Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Taegul]

Dozens of dildos falling from an air shipment and landing on your head.

 

[NudieUser]

Electric eels

 

[JessiQueVix]

fork

 

[mnbreastluver]

Groping Mrs. Bigfoot

 

[Taegul]

Hugging a Nile Crocodile.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Ice pick through the heart

 

[melimelissa]

A judgemental Jabberwocky Jamboree

 

[EyesOnHers]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

 

[mnbreastluver]

Licking a lightning rod during a thunderstorm

 

[Taegul]

Marrying Aileen Wuornos.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Not doing exactly what Aileen Wuornos says

 

[Taegul]

Ordering Aileen Wuornos back into the kitchen to make me dinner.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pair of pillows suffocation

 

[Taegul]

Questioning the wrong woman about her "pillows".

 

[latecomer91364]

Ravens with small tactical nukes strapped to their backs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Strutting around like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever during a Hells Angels meeting

 

[Taegul]

Tipping cows in the wrong direction.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Underwear drawer becoming possessed and them banning together to take you out in your sleep.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Vibrators, all over me

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Whiny bear cub being picked up.