Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
She's hot.
She's sexy.
And she has no idea. SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT. (Do you hear the sound of me banging my head against the keyboard?)
I'd like to ask for your help here folks. Think of this thread as a low rent, more explicit version of "How to Look Good Naked'. This is the part with the giant naked billboard, except internet style.
As you can see, my life is pretty good - but it would be better if we could have the lights on more. Even better if she'd let me take some more pictures.![]()
She's hot.
She's sexy.
And she has no idea. SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT. (Do you hear the sound of me banging my head against the keyboard?)
I'd like to ask for your help here folks. Think of this thread as a low rent, more explicit version of "How to Look Good Naked'. This is the part with the giant naked billboard, except internet style.
As you can see, my life is pretty good - but it would be better if we could have the lights on more. Even better if she'd let me take some more pictures.![]()
She's hot.
She's sexy.
And she has no idea. SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT. (Do you hear the sound of me banging my head against the keyboard?)
![]()
So today I caught her checking out her ass in the mirror. Instead of giving me a sad little sigh - she smiled, gave it a little wiggle and gave her sweet little ass a smack.
And then she went out and bought new lingerie. (did I spell that right?) I will be going off to check out the lingerie on the floor of our bedroom (no shots of that right now for you - that's MINE first), but here are some other shots.

Think of this thread as a low rent, more explicit version of "How to Look Good Naked'. This is the part with the giant naked billboard, except internet style.


Edit: Thank you Internet! The compliments really, really worked. My wife is smiling and happy. You guys are awesome. Thanks also to the guy who PM'd me and suggested putting the links in so people could see all the pictures in the original post.
She's hot.
She's sexy.
And she has no idea. SHE THINKS SHE'S FAT. (Do you hear the sound of me banging my head against the keyboard?)
I'd like to ask for your help here folks. Think of this thread as a low rent, more explicit version of "How to Look Good Naked'. This is the part with the giant naked billboard, except internet style.
As you can see, my life is pretty good - but it would be better if we could have the lights on more. Even better if she'd let me take some more pictures.![]()
![]()
![]()
I just wanted to say thank you myself from everyone that commented! Not only did all your positive comments helped me to see myself in a slightly-less-hypercritical light, but they inspired me to start working out again. (There may also have been some panty tingling. Shhhhh... don't tell.) Horny people with keyboards can do good things!
![]()
![]()
![]()

You lucky dog. Lovely lady and so sexy tooI bet her that there would be more than 5 posts in half an hour - and that all of them would be positive. I win! And so we took more pictures.
The internet is awesome and is granting all my wishes.I'm heading off for some lights-on grown-up time with my glowing wife.
The internet deserves some reciprocity:
I bet her that there would be more than 5 posts in half an hour - and that all of them would be positive. I win! And so we took more pictures.
The internet is awesome and is granting all my wishes.I'm heading off for some lights-on grown-up time with my glowing wife.
The internet deserves some reciprocity: