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So, I was at the supermarket yesterday...
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Okay, if you insist. In, then out, then in, then out... I'll let you know when to stop.
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No, I ate all there was.
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Don't know about you, but I didn't miss a thing...
Well.......you got laid and I didn't so the way I see it.......you owe me.
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Well.......you got laid and I didn't so the way I see it.......you owe me.
Okay, c'mon over. I promise I'll make good...
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Ok let's see if I have everything......toys, towels, message lotion, car keys. Wait. Cannot find my car keys. Dammit. They were here this morning. ..........................................hell with it I am walking!!
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In a former life, I was a salesman that specialized in lawn and garden products- lawnmower, string trimmers, chain saws. Many a hot summer day was brightened watching a lady step up, wrap her legs around a new machine and smile as she started asking more questions.
One day really stands out. I delivered a brand new mower to a local farmer. He called just before I headed his way to say he would not be home, but show his wife how to "Run the damn thing. I ain't gonna use it. They are." I get out to the place and here comes Mom- halter top, daisy Dukes, and sneakers. Looking like the reason the term MILF was invented. Red hair, about 5'6", big C cups or small D cups, smile that could melt a glacier.
Nothing happened, but damn, just try keeping your professionalism when faced with that kind of temptation.
One day really stands out. I delivered a brand new mower to a local farmer. He called just before I headed his way to say he would not be home, but show his wife how to "Run the damn thing. I ain't gonna use it. They are." I get out to the place and here comes Mom- halter top, daisy Dukes, and sneakers. Looking like the reason the term MILF was invented. Red hair, about 5'6", big C cups or small D cups, smile that could melt a glacier.
Nothing happened, but damn, just try keeping your professionalism when faced with that kind of temptation.
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What gets to me Carol is that you had to go and tell everybody. Now my favorite pickup site is going to be overcrowded with horny hopefuls.
Are you saying you're not up to it??
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Ok let's see if I have everything......toys, towels, message lotion, car keys. Wait. Cannot find my car keys. Dammit. They were here this morning. ..........................................hell with it I am walking!!
Yeah, no toys or massage lotions necessary...
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I have always wished this would happen to me. Then I could truly say, Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
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You should have, after all, he"wasn't going to use it...."
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Out of the blue,i was solicited to get something off a high shelf last Saturday at a store. Chatted with her a bit about the price of dried fruits and why they have to add sugar....then sighed and went on my way.
So, any ladies looking for a way to start with a guy you've spotted, "Csn you reach this shelf?"should work.
So, any ladies looking for a way to start with a guy you've spotted, "Csn you reach this shelf?"should work.
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Cukes are cool. Not crazy about how they taste though.
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What gets to me Carol is that you had to go and tell everybody. Now my favorite pickup site is going to be overcrowded with horny hopefuls.
Unfortunately I can't be doing that at my local market. Small town, wife knows half the employees and I'm **always** running into other shoppers who know both of us. Damn shame seeing as how the floral manager is a plump, frisky looking lady about my age who's been a little flirty with me more than once. Only way I could ever make anything happen is if I was lucky enough to run into her a town or two over.
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Or you can just accidentally walk into his shopping buggy and then 'examine' yourself for injuries when he shows concern.
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Oh, just go ahead and fuck her for crying out loud! Ha ha, just kidding. Another town sounds like it might work...
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