Tell us something about yourself

[CurvAppeal]

Well.. my boxers moved...

....................... oh my.....

 

[YourCaptor]

I bought a condo today. Very happy. =) I get to move in on the 15th. So happy.

Wanna be my suga mama?

 

[hungdavid]

....................... oh my.....

If you tried real hard, sweetheart.. you could make them move some more...

 

[CurvAppeal]

Wanna be my suga mama?

lol....sure.... i'll be whatever you want me to be bay bay.

 

[ctgirl1]

I like to bake.

On a Sunday afternoon I am usually covered in flour.

I also love to bake on occasion. I do candies/chocolate as well. Unfortunately, I don't have much opportunity to do this anymore.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I love stretching. It's almost orgasmic.

 

[Size13]

I am an amateur chef. I rented this house I live in because the kitchen just rocks, and actually has enough space to store all my weapons of food preparation. my specialties are varied and extensive, with favorites being New Mexican, Tex-Mex, certain vegetarian dishes, and Italian.

I grill a mean steak, sumptuous ribs, and my Thanksgiving turkey gets rave reviews from my extended family.

 

[Kurokami]

I love stretching. It's almost orgasmic.

Only almost? You must not be doing it right.

 

[DreamSensualist]

Only almost? You must not be doing it right.

Can you show us how it's done?

 

[Kurokami]

Can you show us how it's done?

I would, but I fear that seeing my pallid, grub-like body going through those motions would be horrifying for everyone watching.

 

[vixjohn]

I just made amazing steak for my family and it was so good I didnt know whether to eat it. Or ride it. Lol.

 

[YourCaptor]

lol....sure.... i'll be whatever you want me to be bay bay.

Sex slave, cuddle slut, sandwich. In that order.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have a freckle in the middle of my lip, for some reason people feel the need to point this out as if I have not realised that the freckle has been there since I was about 4.

 

[hungdavid]

I have a freckle in the middle of my lip, for some reason people feel the need to point this out as if I have not realised that the freckle has been there since I was about 4.

We could hide your cute little freckle.. with the head of my penis, sweetheart...

 

[Chiara_searches]

I have a meaningful tattoo in the small of my back (no, I won't share details, thank you very much). My boyfriend seems to like it. I haven't told him I want more ink.

 

[kissmeXY]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8NPfN-e6VkxDhp1PA_SU5YCj31h2AgepFMTPxWiplzF6UAT3YZg

http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-animated-comments/7/pics_animated-simply-sexy.gif
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkp1YADdvQqYt1L8KIgdPj0e1IDo5Mdxo9ozW88gsGop1LoxNS

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6aRqFL4vayZIDan8nzKMU8H4ANANftyhw2go22RanoxwuV0vaMw

 

[CurvAppeal]

Sex slave, cuddle slut, sandwich. In that order.

Rinse and repeat.

Lmao!!!! Yes Ma'am.

 

[CurvAppeal]

I have realized that accepting imperfection is okay. I always try to be perfect and the more that I do that, the more that my life spins out of control. I have realized that I am an outcast from everybody, but that is okay too. I guess the more imperfections I realize I actually have, and accept them, the more my life puts itself back together, I am no longer lying to myself.

 

[YourCaptor]

Lmao!!!! Yes Ma'am.

Sorry babe, I have no girl parts. I know, they are awesome and squishy, and I love them too, what are you gonna do.

Hint hint, sharing is caring

 

[CurvAppeal]

Sorry babe, I have no girl parts. I know, they are awesome and squishy, and I love them too, what are you gonna do.

Hint hint, sharing is caring

Omggg I feel horrible. Sorry!! Your name and avatar kinda...well...nvmd. Gonna go crawl in a corner and hide.

 

[YourCaptor]

Omggg I feel horrible. Sorry!! Your name and avatar kinda...well...nvmd. Gonna go crawl in a corner and hide.

Ha ha, well that's one way to get you in your place.

PS, you're not an outcast from everyone, you're just looking at the wrong factors.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

We could hide your cute little freckle.. with the head of my penis, sweetheart...

Mmmm no its OK thanks, it actually a good identifier for a blind date, just look for a purple haired female wearing glasses with a freckle in the middle of her lip.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Only almost? You must not be doing it right.

Well, I used to say orgasmic, but I've been having much better orgasms of late, and my stretching has not improved

Hmmm.

I also think if I married a chiropractor I'd probably not ever leave the house. I'd have to wear earplugs cos I hate the sounds, but the sensations....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Something about me...

I'm a bit of a nut about spelling, grammar and sentence/paragraph construction. I know it drives some people a bit batty, but it's just the way I'm built, mentally. <Sigh>

 

[I_LIKE_PEAS]

I am freakishly flexible. Like sideshow in a carnival flexible.