That chick who got up and slapped Johnny's face...

[OxfordJack]

like jagger?

(see yiz. )

like a complete unknown?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

like a complete unknown?

or napoleon in rags.

 

[OxfordJack]

or napoleon in rags.

I bought her a racehorse for Christmas

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I bought her a racehorse for Christmas

she keeps it just for fun , for a laugh.

 

[OxfordJack]

she keeps it just for fun , for a laugh.

Ha ha ha....he he he...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ha ha ha....he he he...

from the back streets of naples?

 

[OxfordJack]

from the back streets of naples?

I was the Laughing Gnome - and you couldn't catch me...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I was the Laughing Gnome - and you couldn't catch me...

you on a train to eastbourne?

 

[OxfordJack]

you on a train to eastbourne?

Yep... someone carried my bag and gave me a fag!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yep... someone carried my bag and gave me a fag!

was he sitting on the edge of your bed?

 

[OxfordJack]

was he sitting on the edge of your bed?

Actually he was hanging up his stocking on the wall

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Actually he was hanging up his stocking on the wall

cos, mama weer all crazee now

 

[OxfordJack]

cos, mama weer all crazee now

So is my friend Stan

 

[OxfordJack]

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

 

[geronimo_appleby]

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

ah, yeah. alright.

but we're not sharing the night together!

 

[OxfordJack]

ah, yeah. alright.

but we're not sharing the night together!

Spoilsport!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Spoilsport!

that's because of twenty-four years of living next door to alice.

 

[OxfordJack]

that's because of twenty-four years of living next door to alice.

Alice...Alice...who the fuck is Alice??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Alice...Alice...who the fuck is Alice??

one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.

 

[OxfordJack]

one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.

I can't stop...a hookah smoking caterpillar has given me a call

 

[water_moutina]

Ask Alice, I think she'll knowwwwwwww

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the white knight is talking backwards.

 

[water_moutina]

And the queen's like off with her head

 

[OxfordJack]

Luckily she didn't lose her head, even when she was giving head...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Luckily she didn't lose her head, even when she was giving head...

little joe never once gave it away, either.