So... I'm weird?

[WastelandVoice]

Look, all philosophy aside- you guys clearly have different ideas about what sex is and means and represents. And that's a problem. If you can't understand that or come to some sort of understanding and meeting of the minds then this thing isn't going to work.

 

[CandiCame]

Revelations/really gay/long post: possible skim and/or ignore

When you're in a super-duper religious relationship, yep! I spent many, many years of my life being a very good church-going woman. I still cringe at the time where, at camp, they split us up by gender to give us talks. The talk for us ladies was "don't dress immodestly so that you will not tempt men into the sin of adultery because looking at you lustfully is sin and it's YOUR FAULT IF THEY SIN AND YOU'RE WEARING TIGHT TEESHIRTS", paraphrased, and a bunch of shit about purity and saving yourself for your One Twue Wuv and stuff.

(My friend's brother was brought to the other side, of course. I found out through him that the talk they got was "don't look at porn and keep your dick in your pants.")

So yeah, basically we got the "if you're raped it's your own fault" talk. It summed up to "if you think about other people in an 'I'd hit that' kind of way, you are committing adultery!" except they didn't actually tell US that because we were the women and we'd be making men commit that sin and obviously women have no passions or lustful thoughts. I was a pretty young teenager at that point, but even I was sitting there uncomfortably and thinking about how this talk was basically them telling us that sin was our fault and why the hell weren't they telling us how to avoid getting into compromising situations and just assuming that men would be the only ones experiencing these sexual sinful thoughts of death and shit and whatever.

In short, if he got the same drill as I (we) did, yeah, no, you aren't supposed to look. One look is forgivable, a double-take is sin, as we put it.

Then I started double-taking at hotties of various genders and wondered why the hell they didn't spend that hour telling me how to deal with that instead of just telling me to wear very modest clothing.

Then I learned the truth: people and relationships are not one size fits all. What he needs might not be what you need. While I understand the grounds you're coming from (I love you so much that I'm only thinking about fucking them), your POVs don't have to mesh. Your thoughts don't have to be the same.

It took me a long time to get over the idea that I was committing a sin against my future monogamous committed life partner by thinking "wowza, I want to hit that." Now that just seems like a silly idea--I know that the problem would be if I went out and hit that while I was in a relationship with a monogamous committed life partner, duh. Still, if that's what he's been told, he might never let it go. Why do you think porn is such a problem for a lot of people, or specifically, their partner watching porn? They think it's committing adultery. And since every relationship is a precious individual thing between different people with different thoughts and feelings, in some relationships it will be wrong.

While I don't think his reaction was unfounded (and decent statements have been made by the posters above me, not least of all that it's because of his religious background that you've mentioned him having in prior posts), I do think the overall situation might be indicative of a need to take a step back and look at things clear-headed. Is his--what you perceive as a jealous reaction--going to be a relationship killer? Is your--what he perceives as a trust issue--going to be a relationship killer for him?

Everyone's different. It doesn't have to be a relationship killer. It might just mean that in the future you might want to keep such comments in your mind where they are for all the rest of us with eyes for all the prizes, as it were.

And I must echo what Mike said, as I do think it's the core part of his reaction.



No one wants to feel as if they're a burden to how you'd rather be living, even if that's not the case.

So... that's really, really fucked up. The whole, "getting raped is your fault" thing. I've proven through experience that you can walk down a dark alley in a bad neighborhood in a miniskirt, stelletos (sp?) and pig-tails- and if there aren't rapists, you won't get raped. The ONLY thing that will get you raped is the PRESENCE OF A RAPIST. I had heard that you can attract them by how you dress, but it's never been confirmed, because of, you know, how rape is about power- not sex. Most rapists know the people they attack- it's based on a power struggle with that person, not how they're dressed. By that church's logic, you'd get raped every time you went swimming.

So, you're telling me that there's a good- I dunno, what are Christians, like 30% of the US population last time I checked, but that was months and months ago during the census, that thinks men are all fucking rapists? You know- I was insulted by that when we were little in sex ed class and they take you away from the girls for that anti-rape part of the class. "No means no" and all that. No shit, no means no. I don't need to know that- I need to know how not to sit in the dark eating buhisperone like candy and cutting myself listening to the Smiths in the dark after I hear no. Stupid, irrelevant class-

Also, I was not aware that some people didn't watch porn. I don't know why- I guess I just never thought about it. And- it's the internet age, it's so easy to get and shit. That honestly never crossed my mind. My boyfriend is the most religious person I know, and the most morally grounded, and he watches porn. True, when he was with his ex he would only watch strait porn of married couples, a really unique fetish for me, but he says that it's the ONLY porn approved by the church!!! WTF? I can't imagine he would ask a preacher that- you would understood if you know him- so I'm guessing that he just decided it was ok. Now that you mention it, it seems like it should be a sin. Especially since jacking off is a sin.

Fuck yeah let's make Adultermas happen!

People could sing Adultermas carols- really just ribald bar songs and that one Jonathon Coulton song about having sex outdoors- and decorate an Adultermas tree- with sex toys- and carve erotically shaped vegetables into Adultery Lanterns And on Adultermas Eve, Lecher Claus comes climbin' in your windows to give handjobs to all the good boys and girls! It really is the most wonderful fucking time of the year! Don't miss the Adultermas Day parade, sponsored by Viagra!

And honestly, if that last paragraph isn't enough to convince most people, I don't know what else to do. As for the date, I'm thinking sometime in spring, where all of nature is fucking anyway.

Getting back to the actual topic at hand, I'm beginning to realize that my opinion on the matter might be a little warped. I love my wife so much it hurts, but the thing is, we're both completely open about our desires and basically we both have an open invitation to sleep with others, assuming some form of prior discussion. The fact that we haven't indicates that we sort of don't need to. In fact, my wife has been indicating for quite a while that she'd favor polyamory if given the chance, which I find a little bit awesome.

Recently, I've begun a relationship with another young woman, with my wife's complete, enthusiastic support, and it hasn't changed the depth of my love for her in the slightest. I don't see any reason why a relationship can't survive attraction to another, or even flourish because of that. But then again, romantic jealousy as a concept has always been a bit foreign to me. I just count myself lucky to have landed my wife, let alone this really great new thing

Dude, you got this shit down! If we're going for spring, let's do it right before Beltang/Easter. Early April.

And I really, really want Adultermas lanterns to be edible. This is really important to me- because I'm an American, and though I love where you're coming from, all these are wonderful ideas, but they're just not gluttonus enough. I think if we throw in a Roman buffet/orgies type place, we'll be set.

I want you to know how jealous I am of you. I am literally erect with jealousy. I didn't even know it did that. So- congratulations! On everything!


OK- so I kinda cleared this up this weekend, we had a long time to talk/be together because we went camping- even though I hate camping- and we had a discussion over it, at like, 3:00 this morning/last night (not until, we didn't pitch tents until like, 3:00am, because that's how we roll) that went something like this.

This hot/drunk chick was bitching about her boyfriend getting someone else pregnant and dumping her. She's one of my really good friends and I was kinda pissed about it to- he cheated on her and got this other chick preggers, albeit accidentally, after they had gotten into this huge fight about him not wanting kids and her wanting to start a family after they had been dating for three years. So I was all sympathetic and shit.

I'm not gonna say that we hadn't slept together a couple of times (they were on break at the time, I was single), and this trip was the first time I had drank, at all, since I went completely sober- and I managed to drink responsibly, so I'm really proud of myself. But, these factors combined with her depression and baby-mania made me realize pretty fast that I had to get away from her or in about three drinks she was gonna start trying to get me to pump a kid in her.

We were all sitting around a fire, but some of the guys were putting up tents (I was still under the impression I might be able to convince Bill to go back to my grandparents and sleep, because we were on their land) so he walked back around the time that I was saying, "Yeah, it's not... I'm not debating that we're not both hot," (she had said that we both had really good genes) "But I have a boyfriend."

"But you don't have a girlfriend."

"You're drunk," I sighed, and got up to leave, but when I did, I noticed he was behind me.

"You're drunk," he accused, and took the bottle of rum I'd been drinking strait away.

Me: Little bit
Him: She's hot-
Me: Whatever *shrug* Are we really sleeping out here? With the bugs?

So, he was apparently really impressed by that. I didn't/don't really understand why. Also, he chose that moment, last night, when I was tipsy to have the long talk about our relationship. For-fuck-knows why. Lets not do that when I know what's going on, or when it has the potential to be romantic, lets do it now after I've field-dressed a deer, drank half a bottle of rum, and we both smell like woods, fish guts, and rampage. Yeah- let's do it then.

Anyway, he said that he kinda overreacted, especially when he's been all in the closet, and that it makes more sense for me to publicly flirt then not to- also, he says that I don't really know what flirting is. And that's true. I can totally see that; because I think I flirt a lot when I don't mean to- to people I don't mean to. But, he doesn't like that I told him I don't care if he fucks other people, and that I totally can't. And that it does hurt him that I'm attracted to other people.

So, I called bullshit on him- I told him that I knew he thought about fucking other people- that I thought it was impossible not to be attracted to attractive people. He didn't get mad- we had this whole conversation, that kept feeling like it should've been a fight, without either of us getting mad. I've never done that before. With my ex, every time I questioned her like that, it turned into a giant fight where I wound up with a broken soul trying desperately to find out why I had started it, why I had brought it upon myself and upset her so badly, why she was still staying with me after all the horrible things I had said/done, ect. This didn't feel like that. It felt like we were talking. I really like that.

He said that he wasn't. I called bullshit again, said that he watched porn, that he has posters of actresses in his house, that he jacks off to Underworld- which is true, but I jack off to some pretty fucked up shit, so I don't call people on anything- and that what he's telling me made no sense and that's why I got so mad.

And so he says to me, "That's because I don't have any pics of you to jack off to. If I did, that's all I would use."

I was like, "??? Do you want some?" he looked at me all confused, so I went on, "Remember? I used to be on ********** - all that shit's still on my computer..."

Him: FUCK YEAH I want that! But listen- hey, do you still do that?

Me: No

Him: Good, don't do that anymore. If anyone finds those it'll fuck up... pretty much any career you try to go into.

Me: K.

Him: But listen, do you- is the reason that you think about fucking other people because- you want to be with a chick?

Me: Goddamn it- is this gonna be a thing? Because I swear to fucking god, I will turn this tent around and we will go home!

him: ???

Me: No goddamn it! And I don't 'want to fuck other people'. I just have fucked a lot of people. I don't have AIDS, I don't have any kids- I want to go to sleep.

Him: You said if not for me you'd've fucked Jen the other night

Me: I would have- but not because- fuck- I don't know how to explain it, not because I'm like, in love with her or anything, just because she asked me- or, even if she didn't ask me, she wanted to, and I- look, it's not something you do because you love someone, it's something you do because you like someone.

Him: You're a whore (half accusatory, kind of upsetting me)

Me: (upset) Well- you're gay!

Him: Vin-

Me: No- listen- I listened to you- you're gay! If you really don't think about fucking other people then YOU. ARE. GAY. Because you only want to fuck me. And I'm a guy. And you need to deal with that. This is getting stupid. I understand hiding it from our parents, but goddamn man, everybody knows!

Him: Uh, yeah, because you're screaming it-

Me: Um, no- because you're fucking GAY- I'm not screaming, at all. I'm whispering. This is how I whisper.

Him: *rolls eyes* So, you said that you would sleep with other people because you're pissed that I don't tell people I'm fucking you? That's retarded.

Me: um... no... maybe... no...

Him: That's retarded.

Me: No, seriously, that's not it- I don't even know why I brought it up... I just think that... we're different people, and... there's different shit about us... and different shit upsets us... and, I didn't know it was gonna make you this paranoid...

Him: I'm actually not. Paranoid. At all.

Me: Then can we burn one- like, right now, inside this tent? It'll be like hotboxing, but waaaay better!

Him: Um- what are you, 15? I'm trying to talk to you- goddamn, you've got the focus of a goldfish.

Me: But there's no windows or anything- it's zipped tight.

Him: Oh my god, you are such a little kid. *pulls me into his lap* I actually watched you from here talking to the girls- I don't know how you do that; but your default state of being is a fucking tease. You just have more passion then any human being alive.

Me: um... I swear my hand to god, I wasn't-

Him: Which is weird because you can't listen. You were. You were flirting with every chick out there. And I'm not pissed. Because you're not a whore- you're a tease. I heard you turn down two different girls- you probably could've unzipped your pants and theyda blown you right there by the fire. And you didn't- and it wasn't because of me. I saw you roll your eyes and bury yourself- you didn't want to.

Me: Um... yeah, I don't. Because it would piss you off. That's what I was trying to tell you.

Him: No, that's what I was trying to tell you.

Me: So... we've been arguing the same thing?

Him: No, we've been arguing the different things because you don't know how to talk to people. You said that the only reason that you didn't sleep with people is because we were together. You meant that you didn't want to sleep with people because we're together.

Me: That's the same thing.

Him: No... no it's not.

Me: Well, can you explain it to me again when I'm sober-er? You have a massive hard-on that's making it really uncomfortable on your lap, I'm sleeping in a net of bugs, and I still want some drugs.

Him: Goddamn it- yes, yes I'll explain it to you tomorrow- but listen, I want you to try and stop flirting with everyone, ok?

Me: I don't flirt with people, so yeah, that's fine!

Him: Yes, you do- but don't worry, we'll fix it * he leaned in and nibbled my neck* and listen, if you work on not flirting with everything that moves, I'll work on the whole... gay thing. So yeah, let's smoke, and then you can blow me.

Me: I'm proud to be a part of this plan.

So, that was weird. The entire time I felt like we should have been fighting. The way that I'm used to conversations like that ending is me feeling like shit about myself; like my significant other hates me, and all that dark shit. Instead, I got the grossest sex ever, complete with my first ever reach-around!!! Yay!

And... ewww....

We had seriously been out in the fucking woods all day. I had cleaned a whitetail carcass and chilled it. And I hadn't showered. I mean, I had washed it with a hose and then washed my hands and arms, but we were heading to go fishing right after that so I saw no reason to shower shower. I was gross. He was pretty gross to.

But, it was really sweet- and I think that I've kinda... I dunno, I've thought about it and I've been crushing really hard on this guy for almost three years now without really admitting it. I love corrupting his innocent soul, and he loves getting me on a strait path- morally. It's like... together we're one competent person, and apart he's all naive and Flanders-y and I'm all... me. And if I have to go without any threesomes or pussy or whatever to get that- I think that's ok...


Except on Adultermas. Which I think is what I might change my sig to. "Except on Adultermas".

Oh, and after that, in the morning, we climbed out of the tent and went to the firepit to eat with everyone else; and he told his best friend (my buddy Pierce) that he thought he was gay. Pierce was like;

"You with us there, partner? Got that all figured out?"

So, Billy tried to explain to me what he was talking about, but I still don't really understand the difference between what he was saying and what I was saying- but it's really important to him, so I'm gonna try. The bullet point to take away is that I shouldn't flirt with people- which I don't think I do, but everyone around me thinks I do- he asked in a car full of people- so I'm going to work on not being flirty. But I'm thinking that what I think is nice is flirty, so if I don't do it, I'm just gonna be a dick. Apparently, I only have two modes, and they're "whore" or "douchebag".

 

[KoPilot]

Wow, how'd you remember all that if you were too drunk to have a serious discussion? ;B

 

[CandiCame]

Wow, how'd you remember all that if you were too drunk to have a serious discussion? ;B

It was retold to me- plus I wasn't drunk, I was tipsy, so I got most of it; but when he retold it to me, it was in a car full of folk- for whatever reason.

 

[Kurokami]

Dude, you got this shit down! If we're going for spring, let's do it right before Beltang/Easter. Early April.

And I really, really want Adultermas lanterns to be edible. This is really important to me- because I'm an American, and though I love where you're coming from, all these are wonderful ideas, but they're just not gluttonus enough. I think if we throw in a Roman buffet/orgies type place, we'll be set.

I want you to know how jealous I am of you. I am literally erect with jealousy. I didn't even know it did that. So- congratulations! On everything!

This whole thing is really coming together

I like the buffet/orgy idea, but you should think big. Eat a banquet off of a table made exclusively of hot men and women, before devolving into the kind of raw carnality that would make the Romans blush. This thing should be decadent.

And hell, if you want edible Adultermas lanterns, just fill them with chocolate and booze I do that with most things around my house anyway. And thanks for the congratulations: I won't lie, my life is pretty fucking awesome right now

 

[KatNW1]

Sorry; isn't jealousy.
Jealousy is when you don't want your boyfriend going out with someone who is "just-a-friend" and things like that.

I feel (and it seems your boyfriend does too) if you truly love someone then you aren't going to have desires in other people, but only be interested in who you're with.

I agree with your boyfriend. You shouldn't even want to have sex with others if your heart truly belongs to him.

It's clear your boyfriend wants someone who can feel the same way.
If you can't then you should just end the relationship with him.



No, I don't expect anyone on THIS website to agree. But I don't care.

If my guy looked at me and said he didn't think about having sex with other women, I'd immediately demand he receive a psychological evaluation. What I want to hear is that he's only GOING to have sex with me. I don't give a damn what he thinks about. He can think whatever he wants - it's the beauty of thought, really. Unless you're ruled by it, essentially thought is harmless. It's the only true safe sex - it's the stuff of which fantasy is made.

Seriously, to essentially tell someone to stop thinking is fucked up.

I actually came home the other day and told Reece that, while in rounds, I'd found out I was insanely attracted to this one doc; in fact, two other women and I were talking about it and we found out we all are (one of them's been married for thirty years to boot, and has a marriage most people would kill for).

After he had a good laugh about it, Reece point-blank asked me exactly what I thought about - and, well, what followed was pretty incredible.

Thought is harmless. Acting on thought can be deadly.

And thought can be fun as well - we both have Celebrity Freebie Lists - so I know he thinks about having sex with those women. And good on him - because if he's having sex with me, I don't care who he thinks about, as long as I'm on the receiving end!

 

[KatNW1]

This whole thing is really coming together

I like the buffet/orgy idea, but you should think big. Eat a banquet off of a table made exclusively of hot men and women, before devolving into the kind of raw carnality that would make the Romans blush. This thing should be decadent.

And hell, if you want edible Adultermas lanterns, just fill them with chocolate and booze I do that with most things around my house anyway. And thanks for the congratulations: I won't lie, my life is pretty fucking awesome right now

Romans had vomitoriums. Not necessarily a bad thing, and they just might be required for this particular event. I don't think you can achieve that particular level of decadence without them.

We'll just make sure there are copious amounts of modern toothpaste and mouthwash available.

 

[CandiCame]

This whole thing is really coming together

I like the buffet/orgy idea, but you should think big. Eat a banquet off of a table made exclusively of hot men and women, before devolving into the kind of raw carnality that would make the Romans blush. This thing should be decadent.

And hell, if you want edible Adultermas lanterns, just fill them with chocolate and booze I do that with most things around my house anyway. And thanks for the congratulations: I won't lie, my life is pretty fucking awesome right now

I think that if we can get Allan Cumming to endorse us- and I think we could- then the rest will fall into place. I'm assuming that he could even summon tentacle monsters if he needed to.

I've decided that I will not rest until I find some way to get you to rape me. Which seems counter-intuitive, but I think you know what I mean.

As far as not being a flirt, I've been doing really well, though the result is that I haven't had time to be on-line in a week. I've had SOOOO much sex this week- we've gone out every night. I've been ridiculously horny- it's been weird. Whatever.

 

[Kurokami]

I think that if we can get Allan Cumming to endorse us- and I think we could- then the rest will fall into place. I'm assuming that he could even summon tentacle monsters if he needed to.

I've decided that I will not rest until I find some way to get you to rape me. Which seems counter-intuitive, but I think you know what I mean.

As far as not being a flirt, I've been doing really well, though the result is that I haven't had time to be on-line in a week. I've had SOOOO much sex this week- we've gone out every night. I've been ridiculously horny- it's been weird. Whatever.

Endorsements? Love it Tentacle monsters? Sure, why not! It's Adultermas!

On the second thing... I'll bring the handcuffs, you bring the blindfold Although that does seem to be incompatible with the mission statement of this thread, hmm?

Maybe Allan Cumming could be at the head of the Adultermas Parade, passing out condoms and rum to the people?

 

[CandiCame]

Endorsements? Love it Tentacle monsters? Sure, why not! It's Adultermas!

On the second thing... I'll bring the handcuffs, you bring the blindfold Although that does seem to be incompatible with the mission statement of this thread, hmm?

Maybe Allan Cumming could be at the head of the Adultermas Parade, passing out condoms and rum to the people?

I'm excited to be a part of this plan.

mmm...condoms and rum...
mmm...Allan Cumming...



But I don't like not flirting. We (my man and I) have two completely different ideas about what flirting is. I don't wanna be a douchebag my whole life. He can be nice to people without them thinking he wants to fuck them. I can't. I don't say anything related to sex, and people still think that I'm hitting on them.

For example, I can tell a dude in class that I like his JTHM shirt, and apparently, that's flirting.

Got to hear the best line ever when I rejected this chick though. We were talking about how perfect she thought we were for each other, I told her no, we kept talking, she asked me who my favorite ninja turtle was- I said Rapheal, and she said,

"That's some bullshit. I am so mad you won't fuck me. Because Raphael is your favorite ninja turtle."

The sad part is, I knew what she meant. Sometimes life pisses you off. Life pisses you off so bad that you need to watch hockey with a Canadian, and if your team loses, you need to go fight crime as a vigilantly.

 

[SissyKatie]

I think it's fine to be the way you are, and it's also fine to be the way he is.

What is not fine is mixing the two.

I only have the small amount you have shared in this thread to go on, but I think before very long your relationship is going to have a rough patch and he is going to get very badly hurt.

The two types of people just don't mix that well... I am sure of it.

 

[Kurokami]

I'm excited to be a part of this plan.

mmm...condoms and rum...
mmm...Allan Cumming...



But I don't like not flirting. We (my man and I) have two completely different ideas about what flirting is. I don't wanna be a douchebag my whole life. He can be nice to people without them thinking he wants to fuck them. I can't. I don't say anything related to sex, and people still think that I'm hitting on them.

For example, I can tell a dude in class that I like his JTHM shirt, and apparently, that's flirting.

Got to hear the best line ever when I rejected this chick though. We were talking about how perfect she thought we were for each other, I told her no, we kept talking, she asked me who my favorite ninja turtle was- I said Rapheal, and she said,

"That's some bullshit. I am so mad you won't fuck me. Because Raphael is your favorite ninja turtle."

The sad part is, I knew what she meant. Sometimes life pisses you off. Life pisses you off so bad that you need to watch hockey with a Canadian, and if your team loses, you need to go fight crime as a vigilantly.

Dude, I feel like I have to ask: are we the same person? Because the more I read your posts, the more in common we seem to have. Am I, like, a split personality floating around in your head? Will you look into a mirror one day, and see my reflection staring out? It's getting weird, and strangely edifying.

As for your unavoidable flirting issue, that may just be animal magnetism, like what Liam Neeson has. It's impossible not to find Liam Neeson awesome, maybe you're the same. I'd suggest carrying a couple of flags with you at all times, one indicating that you're actually flirting, the other suggesting a lack of same. Just sort of hold them up as you talk, or hold up both at once if you're trying to be confusing

Oh, and I often determine who I want to fuck based on the Ninja Turtles. Raphael is the correct answer, so now I like you more. Sometimes I'll answer a secondary question relating to your favorite Transformer (Optimus Prime is the ideal answer, though Soundwave and Trypticon are also acceptable.) and I wasn't even alive in the eighties. I have harsh words for anyone who picks Perceptor or Wheelie. Nobody likes Perceptor or Wheelie.

 

[CandiCame]

Dude, I feel like I have to ask: are we the same person? Because the more I read your posts, the more in common we seem to have. Am I, like, a split personality floating around in your head? Will you look into a mirror one day, and see my reflection staring out? It's getting weird, and strangely edifying.

As for your unavoidable flirting issue, that may just be animal magnetism, like what Liam Neeson has. It's impossible not to find Liam Neeson awesome, maybe you're the same. I'd suggest carrying a couple of flags with you at all times, one indicating that you're actually flirting, the other suggesting a lack of same. Just sort of hold them up as you talk, or hold up both at once if you're trying to be confusing

Oh, and I often determine who I want to fuck based on the Ninja Turtles. Raphael is the correct answer, so now I like you more. Sometimes I'll answer a secondary question relating to your favorite Transformer (Optimus Prime is the ideal answer, though Soundwave and Trypticon are also acceptable.) and I wasn't even alive in the eighties. I have harsh words for anyone who picks Perceptor or Wheelie. Nobody likes Perceptor or Wheelie.

Bullshit, I like Perceptor. Though my answer is Starscream. He reminds me of me. Plus, pretty sure that he was doing Megs. He was all, "I'm gonna shoot you in the back! I'm decepticon leader!" until he got in trouble and then he was like, "Megatron! Save me! I worship you! You're an awesome leader! I'm an idiot!" That's kinda how I roll to. And Megs saves him. Every time.

But come on, Percy was a sniper and the resisdent drug-maker-pharmicist guy. There's a scene where Optimus walks in on him dancing and mixing chemicals. He drinks them. Optimus is like, "What are you doing?"

Percy's like, "Nothing..."

This is a motherfucker who drains the soul (sparks) of his enemies, distills it, and freebases it to get ripped before battle.

http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfK2JfKZxvrIPfPaOcBua2-fHjtq4CFMQapc-2slbZOB7E1YIE0CowNWGi

Now, come on- harsh me up.

flags of the world-I think in that scenario, I need a red one to. Unavoidable flirting leads to red flags.

 

[Kurokami]

Bullshit, I like Perceptor. Though my answer is Starscream. He reminds me of me. Plus, pretty sure that he was doing Megs. He was all, "I'm gonna shoot you in the back! I'm decepticon leader!" until he got in trouble and then he was like, "Megatron! Save me! I worship you! You're an awesome leader! I'm an idiot!" That's kinda how I roll to. And Megs saves him. Every time.

But come on, Percy was a sniper and the resisdent drug-maker-pharmicist guy. There's a scene where Optimus walks in on him dancing and mixing chemicals. He drinks them. Optimus is like, "What are you doing?"

Percy's like, "Nothing..."

This is a motherfucker who drains the soul (sparks) of his enemies, distills it, and freebases it to get ripped before battle.

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Now, come on- harsh me up.

flags of the world-I think in that scenario, I need a red one to. Unavoidable flirting leads to red flags.

Perceptor's a damn microscope. Leaving aside that he's a huge nerd- which I don't take as a negative- he hangs out with robot dinosaurs and badass cars, yet his chosen other form is a microscope. There's no point to being able to transform into a microscope, unless you want to show your human pals -and who likes those guys?- something really small. That's under glass. Not super useful.

Starscream is a good choice though, but I never got any sexual tension from him and Megatron. Although now that I think about it, all that transforming into a gun and having Starscream pull his trigger... Yeah, maybe you're right. I guess they get Soundwave to watch, maybe while playing a little Barry White

Can we all agree that Sky Linx sucks? I mean, god damn does he suck.

 

[CandiCame]

Perceptor's a damn microscope. Leaving aside that he's a huge nerd- which I don't take as a negative- he hangs out with robot dinosaurs and badass cars, yet his chosen other form is a microscope. There's no point to being able to transform into a microscope, unless you want to show your human pals -and who likes those guys?- something really small. That's under glass. Not super useful.

Starscream is a good choice though, but I never got any sexual tension from him and Megatron. Although now that I think about it, all that transforming into a gun and having Starscream pull his trigger... Yeah, maybe you're right. I guess they get Soundwave to watch, maybe while playing a little Barry White

Can we all agree that Sky Linx sucks? I mean, god damn does he suck.

He's a microscope and a tank...

Yeah, I never understood the microscope either. And it's not even a little microscope. He doesn't change size like Megs does he? He's just a giant microscope.

But he is where you go to score your proteon, which makes him cool.

I totally don't know who SkyLinks is- all I know about TF I learned from my man- he loves it- but it was a little before my time, I think.

I get the feeling that Soundwave's not a 'watch' kind of guy. I always liked Soundwave because he had a kitty. And he's constantly stabbing Starscream in the back. Those are two things that I respect.

So, still think I might be some kind of alternate reality version of yourself? Because that's high praise.

 

[KoPilot]

Sorry, but it's all about these guys.

 

[OnceFuturePoly]

I'd ask you two to take it offline or to another thread, but I can't think of a thread title better than the current "So... I'm weird!"

(It's the width of the attachments you continually quote in your replies -- they really screw up the way my browser lays out the page.)