving. It ain't a lobster that said, no shame is acknowledging impressive peckers, I just didn't etch them to memory and would not be able to say which one goes to whom.

Please do not use any utensils.

I don’t eat seafood, at all. Can I have steak and pizza? Or like…some lasagna or even a nice, juicy cheeseburger?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don’t eat seafood, at all. Can I have steak and pizza? Or like…some lasagna or even a nice, juicy cheeseburger?

There's something for everyone at this smorgasbord.

 

[Indie]

Only if I’m the one to stroke it to life baby

And me.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Not making them blow?

No, that’s MY favorite trick!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And me.

The threesome of all threesomes

 

[Indie]

The threesome of all threesomes

YES!!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And me.

The threesome of all threesomes

YES!!!!

Okay, but if you two are still sharing one cunt, isn’t it more of a two-and-a-halfsome?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

YES!!!!

We can ride his face and cock at the same time and make out and play with tits. Then we can switch spots!
@deefalttwunnyfor your good with right?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We can ride his face and cock at the same time and make out and play with tits. Then we can switch spots!
@deefalttwunnyfor your good with right?

 

[Indie]

Okay, but if you two are still sharing one cunt, isn’t it more of a two-and-a-halfsome?

Idk. Let's ask @Lord Pmann . He's the expert.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Okay, but if you two are still sharing one cunt, isn’t it more of a two-and-a-halfsome?

Oh shit. The pop rocks got to us last night. We couldn’t resist

 

[Indie]

We can ride his face and cock at the same time and make out and play with tits. Then we can switch spots!
@deefalttwunnyfor your good with right?

Sweet dreams are made of this.

Night babe! Night butt slut!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sweet dreams are made of this.

Night babe! Night butt slut!

I’m babe right?

 

[Indie]

I’m babe right?

Depends on the night. But yes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm claiming the 2 LB lobster (lobsta for those in New England).

Your emojis are broken

Pics or it didn't happen. You can claim crawdad until proven otherwise, but lobster is off the table

 

[Photog1rl]

Pics or it didn't happen. You can claim crawdad until proven otherwise, but lobster is off the table

You’re not holding your breath, right? You are too good to lose.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’re not holding your breath, right? You are too good to lose.

I'm waiting for proof that he's not Ai

 

[Photog1rl]

He’s like the Jersey devil. There are supposed sightings but i for one can’t confirm. Good luck.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not making them blow?

That's only for the dicks I like

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay, but if you two are still sharing one cunt, isn’t it more of a two-and-a-halfsome?

I seem to have missed a lot around here...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I seem to have missed a lot around here...

 

[morelikeasong]

So much chatting. So little dick tricks.

No kidding! I come back to see three new pages and not a single trick

 

[Amanda330]

I would like to announce a thread wide disappointment in the men here... There have been no dick tricks posted in faaaaar too long. What is lit coming (cumming?) to???

I want dick and I want it now.

 

[lavendersilk]

I want dick and I want it now.

I second this!