small penis

[JayinCA]

There was a 5-foot rattlesnake caught on an Army base near where I live last week. Initial reports had claimed it was a 10-foot rattlesnake, and the fort's spokeswoman who spoke to the press, asked about the discrepancy, said, "Maybe a man measured it the first time."

You gotta love a lady Soldier with a sense of humor.

 

[KarlMartinK]

That joke never was a funny one.

I thought it was funny when Rodney Dangerfield told it. He had a lot of them like that.

 

[LindsayRae]

Maybe it was funny back when he told it? Was he the first one? It's just too over used now, in my opinion.


Whereas, Jay's joke was a refreshing one.

 

[CandiCame]

There was a 5-foot rattlesnake caught on an Army base near where I live last week. Initial reports had claimed it was a 10-foot rattlesnake, and the fort's spokeswoman who spoke to the press, asked about the discrepancy, said, "Maybe a man measured it the first time."

I LOVE this!

 

[Babeslady]

How long is a piece of string?

There are so many different ways to measure penis size. I am married to one of the bigger ones. It has been described by other men as a 'tree trunk' but when actually measured with a tape measure comes out around 6.5 inches which is not that spectacular when you read on line profiles. Go figure.

I couldn't ridicule anyone to their face. I would be too scared of hurting them!!!

 

[LindsayRae]

Yeah. I was married to a big dick too. He was 5' 10".

 

[CandiCame]

Yeah. I was married to a big dick too. He was 5' 10".

I totally laughed out loud when I read this! I love corny jokes like these- you have to read them twice to get them.

 

[LindsayRae]

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[rtguy53]

Small or big cocks???

The fact is that some men, like the one who began this thread, really enjoy the humiliating aspects of being small or average and get off when women make fun of them. If you don't believe it, check out any phone sex site. While I'm not personally into hard core humiliation, I love the idea of having the woman I love (or actually any woman, for that matter) being fucked by a man with a bigger cock. There is just something about it that does it for me. I particularly love to see a well-endowed black man fucking a white woman. It's just a fetish that turns me on and I'm not ashamed of it. The real turn-on for me in that situation is the knowledge that I am of average size and the woman is being pleased by a bigger cock in ways I could not. The "size contorversy" will go on and on, and it is a fact that it's more about lovemaking skill than penis size for most women, but there are women who think sex is better with a man who is "hung". My ex-wife became one of those "size queens" after fucking a couple of very well-endowed men at a swingers party we attnded. It was at that party that I discovered my love for watching big cocks in women and I love it to this day. All I can really say is don't judge. The big cock/small cock thing is a big turn-on for many men these days...

 

[daringtakers]

That doesnt look small any way.

 

[mkwn]

The fact is that some men, like the one who began this thread, really enjoy the humiliating aspects of being small or average and get off when women make fun of them. If you don't believe it, check out any phone sex site. While I'm not personally into hard core humiliation, I love the idea of having the woman I love (or actually any woman, for that matter) being fucked by a man with a bigger cock. There is just something about it that does it for me. I particularly love to see a well-endowed black man fucking a white woman. It's just a fetish that turns me on and I'm not ashamed of it. The real turn-on for me in that situation is the knowledge that I am of average size and the woman is being pleased by a bigger cock in ways I could not. The "size contorversy" will go on and on, and it is a fact that it's more about lovemaking skill than penis size for most women, but there are women who think sex is better with a man who is "hung". My ex-wife became one of those "size queens" after fucking a couple of very well-endowed men at a swingers party we attnded. It was at that party that I discovered my love for watching big cocks in women and I love it to this day. All I can really say is don't judge. The big cock/small cock thing is a big turn-on for many men these days...

I think part of it goes to competition as well. Maybe mixed in with a need to please. Watching someone being satisfied and thinking you can do that too; or you can do it better. (which may have nothing to do with the OPs need for humiliation of course)

 

[Que]

either you were looking for the ego boost of women saying "thats not that small' or you need to have a penile reduction surgury if you're that commited to your kink.

You should be humiliated for posting a dumb topic that you seem willfully ignorant about....

I realize that some are growers more than show-ers but you surely have been in a locker room at some point. I personally never felt particularly small in a locker room, and I doubt the inch and a half I have on you would have been intimidating.

 

[LindsayRae]

You should be humiliated for posting a dumb topic that you seem willfully ignorant about....

That made me smile today.