That Should Be a T-Shirt

[angelofthenorth]

Not all that laugh are happy
Not all that cry are sad

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[angelofthenorth]

I must be all here, if I’m not all there!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm usually here.

 

[snexxer]

My stomach is flat.
But the L is silent.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Okay, random thought, why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Okay, random thought, why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?

Bidet-users? Hand-wipers? Those who don't wipe a-tall?

 

[BellaBestia]

Se merda tivesse valor, os pobres não teriam cous
(If shit had value the poor wouldn’t have assholes)

Um burro carregado de livros é um doutor
(A donkey carrying books is a PhD)

- My Portuguese father’s favourite sayings

 

[angelofthenorth]

The man who says it can't be done should not interrupt the woman who's doing it

 

[BongoGal]

Okay, random thought, why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?

Are you seeing commercials that tout the toilet paper industry in general, as opposed to particular brands?
I’m imagining TV spots like the “Beef: it’s what’s for dinner” ads.
“Toilet paper: it gets you ready to go after you go.

 

[angelofthenorth]

In 2020, we couldn't find toilet rolls. Now we just can't afford them