Space for Whatchamacallits

[Niceandbrutal]

Awww this made me smile.

Hey, NB, I'm having some delicious cake right now. It's delicious. I might waste some of it just so you can hate me.

You're mean.

 

[TechnoGeek]

Hola!

Yep. She is mean NB. That's a fact.

Starry?! Where art thou?! -waves a cookie around-

Hello to everyone else I know and don't know...

 

[Essie1]

Waving

Hello, I'm Essie, I've heard a lot about you

Indicating the bear in the little chair

That's Ted. He's with me. He is fond of hugs and baked goods. As am I, for that matter...

 

[prettyserpentine]

I'm not mean.

sits in the corner

 

[TechnoGeek]

Yesh

Yes you are

Hi Essie... I have heard a lot about you too. And Ted, as well... -hands cookies to them as well-

I suppose my reputation does precede me...

 

[Niceandbrutal]

I'm not mean.

sits in the corner

Tempting someone who's just been diagnosed with diabetes with cake? You're right, that's not mean. That's evil.

 

[prettyserpentine]

scowls

Well then I apologise. I take back the cake comments. And the cake. Someone else can have the cake because I don't need it either. I'm perfectly content to eat this stew that I have before me that's loaded with pepper because my mother loves pepper even though it makes me sick and I'm so tired I put fucking soy sauce in it instead of Worcestershire sauce.

gives NB all the cake

 

[Niceandbrutal]

scowls

Well then I apologise. I take back the cake comments. And the cake. Someone else can have the cake because I don't need it either. I'm perfectly content to eat this stew that I have before me that's loaded with pepper because my mother loves pepper even though it makes me sick and I'm so tired I put fucking soy sauce in it instead of Worcestershire sauce.

gives NB all the cake

still can't have any

 

[prettyserpentine]

still can't have any

gives the cake to Ted instead, gives NB some celery

 

[Essie1]

Ted thinks for a moment, then stuffs all the cake under his chair and sits down with little paws crossed, fierce look on his face, guarding the cake so that NOBODY fights over it anymore

Thank you for the cookies. I should have said all the things I've heard about you are good, including the provision of baked goods and being rather adoring of the Pretty one. Good things in my book.

Not sure what you've heard but it's likely true... shrugs... maybe...

Gives the Nice man a sugar free diabetic chocolate bar

 

[StarryEyed665]

COOKIES DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES

*leaps towards TG* Oh, you were sorely missed! Welcome back!

CAKE YES PLZ WHERE

(I'm sorry about your stew troubles, serps D=)

 

[StarryEyed665]

*stares yearningly under Ted's chair*

Dammit, I hate how hungry Hannibal makes me.

 

[Essie1]

Having earnest whispered conversation with Ted

Just a little piece, Ted. Starry wasn't here when the Cake War broke out. She gave you a blueberry pancake, remember?

A small paw holds out a piece of cake for Starry with a cautious glare at the others in case they think he is weakening...

Good boy, Ted. Have a cookie.

 

[prettyserpentine]

*stares yearningly under Ted's chair*

Dammit, I hate how hungry Hannibal makes me.

Oh gods this made me laugh.

 

[StarryEyed665]

*kisses Ted's cheek in thanks, before stuffing the cake in her face in a very unattractive fashion*


So many mixed feelings for that show, of disgust, hunger and guilt for the hunger and being attracted to his back.

 

[Essie1]

Shudders

Haven't seen it, don't intend to! Not a fan of scary, freaky people. Even the psychologically intriguing ones. Studied enough of them, dealt with enough of them in a former career.

Wrapping herself in blanket and sipping mug of lovely sweet tea

Shall stick to things that make me go tee-hee and awww, if it's all the same.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

I wouldn't dream of defying Ted. And I apologize for being so sensitive re: all things sugary. Please Ted, let them all have cake.

*munches celery*

 

[Essie1]

Ted looks suspiciously crumby around his mouth and tummy...but holds out a few pieces of cake

Good boy, Ted. That's a piece for Pretty, a piece for Techno... all right, Starry, another piece for you, and one for me.

Does anyone want a drink while I'm up?

 

[Niceandbrutal]

And my sympathies for the stew.

Dinner for me will be sliders made of mutton with garlic. Half a serving of potatoes. And as much salad as I can stuff in my face.

All in all, a mixed blessing.

 

[TechnoGeek]

-eyes starry as she devours the cake and whistles as he scoops up Pretty and absconds with her briefly-

 

[prettyserpentine]

I'm thinking of going back to bed, otherwise I'll be a zombie at work tonight.

At least I'm on my own, so if I'm so tired I start to cry over the lack of chocolate biscuits, no one will see me.

 

[prettyserpentine]

-eyes starry as she devours the cake and whistles as he scoops up Pretty and absconds with her briefly-

is absconded in a state of undress, as she was getting out of clothes at the time

 

[Essie1]

Sighs and sits down next to Nice, handing him a mug of tea and pulling Ted into her arms for a well deserved hug

I think it's just you, me and Ted, my friend. If you're a coffee person, let me know and I shall switch your brew.

Looks warily at Starry trying to stuff her head under Ted's chair to get rest of cake

It's sad, really...

 

[Essie1]

is absconded in a state of undress, as she was getting out of clothes at the time

Somehow I think your lad will cope admirably with this...

Goodnight, sweet Pretty, take care of yourself and sleep well.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Sighs and sits down next to Nice, handing him a mug of tea and pulling Ted into her arms for a well deserved hug

I think it's just you, me and Ted, my friend. If you're a coffee person, let me know and I shall switch your brew.

Looks warily at Starry trying to stuff her head under Ted's chair to get rest of cake

It's sad, really...

I love tea. Never liked coffee. Spot on, in other words.

Bows head at Ted.

I haven't properly introduced myself, Teddy. I am Niceandbrutal.
I'll only be nice to Essie though, don't you worry.

(I'm a bit tired of the brutal bit anyway.)