nipplecaresser
Really Experienced
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- Jan 27, 2012
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Hope your Fridays are fun. If not, maybe these can raise a smile.
In court I was found guilty of being egotistical… I am appealing.
I’m not a competitive person… I’ll be the first to admit it.
I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but quit while I was a head.
People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
In court I was found guilty of being egotistical… I am appealing.
I’m not a competitive person… I’ll be the first to admit it.
I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but quit while I was a head.
People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.
So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
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