Tell me something funny....

[Desdemona]

For Mistress Tae.

 

[lark sparrow]

Hey I think I went to Pier 39 twice. The first time with the girl I was with because we had never been to SF. So when we got there from Alameda we just wanted to fuck so we got it on on the floor at 7am lol!! My hang out for most of the time there was the Palladium and Hayward, where I dated someone! Damn I miss Bart!!!!

lol well I went through a Texas airport twice and I didn't do "nothing"... so what does that mean? It was a big circle with lots of twang and belt buckles for sale.

 

[DevilishTexan]

lol well I went through a Texas airport twice and I didn't do "nothing"... so what does that mean? It was a big circle with lots of twang and belt buckles for sale.

Yeah...so glad ya enjoyed ya stay

 

[lark sparrow]

Yeah...so glad ya enjoyed ya stay

giggles

Don't mess with the fags unless ya want their sisters on your tail! Hardly worse to say the girls in SF show their balls and cock on a barstool, as it is to say the Dallas airport is a circle full of twang and belt buckles... but whatever, dude.

 

[DevilishTexan]

giggles

Don't mess with the fags unless ya want their sisters on your tail! Hardly worse to say the girls in SF show their balls and cock on a barstool, as it is to say the Dallas airport is a circle full of twang and belt buckles... but whatever, dude.

It was a JOKE miss sensitive!!! I thought the belt buckle thing was actually funny!!!! And yeah I DO have a twang and damn proud of it. Seemed to get me pussy in SF LOL!!! Whatever ballbuster!

 

[Mistress Tae]

Des.....LMAO!!! Thank you, that one just made my damn day!

Thank you all for the jokes...they are helping, I actually have a smile on my face..yay

 

[cynter]

Des.....LMAO!!! Thank you, that one just made my damn day!

Thank you all for the jokes...they are helping, I actually have a smile on my face..yay

YIPPEE!!

 

[Netzach]

No, I'm a ballbuster. You have the wrong girl.

 

[lark sparrow]

No, I'm a ballbuster. You have the wrong girl.

lol that's true... I'm the sensitive one.

Holiday Cheer

 

[Krinaia]

And Skyline, that av is um....impressive!

<blushing> gee whiz, thanks I think


One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.".

... everyone, next holiday is new years eve... drive safely i know i won't be... i'm probably going to spend it playing cards with my family....

 

[D's mariposa]

A really old joke.. pretty bad, too.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse were in marriage counseling because they were having troubles. The Dr. started out asking Mickey what the problem was.

"The problem is, Doc, she's fuckin' Goofy!!"

The Dr. responded with a gentle comment. "Mickey, we don't call each other names and we don't denigrate our spouses mental capabilities. If Minnie is suffering from a diminished mental state, we need to be calm and supportive."

Mickey gave him an evil look. "Listen Doc, I didn't say she's crazy, I said the bitch is fuckin' Goofy!"


ducking and running..

 

[Vixandra]

I thought it was funny D's Miraposa.
Here's a pic that's rather appropriate and amusing, LOL.
Hope you feel better Mistress Tae

 

[evesdream]

i couldn't decide which one to post

pirate comes into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

bartender says, "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

pirate says, "argh! it's drivin' me nuts!"

 

[evesdream]

for the spiritually minded

stop me if you've heard this one...

q: what did buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

a: make me one with everything