Subtle Porno Dialogue in 10 words or less! (No pics, gifs, or memes)

[Bambear99]

Hi. I’m the plumber you called to lay some pipe.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My sister and I were talking the other night....

 

[DeepInstinct]

Heard you need some fertilizer....

 

[barefootgirl69]

My clothes are soaked, mind if I take these off?

 

[UnquietDreams]

How about Truth or Dare?

 

[DeepInstinct]

Your husband told me to give you my hose

 

[jenn89]

Oh my, it's the biggest I've ever seen

 

[Wriggle]

Does it really take three of you to do the job?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Get on all fours and suck that cock sissy boy

Very subtle.

 

[Biggalute]

I've got some special resin for your crack

 

[Photog1rl]

It's a really bad clog. Did you bring your big snake?

 

[Trubbycat]

You’re fucking my husband! What have you got that I haven’t?!!

 

[Wriggle]

What kind of instrument do you play? Do you bang, blow, or strum?

 

[Biggalute]

MILF does Dallas, after she's dropped the kids off, done the laundry........

 

[fullservice65]

"What's in your oven?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Can you fix my plumbing?"

 

[Wriggle]

"There's always an opening for you at this firm"

 

[Yesok1]

"Doctor, its just here"

 

[Rob_Royale]

I left my curtains open just for you.

 

[Biggalute]

Well, Ms Honey Ducum, welcome to Such&Fuch solicitors.

 

[SimonSex]

I’ll just seal up that hole with this black caulk

 

[Wriggle]

The buffet is now open. Let us feast.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm the new gardner and here to check your bush.

 

[Inbef]

When I click this button, time will stop...

 

[deft]

When I've finished, you'll have no choice but to come.