STAGE 2 Literotica RWCJ HisArpy Meltdown Alert

[Lazaran]

UPDATE:
A Stage TWO Literotica RWCJ Meltdown Alert has been issued for HisArpy on August 1, 2024.

A stage one alert occurs when HisArpy, backed into a rhetorical corner, begins acting violently and unpredictably.
Symptoms include fabricated "facts" in addition to racist and misogynistic shitposting.
A stage one alert will be upgraded to stage two upon evidence of HisArpy posting "GO FUCK YOURSELF!:
(All caps is typical but NOT required)

Below is the evidence submitted for Stage 2.

This ^ bit was destined to yield yuuuuge dividends.

Well played.

 

[Lazaran]

Published works on this site should be OFF LIMITS for criticism on the boards because you're not commenting or giving a critique on the works but are instead using their existence as a bludgeon against the author for things not involving their published works.

Basically, you're a lying cheating COWARDLY asshole with a grudge who doesn't care what she says as long as she gets to ABUSE SOMEONE to satisfy her crappy ego.

Doing what you did isn't political or ideological disagreement and debate. It's intentional abuse and you need to get the fuck off the board. Permanently.

If you refuse to go voluntarily, LAUREL NEEDS TO BAN YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE. (Hint hint!) This isn't an iggy function problem, you need to disappear in disgrace.

FUCK OFF

Is there a stage 3 alert???



Derpy

 

[John_von_Neumann]

I propose stage 3 meltdowns are characterized by long, meandering, spittle-flecked rants. Stage 4 meltdowns are reserved for violent sexual fantasies involving other posters.

 

[Rightguide]

I detect a budding bromance.

It's probably not uncommon for a Texan like Rob to fall in love with a Buffalo and give the term buffalo hump new meaning.

 

[butters]

(asks hopefully) do we ever get to a stage five where he implodes? just askin'

 

[18xoxo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819068197934387282

 

[Bray123]

Would you rather have a President whose heritage is Indian/Black, or one whose heritage is German draft-dodging pimp with gingivitis?

 

[Buffalogurl]

What stage is the Rory/Arpy Bromance?

My guess?..... bet'cha they take a ride In the tunnel of love at the amusement park ....

 

[MajorRewrite]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819068197934387282

And what is that supposed to prove, other than the fact that you can’t stay on topic in a thread?

 

[DeluxAuto]

Derpy took over trump's socials today.

 

[saintcero]

How much ammo do I need to be ammosexual.

Please factor I that I am only plinking .22 and 9mm.

Does that render me a plinking ammosexual?

 

[DeluxAuto]

How much ammo do I need to be ammosexual.

Please factor I that I am only plinking .22 and 9mm.

Does that render me a plinking ammosexual?

Don't fret. No one cares who/what you are.

 

[Lazaran]

How much ammo do I need to be ammosexual.

Please factor I that I am only plinking .22 and 9mm.

Does that render me a plinking ammosexual?

If you want to see what qualifies one as a psychopathic, misogynistic, ammosexual incel, just go to Wat’s psychopathic, misogynistic ammosexual incel thread and note what Wat, etc, have posted since that thread’s inception.



If your views and posting habits are similar to Wat’s, etc, then you just might be a psychopathic, misogynistic, ammosexual incel.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Derpy took over trump's socials today.

View attachment 2373097

JFC! Demented Donald is coming apart at the seams.

Too Old Donald is trotting out the fictitious War on Christmas in August! “Years long fight to stop the words ‘Merry Christmas’”

Remarkably, Demented Donald lists 8 criticisms and none of them are true. Classic.

What a sad dimwit. Crooked sleepy Donnie is a creepy, weird habitual loser.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

If you want to see what qualifies one as a psychopathic, misogynistic, ammosexual incel, just go to Wat’s psychopathic, misogynistic ammosexual incel thread and note what Wat, etc, have posted since that thread’s inception.



If your views and posting habits are similar to Wat’s, etc, then you just might be an psychopathic, misogynistic, ammosexual incel.

The criteria for being an ammosexual are the same as for for being a crazy cat lady.

Owning one or two cats or guns is completely normal.

Owning five or more is weird.

 

[Lazaran]

The criteria for being an ammosexual are the same as for for being a crazy cat lady.

Owning one or two cats or guns is completely normal.

Owning five or more is weird.

Endlessly posting pictures of them and other randoms, and ceaselessly talking about them, while repeatedly mentioning that they didn’t kill you in the middle of the night, is weird - and creepy.

Suggesting that owing many of them will protect you from some imagined government threat, while ignoring the real threat posed by owning so many, is weird - and creepy - and unstable.

Loving them more than the lives of children and a safe society, while simultaneously advocating for their proliferation in society, is weird - and creepy - and unstable - and exceedingly dangerous.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Endlessly posting pictures of them and other randoms, and ceaselessly talking about them, while repeatedly mentioning that they didn’t kill you in the middle of the night, is weird - and creepy.

Suggesting that owing many of them will protect you from some imagined government threat, while ignoring the real threat posed by owning so many, is weird - and creepy - and unstable.

Loving them more than the lives of children and a safe society, while simultaneously advocating for their proliferation in society, is weird - and creepy - and unstable - and exceedingly dangerous.

It’s like listening to your nephew talk about his Pokémon collection.

 

[Bn2f]

^^^^^^^^
I'm telling yall now I'm stealing this, ALL THIS, and reposting it!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I am declaring a provisional Stage 2 HisArpy Meltdown for today, Thursday August 8, 2024.
This is not a drill
Stage 2 protocols apply:

• Avoid spittle-flecked oratory insofar as possible
• No sudden movements
• Try not to make eye contact

Post in question:

Then you should take your own advice and shut the fuck up about it.

 

[schism666]

harris pushed him to the edge and walz pushed him over that fucker.

 

[Aglaopheme]

YOU
GOT
PUNKED

Did Harpy just break the meltdown meter?

 

[jaF0]

You're having a meltdown!!

No, YOU'RE having a meltdown!!!

No you are!!!

No YOU are!!!


MOM!!!!!!


(Geeze people grow up.)

 

[RobDownSouth]

Did Harpy just break the meltdown meter?

The judges are conferring in chambers as we speak to discuss this unprecedented development.
All caps, bright red, big font.....this is new territory here, folks.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Jeez, stop being a whiny little bitch.

 

[Rightguide]

The criteria for being an ammosexual are the same as for for being a crazy cat lady.

Owning one or two cats or guns is completely normal.

Owning five or more is weird.

Being a childless crazy cat lady requires a bit more ridicule.