Siren songs and helicockters

[Wriggle]

I'll have to send them privately to MLAS so she can let me know 1st.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No pressure at all.... oh no. None at all.
I gotta think of a "trick" to do first. That's the "hard" part now.

But I love it when things are really hard for you . And thus for me

 

[morelikeasong]

So I've been thinking about some Music Themed Dick Tricks. All set to classical music.

Piano Man - a sheet patterned like a piano covering the male's member which is played from behind with the hip thrusts of a floppy cock (it also gives the impression of bigger length because of how the sheet folds and curves beyond the length of the aforementioned penis)

The Conductor - a baton strapped to a semi erect penis which - with the use of the pelvic floor muscles - can wave about to the orchestra.

The Metronome - Tick Tock - doesn't need description, just a precisely timed twitch or swing.

I'll have to send them privately to MLAS so she can let me know 1st.

I can’t wait for my private showing

 

[Wriggle]

I can’t wait for my private showing

We have to make sure they are thread appropriate .

 

[morelikeasong]

We have to make sure they are thread appropriate .

 

[Wriggle]

No one wants this in their inbox.

 

[morelikeasong]

No one wants this in their inbox.

 

[Amanda330]

No one wants this in their inbox.

I believe this is attention seeking behavior, mate. You know that is just such a lie.

 

[Dubinsky]

So I've been thinking about some Music Themed Dick Tricks. All set to classical music.

Piano Man - a sheet patterned like a piano covering the male's member which is played from behind with the hip thrusts of a floppy cock (it also gives the impression of bigger length because of how the sheet folds and curves beyond the length of the aforementioned penis)

The Conductor - a baton strapped to a semi erect penis which - with the use of the pelvic floor muscles - can wave about to the orchestra.

The Metronome - Tick Tock - doesn't need description, just a precisely timed twitch or swing.

These ideas are intriguing...

 

[Wriggle]

I believe this is attention seeking behavior, mate. You know that is just such a lie.

I was trying to be coy.

It's the self deprecating British humour.

I'm a goddamn Adonis

 

[Amanda330]

I was trying to be coy.

It's the self deprecating British humour.

I'm a goddamn Adonis

That's exactly what I thought... But I know you better than to feel sorry for you. Lol

 

[Wriggle]

My epitaph is suddenly sorted.

 

[Photog1rl]

These ideas are intriguing...

We can’t wait to see just how intrigued you are

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What is a "Rick trick?" Where you never give up, or let down... your dick?

New dick trick suggestion:

The “Dickroll”
Similar to the Rickroll in that you surprise the viewer with the sounds of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up, but with a choreographed dick dance.

Example:
Never gonna give you up (dick goes up)
Never gonna let you down (dick goes down)
Never gonna run (run in place, dick bouncing) around (single helicockter twirl)
And desert you…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Rough room

 

[lavendersilk]

New dick trick suggestion:

The “Dickroll”
Similar to the Rickroll in that you surprise the viewer with the sounds of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up, but with a choreographed dick dance.

Example:
Never gonna give you up (dick goes up)
Never gonna let you down (dick goes down)
Never gonna run (run in place, dick bouncing) around (single helicockter twirl)
And desert you…

I'm taking credit if this happens.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm taking 20% credit if this happens.

FIFY

 

[lavendersilk]

FIFY

Ok. Fine. But I get to put this in my signature:

Innovator of "The Dickroll"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok. Fine. But I get to put this in my signature:

Innovator of "The Dickroll"

Alright, I know where you are going with that (since I read it up thread, heh), but that phrase will always have a different connotation for me. And not an...individual one.

 

[lavendersilk]

Alright, I know where you are going with that (since I read it up thread, heh), but that phrase will always have a different connotation for me. And not an...individual one.

Please, elaborate.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok. Fine. But I get to put this in my signature:

Innovator of "The Dickroll"

Ehhh…I feel like I improved and expanded enough on your question of @Lord Pmann ’s recycled joke for the US Patent Office to give me full credit, but I’m feeling generous. How about Inspiration of “The Dickroll”?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ehhh…I feel like I improved and expanded enough on your question of @Lord Pmann ’s recycled joke for the US Patent Office to give me full credit, but I’m feeling generous. How about Inspiration of “The Dickroll”?

We have a deal.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please, elaborate.

Well, to me, at least, it was always preferable to "spinner." Though enjoyable, regardless of what you call it...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not to sidetrack from the current thirst dominating the thread but today's prompt made me wonder if maybe next month try a "themed" decades week. There are soooo many sexy songs that I think it would be fun to explore deeper into this genre. How do you feel about deep exploration?

 

[Amanda330]

Not to sidetrack from the current thirst dominating the thread but today's prompt made me wonder if maybe next month try a "themed" decades week. There are soooo many sexy songs that I think it would be fun to explore deeper into this genre. How do you feel about deep exploration?

Only if you participate... Lol