Siren songs and helicockters

[Indie]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tooooo many days without a dick trick!

 

[morelikeasong]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!

 

[SWR101]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!
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What book is that?

 

[Wriggle]

Tooooo many days without a dick trick!
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It's nearly September.....

 

[morelikeasong]

What book is that?

The holy bible

 

[morelikeasong]

It's nearly September.....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's nearly September.....

So…turtleneck season?

 

[morelikeasong]

Remember— warm ups are important for preventing injury

 

[jason28053]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!
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Is this your glass Dildo?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Remember— warm ups are important for preventing injuryView attachment 2383108

My grandma told me warming up made baby Jesus cry.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I totally agree, @Kitty_so_frisky !

Remember guys, all shapes and sizes can perform tricks!
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So you use a glass dildo as your bookmark? Seems cumbersome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Remember— warm ups are important for preventing injuryView attachment 2383108

By the time I’m done warming up, I’ll finish all over myself and never get to the trick!

 

[hotwords229_A]

So you use a glass dildo as your bookmark? Seems cumbersome.

Don’t you mean Cumawesome!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

By the time I’m done warming up, I’ll finish all over myself and never get to the trick!

Struggle is real

 

[Lmizzler]

Remember— warm ups are important for preventing injuryView attachment 2383108

This book continues to amaze me.

 

[morelikeasong]

Is this your glass Dildo?

So you use a glass dildo as your bookmark? Seems cumbersome.

I needed something to weigh the pages down and it was handy. Also, it performs a good trick or two, seemed appropriate

 

[jason28053]

I needed something to weigh the pages down and it was handy. Also, it performs a good trick or two, seemed appropriate

hmmm what tricks?

 

[morelikeasong]

Now that I have you all here…

Who is going to attempt the Wristwatch??

 

[jason28053]

Now that I have you all here…

Who is going to attempt the Wristwatch?? View attachment 2383124View attachment 2383121

would definitely take the stretching exercises prior

 

[Qky75]

Now that I have you all here…

Who is going to attempt the Wristwatch?? View attachment 2383124View attachment 2383121

Umm ..my wrists are too big

 

[__Nathan1968]

Umm ..my wrists are too big

Yeah. I’m going to blame it on my big wrists, too.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Wanna see my pocket watch?

 

[Lmizzler]

Now that I have you all here…

Who is going to attempt the Wristwatch??

He is the only one who had any chance whatsoever.

 

[Wriggle]

He is the only one who had any chance whatsoever.

You know this is what these women will do to you Mizz if they ever get their hands on you.