Tell us something about yourself

[absorb]

Fet can be useful for finding local events. Enjoy!

I just found that out and thanks for the tip! I hope to have some fun!

 

[cascadiabound]

What place have you enjoyed the most?

I loved a certain 5 years in Ohio. I would go back there to repeat that in a heart beat if I could.

 

[Shankara20]

I am a member of the Order of Neptune, meaning that while aboard ship, I crossed the Equator. In point of fact, I have crossed the equator three times, once at the Prime Meridian, making me an Emerald Shellback.

No Pollywog am I, as I am also a Shellback. But not Emerald, no.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

The self loathing aspect of my seasonal depression has been atypically tame so far this year, but not today.

Been contemplating giving personification excercises another go, even as disasterous as it has been in the past.

Just remember, you’re your own worst enemy, harshest critic, and the toughest audience you’ll ever try to win over. If you can make headway there, you’ll be just fine man. And if people give you shit or have a problem with the time it takes to work on yourself? Well, I think these profound words ( spoken by a far better man than myself ) could help:

I know, right in the feels.

 

[Farawyn]

I made a cheeseburger salad for dinner.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love cherry milkshakes from a local place in town, and I get one every now and again knowing I'll be sick from the dairy afterward.

 

[bluekitty69]

I wished I looked as sexy as I feel inside, I think most people would never look at me and think I had a very kinky and dirty imagination, They would see a overweight middle aged house wife who spends more time in sweats then out of them, but I know I'm not the only one!

It's frustrating to have so much to offer and no takers!

 

[lillianaZ]

I wished I looked as sexy as I feel inside, I think most people would never look at me and think I had a very kinky and dirty imagination, They would see a overweight middle aged house wife who spends more time in sweats then out of them, but I know I'm not the only one!

It's frustrating to have so much to offer and no takers!

Wait! Hold up! Were we twins separated at birth?

 

[cookiecat]

I wished I looked as sexy as I feel inside, I think most people would never look at me and think I had a very kinky and dirty imagination, They would see a overweight middle aged house wife who spends more time in sweats then out of them, but I know I'm not the only one!

It's frustrating to have so much to offer and no takers!

Wait! Hold up! Were we twins separated at birth?

Let's start a club.

Actually, you'd be surprised at the number of people interested in middle-aged, conventional chicks with dirty dirty thoughts. It might be the sweats. Off with your pants!

 

[bluekitty69]

Let's start a club.

Actually, you'd be surprised at the number of people interested in middle-aged, conventional chicks with dirty dirty thoughts. It might be the sweats. Off with your pants!

Yes a club! Beats the normal boring book clubs I had to inure! Throse women can be real witches with a B! Lol.

But if there is a number of people interested in women like me they must be hidden! at least from me!

 

[Farawyn]

Wait! Hold up! Were we twins separated at birth?

You’re not overweight.

Strut, ladies.

 

[bluekitty69]

Wait! Hold up! Were we twins separated at birth?

I'll have to ask my mom about being separated at birth... lol!

I knew that their had to be a lot of us out there! Just people flying under the radar of what other "people" think a sexy kinky person looks like and acts like!

I knew I was different in my likes and sexuall needs for a long time, but I just tried to conform to what everyones else expected of me.

I'M so done with that! Tried of feeling bad about myself, tried of feeling like I'm broken or a sinner for my likes! My sweet but repressed Husband went to our church and told them I was addicted to porn!

Sorry got on a rant! So yeah I'm so done with feeling bad!

 

[Farawyn]

I'll have to ask my mom about being separated at birth... lol!

I knew that their had to be a lot of us out there! Just people flying under the radar of what other "people" think a sexy kinky person looks like and acts like!

I knew I was different in my likes and sexuall needs for a long time, but I just tried to conform to what everyones else expected of me.

I'M so done with that! Tried of feeling bad about myself, tried of feeling like I'm broken or a sinner for my likes! My sweet but repressed Husband went to our church and told them I was addicted to porn!

Sorry got on a rant! So yeah I'm so done with feeling bad!

It’s okay about the Church.
So are they.

 

[steelyblue73]

Well, I generally...
It's just that I...
What I'm trying to say is that I...
The thing about me is...
It's hard for me to...
You should know that I...

I usually don't like talking about myself.

 

[cookiecat]

Yes a club! Beats the normal boring book clubs I had to inure! Throse women can be real witches with a B! Lol.

But if there is a number of people interested in women like me they must be hidden! at least from me!

Where are you looking in order to be found??

 

[cookiecat]

Well, I generally...
It's just that I...
What I'm trying to say is that I...
The thing about me is...
It's hard for me to...
You should know that I...

I usually don't like talking about myself.

Spill it! One thing. What size are your feet? When did you first fall in love? What's your favorite food? You can do it!!

 

[cookiecat]

I'll have to ask my mom about being separated at birth... lol!

I knew that their had to be a lot of us out there! Just people flying under the radar of what other "people" think a sexy kinky person looks like and acts like!

I knew I was different in my likes and sexuall needs for a long time, but I just tried to conform to what everyones else expected of me.

I'M so done with that! Tried of feeling bad about myself, tried of feeling like I'm broken or a sinner for my likes! My sweet but repressed Husband went to our church and told them I was addicted to porn!

Sorry got on a rant! So yeah I'm so done with feeling bad!

What? Your husband is pretty cruel. Do you still go to church? That's pretty sucky on his part to tell a room full of people you're addicted to porn.

 

[cookiecat]

I wrote this big long post about the past experience with visualizing/ personifying my depression, and how this personal demon went horibly awry.

But what I was really getting at was that more recently I've thought about ressurecting the little bitch so that I can make her go stand in a corner.

Do it! I like the visual.

 

[Dreamliner]

Actually, you'd be surprised at the number of people interested in middle-aged, conventional chicks with dirty dirty thoughts. It might be the sweats. Off with your pants!

I agree. Middle-aged conventional women with a kinky mind, that is a winning combination.

 

[bluekitty69]

Where are you looking in order to be found??

Well first I've been slowly discovering myself and diping my toes into the waters.
My Husband passed two years ago so need lots of self discovery!

 

[Farawyn]

Well first I've been slowly discovering myself and diping my toes into the waters.
My Husband passed two years ago so need lots of self discovery!

I’m so sorry.

 

[o2baPrince]

Outted at church? Ouch.

 

[cookiecat]

Well first I've been slowly discovering myself and diping my toes into the waters.
My Husband passed two years ago so need lots of self discovery!

(((hugs)))

Mine passed in September. We ARE in some kind of club.

Good for you for dipping toes.

 

[cookiecat]

I agree. Middle-aged conventional women with a kinky mind, that is a winning combination.

 

[Shankara20]

(((hugs)))

Mine passed in September. We ARE in some kind of club.

Good for you for dipping toes.

I lost a wife years ago. What would this club be called?

"Well, That Sucks" is one option, I suppose...