Tales from the ER?—Story Help

[MaryanneB]

LOL! I think it's perfectly on subject, Maryanne. I kinda predicted that "up the ass" visits would top the ER list whether or not those objects were put up there during a BDSM session or just by someone bored and horny who—as was said "sat" on something while in the shower.

Poor nurses.

Saw the movie today while I was waiting for the dog to get a bath. There were several women making peeping noises during the "love" scenes. Very distracting. The movie wasn't bad but glad for a discount ticket.
I heard that EMT/paramedics have been warned about the movie opening because when the book first came out, there was a rise (sorry, I couldn't help myself) in the number of "Crap, how did you do that" visits and calls.