Testes...1...2...3

[Thumper]

I heard Velma is now a roadie on the Lillith Fair tour....

Shaggy is today an old burner that sits in his room hacking on the web....looking for "ghosts in the machine" perhaps...and selling weed

Fred and Daphne are aging swingers in suburbia with two minivans and borderline delinquent children...who buy weed from some old computer geek and his fat old dog.

...and Scrappy, poor Scrappy died when,Shaggy, in a weed induced fit of raging paranoia backed over him with the van trying to get away from the Superfriends....He was certain they had come to bust him...when in actuality they had come to score some "juice"(steroids) from Fred...

 

[Nexxus]

Third floor ladies and gentleman. weird threads, old cartoon characters and vanishing testes...wait, no thats cut and pasted battlescars...uh, hold on.
As for the count, I had four...so they walked me.
Buh dum dum!
I feel so left out i'm not having any problems with posting (wait, why do I hear everyone saying "damn!").
I can't enjoy Scooby Doo anymore since I found out Casey Kasem was Shaggy's voice. It just seems to go against the laws of nature.

 

[Guest]

I know, Nexx - if it'd been Shaggy wearing that jumper it would've been COVERED in rock burns.

By the way, Thumper - are they still wheeling old Fred out for all those cheap kids' movies?

Shit, no... sorry. That's Hulk Hogan. ALWAYS get them mixed up for some reason.