Siren songs and helicockters

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, Monkey, I fear your sweet innocent self would run the opposite direction if I told you what I was thinking

Well….probably…I mean…yes…but still. Now I’m curious. Does it involve disposing of any bodies?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, Monkey, I fear your sweet innocent self would run the opposite direction if I told you what I was thinking

 

[morelikeasong]

Well….probably…I mean…yes…but still. Now I’m curious. Does it involve disposing of any bodies?

Oh goodness, no, NMK. On the sexy - scary spectrum, what I’m thinking of is on the opposite end.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh goodness, no, NMK. On the sexy - scary spectrum, what I’m thinking of is on the opposite end.

I would felt bad to have so misjudged you all this time.

But I’m okay with the other end of the sexy scary spectrum!

 

[morelikeasong]

But I’m okay with the other end of the sexy scary spectrum!

Okay with and posting footage yourself doing are two different things

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Okay with and posting footage yourself doing are two different things

Well yeah but I don’t run from ideas.

 

[vagrantx]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

I'm pretty sure I've dreamt of this.
Like, several times.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

We are so lucky to have you
(I've never felt so good about kissing ass)

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm pretty sure I've dreamt of this.
Like, several times.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hey, does anyone remember this thread?

 

[Wriggle]

BROKEN EMOJI KLAXON

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey, does anyone remember this thread?

Teasing question followed with a broken emogi? You, sir, owe us a trick!

 

[morelikeasong]

Hey, does anyone remember this thread?

Barely

 

[morelikeasong]

When I first made this thread, it was a hodgepodge of a bunch of things. I wasn’t sure the dick tricks would actually take off. It’s been a while since we’ve been graced with one, so in the meantime I’ve updated the initial post on page one and I’ve created a different thread for my random stuff and song prompt suggestions, found here

 

[morelikeasong]

Research phase turned up this book.
The reviews are undecided.

I’m pulling this one over here to this thread.
Omg those reviews are hilarious. I might need to buy this.

I was finally able to get a copy of this. Will update you all in a couple of weeks when it comes in

 

[morelikeasong]

Abandon the helicockter thread

I rebuke this accusation!! I would never abandon my beloved dick tricks.
As you’ll see above, I even ordered the manual so I can extend my studies further.

Now, as far as the lack of entertainment over here… I believe something musical was on the horizon?

 

[Wriggle]

You have been cock(trick) blocked for the summer as college is over and the house has teenagers present.

I will metronome in the autumn

 

[morelikeasong]

You have been cock(trick) blocked for the summer as college is over and the house has teenagers present.

I will metronome in the autumn

And we will be

 

[Wriggle]

Arg.
I can only like but I mean

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well yeah but I don’t run from ideas.

Whatever your dick trick turns out to be, you should call it “spanking the monkey” or “monkey goes bananas”

 

[afriquemystique]

I revive this in the sheer hope of the trick or tribute becoming a kind of truth or dare vibe...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I revive this in the sheer hope of the trick or tribute becoming a kind of truth or dare vibe...

I dare you to show us your best dick trick!

 

[afriquemystique]

I dare you to show us your best dick trick!

My trick is hands free.

Send me a Vocaroo, say about a minute long, and I promise you can say anything at all, comedic, erotic or otherwise, and watch me stand to attention.

(which is going to be near impossible if you do a comedy monologue)

But we'll try.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Getting a boner is considered a trick?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Getting a boner is considered a trick?

Hey, not everyone is lucky enough to launch M&M’s into @morelikeasong ’s cleavage!