Terrible Titles

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I keep reading this title as "Terrible titties"

But there are no terrible titties.

 

[Djmac1031]

Terrible? What are you guys talking about? These are all awesome titles!

Of course, this opinion is coming from a guy with story titles like Night Of The Giving Head, In Plane View, Friends With Bennie Fitz and Air E&V.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Terrible? What are you guys talking about? These are all awesome titles!

Of course, this opinion is coming from a guy with story titles like Night Of The Giving Head, In Plane View, Friends With Bennie Fitz and Air E&V.

You're now my favorite. Tell no one.

 

[Writer61]

Reminds me of the Julian and Sandy skits in Round the Horne.

J&S were clearly gay back when that was unmentionable on BBC radio, and spoke to Mr Horne in Polari (gay cant) a lot.

So many skits were called Bona (topic of the day), eg Bona Law - "Ooh we've been so busy Mr Horne. We have a criminal practice which takes up all our time..."

Me too. It was funny even before I knew the language's origin. The criminal practice line is particularly clever.

 

[Bramblethorn]

But there are no terrible titties.

The ones that attempt to kill their bearers aren't great.

 

[Writer61]

But there are no terrible titties.

What about the fembots in Austin Powers?

 

[TheLobster]

Terrible? What are you guys talking about? These are all awesome titles!

Of course, this opinion is coming from a guy with story titles like Night Of The Giving Head, In Plane View, Friends With Bennie Fitz and Air E&V.

As someone who committed such title “faux” pas as Jiggle All The Way, Naked Without a Cause, Teaching Miss Stacy and The Perks of Being a Futanari, I can only salute you, sir. You’re a man of culture.

 

[caleb35]

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

 

[Djmac1031]

You're now my favorite. Tell no one.

As someone who committed such title “faux” pas as Jiggle All The Way, Naked Without a Cause, Teaching Miss Stacy and The Perks of Being a Futanari, I can only salute you, sir. You’re a man of culture.

I forgot a few:

Scents And Sensitivity
April Fools Daddy
Elves Gone Wild
Emergency Flasher
One Night Of Sindi

 

[Writer61]

Two people can't wait to 69 … A Couple Licks Now
Bestiality group … The Rambusters
Shibari enthusiast … Rope
Group sex … The Third Man
Independence Day me time … Porn on the Fourth of July
Transgender in the desert … Florence of Arabia
Prostitute with vegetables … Whore and Peas
Experiencing a big cock … The Dongest Lay
Senior citizens can't get laid … No Cunts For Old Men
Chap into watersports … Golden Rainman
A chance for anal sex … Rear Window
Seeking gay sex … The Queerhunter
Sexual encounter near a water source … Reservoir Dogging
Eccentrica Galumbits and her like … Star Whores

 

[anthrodisiac]

Transgender in the desert … Florence of Arabia
Seeking gay sex … The Queerhunter
Eccentrica Galumbits and her like … Star Whores

Love those first two so much.

No joke, I've seen signs for Star Whores on the road to Vegas. Buncha Twi'leks if I remember correctly, because of course it's Twi'leks.

I'm just waiting for a Jawa burlesque show.

 

[Writer61]

I'm just waiting for a Jawa burlesque show.

You asked … Knacker Blower, beast of Jawa

 

[Writer61]

Outdoor sex … Forest Hump
A soccer team and their coach get stranded on a desert island … Twelve Horny Men
Man takes viagra before criminals take over … Dick Hard
Well-endowed Italians with snacks … Big knobs and breadsticks

 

[Djmac1031]

A woman offers sexual favors to seven mercenaries in exchange for protecting her bakery from pastry bandits in:

Seven Slam Her Pie

 

[anthrodisiac]

Whore T. Culture: Transgender prostitutes and the lives they live in their garden commune.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I can't stand the punishment.

 

[anthrodisiac]

A woman offers sexual favors to seven mercenaries in exchange for protecting her bakery from pastry bandits in:

Seven Slam Her Pie

There is no emoji for how I feel about this.

 

[onehitwanda]

Bestiality group … The Rambusters

This is so wrong. So deeply, deeply wrong.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

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