Texas Fuck Buddies Roll Call!!

[tcu715]

Bump!

 

[LadyVer]

I didn't know there was a TFB thread. I''m not looking for a fb, but if any guys want to just talk, send me a pm. Mature guys that is. Mature in mind and body.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I didn't know there was a TFB thread. I''m not looking for a fb, but if any guys want to just talk, send me a pm. Mature guys that is. Mature in mind and body.

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[LadyVer]

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Thanks for the thought, Botany. I didn't know you lived in Texas as well. Anyways, why don't you try this on the general board where it belongs.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Thanks for the thought, Botany. I didn't know you lived in Texas as well. Anyways, why don't you try this on the general board where it belongs.

What? I was just calling bs on your "well I don't want a fuck buddy but I'm going to come into a clearly marked fuck buddy thread and say 'I just want to talk' to the mature guys."

That would be your cue to make a quip back in jest, but you can't even be honest with yourself enought to do that. Or even see the humor in your post, I mean god damn you are friendzoning it up in the dirty fuck thread....seriously?...lol

 

[LadyVer]

What? I was just calling bs on your "well I don't want a fuck buddy but I'm going to come into a clearly marked fuck buddy thread and say 'I just want to talk' to the mature guys."

That would be your cue to make a quip back in jest, but you can't even be honest with yourself enought to do that. Or even see the humor in your post, I mean god damn you are friendzoning it up in the dirty fuck thread....seriously?...lol

I have no idea what you're talking about. Since we barely know each other, I don't get why you think you feel you have the need or the right to insert yourself on my behalf on this thread. This is a playground thread, not a genetal board thread. If you continue to stalk me, which is what you're doing, I'll report you for harassment. Now go annoy a juvenile, which is clearly the category you belong in.

 

[naughtyson4u]

That would be your cue to make a quip back in jest, but you can't even be honest with yourself enought to do that. Or even see the humor in your post, I mean god damn you are friendzoning it up in the dirty fuck thread....seriously?...lol

Why do I feel I need to bathe after reading this?

Seriously BotanyBoy. Lighten-up. Here's a lady seeking a friendly chat with someone who won't try to hump her leg because she returns a message. Between your Avatar and your lengthy signature regaling us with your stature in the world of pot, you're calling the kettle black. Using your words, I'll say it was interesting you can't see the humor in your own post. (I feel like it'll speed things up a bit if I explain, that you are the one looking out of place, because you seem to dress like you're in a GrowRoom forum.)

It was surprising how someone who smokes pot went from zero to upset in one posting or less.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Since we barely know each other, I don't get why you think you feel you have the need or the right to insert yourself on my behalf on this thread. This is a playground thread, not a genetal board thread. If you continue to stalk me, which is what you're doing, I'll report you for harassment. Now go annoy a juvenile, which is clearly the category you belong in.

I am quite sure no one shares his feelings LadyVer. I saw this thread and posted to it because it was Texas, not because I seek a FWB.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Seriously BotanyBoy. Lighten-up. Here's a lady seeking a friendly chat with someone who won't try to hump her leg because she returns a message.

On a fuck buddy thread posted to a porn forum.....lol OK.

Between your Avatar and your lengthy signature regaling us with your stature in the world of pot, you're calling the kettle black. Using your words, I'll say it was interesting you can't see the humor in your own post. (I feel like it'll speed things up a bit if I explain, that you are the one looking out of place, because you seem to dress like you're in a GrowRoom forum.)

Considering the variety of AV's/siggy's on this site that mean various things to each individual I would say you were reaching really deep in that bucket for an extra greasy turd you can't quite get a hold of...

Also b/c what else would I post? I'm ugly as a blue waffle coochie running a deep fry on an August afternoon in Houston.

It was surprising how someone who smokes pot went from zero to upset in one posting or less.

Who the fuck is upset? I found it rather amusing....shit your post is even better, nice an long....full of rope.

I am quite sure no one shares his feelings LadyVer. I saw this thread and posted to it because it was Texas, not because I seek a FWB.

You have shit all over your nose.....*toss's towel*.....clean yourself up.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Since we barely know each other, I don't get why you think you feel you have the need or the right to insert yourself on my behalf on this thread.

*snicker* I didn't insert anything anywhere or into anything of yours ok?
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I just put a warning buoy out that's all bro. Sorry but my conscious just wouldn't let me stand by idly doing nothing....I'm sure you understand.

This is a playground thread, not a genetal board thread.

Youz the one who wanted no dirty talk in the fuck buddy thread. I'm just obliging your request sans the PM bit b/c I don't usually PM guys from the fuck buddy thread.

If you continue to stalk me, which is what you're doing, I'll report you for harassment.

OH puh leaz don't flatter yourself bro......I just ran in here to see what was going on and ran into you. As an ex Texan I have an interest and as such like to drop in quarterly or so, it's all documented here in this thread going back years.

So go ahead and call the meanie police....make me be nice?

Now go annoy a juvenile, which is clearly the category you belong in.

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All you have to do....is quit responding bro.

 

[LadyVer]

Why do I feel I need to bathe after reading this?

Seriously BotanyBoy. Lighten-up. Here's a lady seeking a friendly chat with someone who won't try to hump her leg because she returns a message. Between your Avatar and your lengthy signature regaling us with your stature in the world of pot, you're calling the kettle black. Using your words, I'll say it was interesting you can't see the humor in your own post. (I feel like it'll speed things up a bit if I explain, that you are the one looking out of place, because you seem to dress like you're in a GrowRoom forum.)

It was surprising how someone who smokes pot went from zero to upset in one posting or less.

I am quite sure no one shares his feelings LadyVer. I saw this thread and posted to it because it was Texas, not because I seek a FWB.

Hi Naughty. Thanks. Nice to see you again. Yeah, Texans are normally pretty welcoming, even on a fwb thread. I reported the uncivilized intruder who thinks his behavior can carry over from the gb.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Hi Naughty. Thanks. Nice to see you again. Yeah, Texans are normally pretty welcoming, even on a fwb thread. I reported the uncivilized intruder who thinks his behavior can carry over from the gb.

You were the one who started in on it.....all I did was call BS and say "It's a trap" in my best Admiral Akbar impression.

OH NOES!! I R REPORTED for saying "Bullshit!" the meanie popo are going to get me now!!

 

[LadyVer]

You were the one who started in on it.....all I did was call BS and say "It's a trap" in my best Admiral Akbar impression.

OH NOES!! I R REPORTED for saying "Bullshit!" the meanie popo are going to get me now!!

You were reported for your unreasoable, hostile, rude behavior. I'm putting you on ig. For some reason, you are now playing the victim, which is also weird.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You were reported for your unreasoable, hostile, rude behavior. I'm putting you on ig. For some reason, you are now playing the victim, which is also weird.

Not playing the victim....I'm laughing at you calling the meanie popo on me, "he's rude and I lack the intellect to figure out how to use iggy! GET HIM!!" lol.

 

[mumra06]

254

Anyone from or near Waco?

 

[kz1kvd2]

49 btw frisco here

 

[terrybrown2020]

806 here

 

[Texcountryboy59]

Bickering

You were reported for your unreasoable, hostile, rude behavior. I'm putting you on ig. For some reason, you are now playing the victim, which is also weird.

Petty bickering will kill a thread quick.
If you don’t like the subject then don’t. View the thread

 

[Billsexpot]

For real, people of 2013! If you don't like it, don't view it! I hope people have learned their lesson by 2020.

 

[Texcountryboy59]

For real, people of 2013! If you don't like it, don't view it! I hope people have learned their lesson by 2020.

Maybe. Then again.

 

[tcu715]

Let’s revive the thread! 33m - Fort Worth

 

[rosie_dreams]

Only in Texas

Hi....big dreams deep desires...

 

[Texcountryboy59]

Well hello.

 

[Texcountryboy59]

Let’s revive the thread! 33m - Fort Worth

We can keep trying.

 

[txdudeman2002]

Male here, newly 53, north Houston

 

[NbTexas]

Hello all. Nice to have the rain here in New Braunfels, yet also nice that the sun is shining this morning... Enjoy your day friends!!!

 

[TomballDaddyDom]

Hello from Tomball

45 male(another of many appreantly) Tomball NW Houston, looking for a good fuck buddy