Stick something up the butt of the Litster above you.

Graybear1826 · 2026-03-04T00:36:38+0000

WOW...This thread is incredibly dark!!!

Apisto42 · 2026-03-04T01:29:21+0000

A tape recorder because of the repetition...

cheekygirl75 · 2026-03-04T01:30:39+0000

A microphone to go with the tape recorder

SirSparky · 2026-03-04T01:34:13+0000

A make up brush handle

latecomer91364 · 2026-03-04T01:49:37+0000

Eww... Don't know him, and don't wanna.

AnalCreampieGiver · 2026-03-04T01:58:54+0000

A peppermint

OralAllOver · 2026-03-04T01:59:48+0000

my tongue

JustAnotherFlower · 2026-03-04T02:33:57+0000

Old Nokia brick phone.

JessForFun37 · 2026-03-04T02:48:07+0000

The charger cord for an Old Nokia brick phone.

birdy · 2026-03-04T03:22:23+0000

A milk frother

kieranhalcyon01 · 2026-03-04T04:28:39+0000

A live chicken

Polranny25 · 2026-03-04T04:33:12+0000

A jar of yeast extract

Graybear1826 · 2026-03-04T05:57:03+0000

A living snake...

AnalCreampieGiver · 2026-03-04T17:48:37+0000

A snake themed dildo

pinkparkhorse · 2026-03-04T17:57:47+0000

A bushel of apples.

cheekygirl75 · 2026-03-04T23:00:12+0000

Apple cake

Shenanigans90 · 2026-03-04T23:28:04+0000

A leaking water balloon

pinkparkhorse · 2026-03-05T00:17:04+0000

One of those big foam fingers you get at sports events

BellaBestia · 2026-03-05T00:22:43+0000

Chernosoth · 2026-03-05T00:33:00+0000

My finger, because I can't reach anything else while my cat sits on my lap.

cheekygirl75 · 2026-03-05T00:58:27+0000

Chernosoth said:
My finger, because I can't reach anything else while my cat sits on my lap.

Why not put the cat?