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Damn puppy was horrible last night. I might have gotten 4 hours of broken sleep. Gonna be a tough day :(
Puppers...simmer down for dad....

My 85 yr old mom came over and the dogs next door are funny.... they jump and run but they wait for her to sit down and then they come over... this is the convo I heard..."well hi there sven you pretty boy....you are a big boy...yeah you have to be soft and gentle around grandma... oh I will.scratch your ears...I will be soft... we can be soft and gentle to eachother..right!?!...good boy"

It was very sweet..... then he went and snuck attacked his brother..... all play teeth growls and wrestling
 
Make it your bitch


WEll, lemme tell all y'alls, it made me da bitch. My shirt is soaked and stuck to me. Oh, and the pedo counter is shorter today for the same fucking walk. I gotta bike it and measure it for real.


Damned thing!!!


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I'm embracing my resting dick face. This morning, I just wanted coffee and breathing time and a bit of peace. Nothing is my body language suggested I wanted any sort of personal interaction. Somehow my posture signaled a passerby to engage in a ridiculous smile and a chipper good morning. I merely looked up and said nothing. She heard everything I didn't have to say out loud and backed away slowly. Misson success.
 
6 1/2 months old and approx 78 pounds of whining spoiled puppy!

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I think the landlady's Labs are 3. They're still a couple of goofs. I have to be careful walking down the hill to the house because they want my attention and then they push each other around for it and then I'm in the way. One hundred plus pound dogs hitting you below the knees will drop your ass in a hurry.
 
I'm embracing my resting dick face. This morning, I just wanted coffee and breathing time and a bit of peace. Nothing is my body language suggested I wanted any sort of personal interaction. Somehow my posture signaled a passerby to engage in a ridiculous smile and a chipper good morning. I merely looked up and said nothing. She heard everything I didn't have to say out loud and backed away slowly. Misson success.
 

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