Soo... what'll it be?

[Expertise]

Scotch: Glenmorangie or Famous Grouse

Beer: Iron Horse, Guiness or Blackened Voodoo

Wine: A dry Reisling, or maybe a nice port with a good body to it, LOL

Bourbon: Ick!

Rum: 151 straight up w/Bud Light back


Honestly ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

But officer ...I don't stagger when i'm drivin'

I think I mentioned before that I am an auxillary constable here. This old, very funny and very intoxicated gentleman actually said this to us about two weeks ago.

Drinking and driving is fucking stupid. Just had to put that qualifier in there

 

[Beebeeblue]

Nice cool sweet drink. Cherry Cheesecake. Vanilla liquor and cranberry juice. Dont drink to many. Sugar will make you sick. I like to do shots of Peppermint Schnapps too.

 

[SimplySouthern]

constable? is that like a cop? as in..with a uniform? oh me oh my..I didn't notice tha before. Exp..where you been all my life??

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Forgot...

Jello shots!!
Love 'em... with vodka or tequila...
and Jungle Juice made with Everclear... couple of glasses, and a piece of fruit... you're gone!

 

[Expertise]

Morning SS.

We even got issued some new boots last month. Nice hi black kevlar ones at that. Sorry cutie I didn't mean to tease.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I hear ya Expertise, I grabbed one guy on the 4th who bew a .33!!

::::Scratching Head:::: Maybe his liver was designed by Dean Martin?

 

[Expertise]

Sometimes you wonder how they have found the car let alone the ignition and why they haven't gone toxic before they did either.

Anyway I am sure no one here does incrediblyfuckingstupid things like that.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I hear ya big daddy. After I wrote that last post I remembered pulling a guy and getting him out to do the Field Sobriety Tests and he couldn't even stand up!

My partner looked at him and said, "you're so drunk you can't even stand!"

The guy, sitting on the ground, just looked up at my partner and said, " But Sir, I drive sitting down."

 

[April]

Hecate, I am absolutely shocked! Coke? In good German beer? They should be deported at once! I bet they're Americans, too. *shakes head in disgust*

 

[Weird Harold]

Sometimes you wonder how they have found the car let alone the ignition and why they haven't gone toxic before they did either.

Anyway I am sure no one here does incrediblyfuckingstupid things like that.

I used to, that's why I'm a reformed lush. Some of the things I did while drinking make me wonder how I survived long enough to wise up.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Just to make sure that when I called someone a liar, I knew that they were, I enlisted the help of some cops. After they uncuffed me from the bed (just a joke) I got good and drunk..( 4 wine coolers and 3 Hard Lemonades..all in a 2 hour period) and blew *giggle* in the Alcosensor. Now I am a small framed person. I am only 5'2 so I can't hold that much liquor. I don't drink often, so my tolerance level isn't that high. I only blew a .07. In this state the limit is .08. There is NO WAY I could have stumbled to the car, much less driven anywhere. Yet, I still have clients that blow a .25 or more that say "I only had one or two beers." I am left to wonder how big the containers from which they drank these beers were......

 

[Expertise]

Containers with more capacity than thier brains unfortunately.

Offenders who blow over 20 tend to be "problem drinkers" a "casual drunk" usually isn't capable of much beyond basic motor function after that ... and they usually have sense enough not to jump behind the wheel

 

[Weird Harold]

Yet, I still have clients that blow a .25 or more that say "I only had one or two beers." I am left to wonder how big the containers from which they drank these beers were......

There was a time in my life when "a couple of beers" meant two cases, and a "double scotch" was two quarts.

Usually, after the first three drinks, I wasn't aware of (or concerned about) how much or what I was drinking.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well, these days I am a wine junkie -- strawerry zinfindel or preach chardonney (and, yes I know thay are both spelled wrong!!)

I do enjoy practically any frozen blended drink: pina colata, daquiris, mudslides...

Champagne!! Dom is the best

No beer for me, can't stand it

When I was a party girl I did long island tea and rum & coke

When I was in high school I lived on southern comfort, straight

but now I just like the simple, easy things in life & one or two drinks gets me buzzed, when before I could take half a dozen...

 

[Budokan]

Personally, my favorite drink is pineapple juice and vodka served over crushed ice. Best exotic drink I've had: a Kiss in the Dark. I can't remember the ingredients, alas...

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Kiss in the Dark... hmm... sexy!
Have to find out what it is!

 

[Firesprite]

LOL..

"Well Absinthe makes the farts groan HONDA"

LOL that is good..

my favourite cocktail is a black russian.. give me a black russian any day mmmm mmmmmmmm coffee liqueur and vodka

I drink bourbon and coke generally though

I also like to have "slippery nipples" Opal Nera with Baileys irish cream floating on top - great in a shot glass.

 

[Firesprite]

found this..

Kiss-In-The-Dark
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Ingredients:
3/4 oz Cherry brandy
3/4 oz Dry Vermouth
3/4 oz Gin

Mixing instructions:
Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

 

[Skibum]

I like beer. Usually just plain old cheap beer. For special occasions, nothing beats burbon on the rocks.