Sparkly, kinky, pretty things

[cascadiabound]

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

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The little lock on the ankle cuff makes this spreader bar set up extra hot.
Nothing like spike heels to make a girl feel extra sparkly. (Until they start hurting, of course)…

…but it’s always nice to exercise a little foot fetish…. Kiss the soles…a little licking of the toes

 

[cascadiabound]

That's quite a special collar.

 

[Gremzin3]

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Sylvie Monthulé has similar jewelry with suitably placed pendants for stimulation, like this.

 

[SweetOblivion]

Practical pretty plushy for the discerning, single gentleman?


"Starry, starry nights"

Sweet O

 

[cascadiabound]

Sylvie Monthulé has similar jewelry with suitably placed pendants for stimulation, like this.

I actually was thinking about those as I posted this pic. Such multi purpose adornments are very fun.
Long earrings that graze the side of the neck can also be fun for those who have sensitive necks/neck erogenous zones.

 

[cascadiabound]

 

[cascadiabound]

I do love lights... and we are just beginning the season of lights. Makes me so happy!

 

[Gremzin3]

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

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Love this

 

[Dreamliner]

about those chokers.

 

[sallysparrow23]

 

[Soooz]

Uuuum! Sally! ...I don't think that where those things go!

 

[cascadiabound]

 

[Gremzin3]

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Yes, those are definitely pearly whites.

 

[Gremzin3]

 

[Dreamliner]

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

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That's quite a special collar.

The sort of stuff you wear when all else you have on are stockings and heels. Possibly a rain msc if you want to go out .

 

[riverj]

 

[SweetOblivion]

Yes, those are definitely pearly whites.

What kind of bear doesn’t have any teeth? A gummy bear.

Did you hear about the dog that didn’t have any teeth? Its bark was worse than its bite.

Why do vampires brush their teeth? To prevent bat breath.

Why is the Tooth Fairy so smart? She’s collected a lot of wisdom teeth.

What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth

What do you call a dentist who fixes crocodile’s teeth? Totally crazy

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque

What’s the Fonz’s favorite tooth? A! (say it like the Fonz would say Eh)

A dentist pulled out my tooth without meaning to… It was accidental.

I’ve got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth. You’d better brace yourself

I dated a dentist a while back, She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

“What’s blue and bad for your teeth?” “A really fast brick.”

“Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication!”

What’s the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist

I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

My dentist would simply not stop working on my teeth. He was abscessive compulsive.

My dentist seems distracted, I think he was brushing me off.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child? Caps and robbers

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis.

What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte

What is a dentist’s office? A filling station

I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned…

How do you stop your mouth from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.

I know an elderly vampire. He’s quite long in the tooth.

Why should you be kind to your dentist? Because they have fill-ings too.

Why do we call them dental x-rays and not tooth pics?

Why do we say The Tooth Fairy and not The Grin Reaper?

Why did the smartphone go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth.

Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.

A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.

What does the dentist do when he’s on a roller coaster? Brace himself.

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.

Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep.

If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.

My dentist said I should try flossing more. I’ve started taking dance lessons now.

What does the dentist give a bear with a hurting tooth? Anything it wants.

What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.

What made the snowman go to see a dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.

What do tuba players use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

Where do teeth like to shop? At the gap!

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.

What has teeth, but no mouth? A comb.

How do you fix a broken tooth? With tooth paste!

Who fills in for the tooth fairy at Christmas? Santa Floss!

Where did the whale go to get his braces? The orca-dontist.

Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.

What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster? She braces herself.

What kind of music do kids with braces listen to? Heavy Metal.

What do you call a boat filled with dentists? A tooth ferry.

How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free? Irritate a lion.

What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week? Toothsday.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others; he gave me one with four cavities.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow; he told me to wear a brown tie.

Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.

Daddy Joker SO

 

[cascadiabound]

Looks like so much fun to wear. All that sparkly swirling around my body

 

[riverj]

Ood pose

 

[ZfrkS62]

Ood pose

Love her definition

 

[cascadiabound]

Ood pose

Are those cacti?
Seems risky...

 

[riverj]

Are those cacti?
Seems risky...

I am betting Aloe...... allows for poses in the window sill............ ;-)