....something that was on my mind...

Tx girl said:
sexylady? Does that mean i have to give it back when im done? Cause i've been thinking i don't wanna!

Nah.....Kiss it....Kick it....do as you please...:eek:
 
Re: Hey!

HarveyWallbangr said:
Wait just one dang second here!

-alright, second up....continue touchin' the hiney...LOL....

:p :p :p

Nah gave you back...but I did check out the front too while I was playing..:D :devil: Thats why I gave you back...:eek:


j/k ;) She got the fake one...;)
 
HarveyWallbangr said:


I'd like to think so, but I have to give her better credit in taste in men than that. :)

Not to get mushy and I don't know you that well but your a funny guy and I have fun kidding with you...*I see the head swelling*
 
1sexylady said:


Not to get mushy and I don't know you that well but your a funny guy and I have fun kidding with you...*I see the head swelling*

heh....you give me too much credit, but thank you anywho. :)
 
USDA Eh??? Is that what you've been checking out while I've been away love???? And here I thought you had a thing for Prime Canadian Bacon. We do have higher standards up here. ;)
 
Daeth_Harrick said:
USDA Eh??? Is that what you've been checking out while I've been away love???? And here I thought you had a thing for Prime Canadian Bacon. We do have higher standards up here. ;)

Noooo....no negativity for the hiney! Love the hiney! Touch the hiney! Errrr.....not so much on the touchin' the hiney, no offense... ;)

Hehe....well, even if it did have to do with my booty...hi, Daeth! Nice to meet ya...
 
HarveyWallbangr said:


Noooo....no negativity for the hiney! Love the hiney! Touch the hiney! Errrr.....not so much on the touchin' the hiney, no offense... ;)

Hehe....well, even if it did have to do with my booty...hi, Daeth! Nice to meet ya...

ooooo....booty...good word, I feel like a pirate now...

"Arrrr, matey....you get all the loot, but I keep all the booty!" :p :p
 
Sorry lad But you've missed the ship on this one.... The Lady Sam rides with me.....

Oh, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But time are hard and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always "no"
Hire you now, they'd always laugh, we just let twenty go!
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.
And so I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone
I'm gonna be a PIRATE! on the River Saskatchewan!
(ar.. ar.. ar.. etc...!)

Chorus:
Cause it's a heave-ho! hi-ho!
Coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
And it's a ho-hey! hi-hey!
Farmers bar your doors when you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores.
Arr!

Well you think the locals farmers would know that I'm at large
But, just the other day I saw an unsuspecting barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship, and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer!
A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
The farmers pass in so much fear, their stomachs are a-quiver
Because the know that TRACTOR JACK! is hiding in the bay,
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

Chorus

Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline but he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a-coming and the Mountie lost his job
Now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob.
A swingin' sword, and skull n' bones, and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST- SCREW IT!
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, I'm the terror of the sea
If ya wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

Chorus

Arrr ya salty dog.. arrr ya salty gopher.. arrr ya salty bale of hay!

Well, pirate life's appealing, but you don't just find it here
I've heard that in Alberta, there's a band of bucaneers
They roam the Athabasca, from Smith to Fort McKay
And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way
Well winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze
Our pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime, but now I 've to go,
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico!

Chorus

Arrogant Worms.....
 
Tx girl said:
Ohhhh I've got the hots! No doubt there!

Hots sunburn hots? Or hots "Goddamn, that Harvey is a sexy hunk of man-meat....boy, I wish he'd talk to me....mmmm, he's dreamy...." ...<woah....sorry, got a little lost for a second>...lol
 
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