That Should Be a T-Shirt

Se merda tivesse valor, os pobres não teriam cous
(If shit had value the poor wouldn’t have assholes)

Um burro carregado de livros é um doutor
(A donkey carrying books is a PhD)

- My Portuguese father’s favourite sayings
 
Okay, random thought, why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who's not buying it?
Are you seeing commercials that tout the toilet paper industry in general, as opposed to particular brands?
I’m imagining TV spots like the “Beef: it’s what’s for dinner” ads.
“Toilet paper: it gets you ready to go after you go.
 
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