The Art of Cunnilingus: What Women Want

[prettygrneyes]

Re: Re: sorry to be late

Hey I saw that thread of same sex...very hot pictures Jewelz was throwing out there...Why having I seen you over on Straight guys...?
And where is Angel?

juss thought I would pop in ,what a great thread !!!,ummm can I watch???I will sit quietly in the corner.....

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Re: Re: sorry to be late

Angel is here where shall we go...........here or someplace else..........we could go to juianne drop in?

That last place sounds great. I have been there once and it is very nice... let's go!

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Re: Re: sorry to be late

juss thought I would pop in ,what a great thread !!!,ummm can I watch???I will sit quietly in the corner.....

From my perspective, you can come with us and participate...up to you guys what you want to do!! I will go along with anything.

 

[Angelofsex]

Re: Re: Re: Re: sorry to be late

That last place sounds great. I have been there once and it is very nice... let's go!

Meet you there...............

 

[zetacon4]

prettygrneyes...

We are going to Julianna's Inn on the personals forum. See you there...

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Excellent Thread Z!!!

WOW! I was just checking this out....lots and lots of great reading here!! Wonderful posts all!

Loved the pics too!! Even loved the little play session you all had...made me hot!! Yummy!!

I shall answer the first 5 questions here ....more to come later...I have a feeling after reading all this and posting my thoughts...I may have to take matters into my own hands and get back to you on the results of my research!


#1~~~ Other types of foreplay.... I love to be touched everywhere BUT there....some kisses and tongue play as the hands roam..basically to tease me until my hips jet upward just begging for you to touch the core of my pleasure.

#2~~~ Stages of sensitivity- The first stage is the feeling the wetness increase between my pussy lips as my lover is caressing my body and/or kissing me.I can feel my lips sliding together easily from the wetness. The desire at this time is low, almost playful.

The next stage is when I begin to feel the pressure and the blood coarsing through my body. The tingling of the clit now is highly arousing as my lover is increasing his "play" all over my body...but mostly centering on my nipples now. The desire has increased a notch to where I am uttering little gasps of pleasure and finding my hands reaching out to my lover to caress wherever I can reach at the moment.

The next stage is when I can feel the juices sliding out of my lips and down to the crack of my ass as my lover is now centered on my right nipple. That nipple is the a direct line to my clit. This attention delivers all the blood to my clit now and it is throbbing, I can feel it hardening and can feel my lips swelling. By now, I am very aroused and little begging moans escape as my lover's lips are closed around my right nipple and his hands are caressing down my stomach, to my pelvic bone, across to the thighs ...just lightly brushing across my clit as he moves down my thighs. I can now see the glint in his eyes...that knowing look that he is driving me crazy with lust and desire. My hips begin to "talk" to him ...begging for his sweet caresses to my hot clit.

And the next stage is when my lover finally cannot stand the torture of my pleas and gasps and moans, when he is overcome with the same lust and desire and plunges headfirst in between my legs! He then takes the flat of his tongue and in one long, slow lick runs his tongue from my anus all the way to just underneath my clit...that sets my clit on fire...the throbbing hurts as all bloodflow is centered there. Then I reach out and grab his head and practically force his tongue to my clit....begging with my sounds so he has no doubts what his next move is.

The last stage is when he finally takes his tongue and circles my clit around and around as I feel his fingers teasing my lips open. As his tongue circles my clit and flicks rapidly across it, his fingers are taking my gushing juices and spreading them over my clit so he can lick those too. His fingers then slip so easily deep inside me as he takes my clit into his mouth and sucks it harder and harder as his fingers begin to pump in and out of my wetness. Now my hands are either gripping the bedsheets tightly or his head...as my legs wrap around him...not allowing for escape as my hips begin to lift off the bed and rotate into his face. This cycle continues and increases until I feel that warmth creeping into my belly...knowing my orgasm is near...his ministrations increase as do mine until the flood of juices is released ...shooting out my juices into his mouth and down his chin to his chest. My body is wracked with spasms and my screams and moans are echoing off the walls.

#3~~~I might have answered this above..LOL Got a bit carried away in the moment! But as I am cumming, the best is when he shoves his fingers in and upward, rotating them around to hit my g-spot as he sucks harder on my clit and I can feel his tongue flicking as he is sucking. That will "shoot" me right over the edge.

4.~~~A good way to bridge the transitions is to slow the finger pace as well as the tongue...move the tongue off the clit to allow it to slow to a dull throb and center his attentions to licking all the juices off. I find it best to be slow in all ministrations at this time...it allows me to ride the last orgasm out but also starts to build up for the next one. Soft kisses in and around the pelvic area are good too as long as the fingers continue to explore inside me...stroking my walls...running up and down my lips.

5.~~~To stop the play for a bit...I usually grab his head for him to kiss me and let me taste myself on his lips, tongue, and fingers. It is now that I love to turn the tables and begin to nibble him. This is my favorite time as I am filled with much emotion and the desire to make him feel and experience the sensations I just had!

 

[LipstickKitten]

Goodness, this thread has grown. Guess that's what happens when RL gets in the way of my fun. The fun continues without me.

Just read everything Lance said about our sessions together. It was pure heaven. <sigh>

 

[Lance Hardrock]

lusciouslady

Oooh, all I can say is dear Luscious Lady F, wow. that is one of the best descriptions of oral loving I have ever read. Mmmmm, perhaps we should have a lab together on that just to make sure I've got it right?

 

[gr8dad2]

Hold it!!

Oh My lady L... hold on I'm taking notes.. I can't write that fast... but where do I sign up for those classes.... and what a great teaher... I may need a lot of lessons ...HEHEHE

gr8dad2

 

[lovemetender]

just discovered this thread....lots of great reading & feedback...always looking for new ideas & techniques to enhance the oral experience...

I especially like when my lover is open enough to let it be known(verbally or otherwise)what it is that they prefer as I'm pleasuring her....while somethings are good for most we all have some special personal preferences that we enjoy & help give us that mind blowing body tingling orgasm & when I'm pleasuring my lover that's my whole goal

 

[Lance Hardrock]

From a man's viewpoint

This is rather long, so I broke it into two parts. Part two will be posted later today. Please feel free to make comments on this part.


What Women Want from an oral encounter:
Part ONE: Foreplay

This is from a man's point of view. Based upon some experience in the field, here is what I have found out about the art of oral pleasuring.

First the prelims:
Your focus as a man is to please your lady. Give her the max pleasure you can. Don't be concerned with yourself at this time. Your goal is her right now. Future goal is to get repeat requests from her. That is your focus and your objective.

Now how can you give her max pleasure? Simple: communicate with her. All sex, all love, all interaction with another human being is communication. But... there is always a but... this probably doesn't mean you simply ask her what she likes. She'll probably not tell you and think you're an idiot.

Men talk too much and it can be said women talk too little. That is the way we are built. Your job as her lover is to find out what she wants. You know, or should know that every women is different, every women likes different things in different ways. She is a unique individual with unique tastes, desires, turn-ons and turn-offs.

Your job is to please the lady you are with right now. But if you can't simply have a conversation with her to find out these things, you must learn to understand her body language, her moans, groans, whimpers, screams, movements, smiles, grimaces, whatever language she is using at the moment. You must read it and react favorably to fulfill your goal.

So let's go communicate with your lady. Let's assume this is a first meeting. You've talked on LIT, or you've known each other at work, or you've picked her up at a bar. Somehow you've decided to play. Obviously, since you are both in bed naked together, some communication has occurred. This article is not about picking up ladies, but how to please them orally after the preliminaries.

How to please orally?

Let us start before your date. I have found that three things are essential. First, be clean. Take a shower. Enough said about that.

Second, beard stubble is like sandpaper to a lady's sensitive organs. Now, since every woman is different, it might be that she loves a mustache ride, or a full beard or that 5 o'clock shadow is pleasantly sensual for her. But at this point on your first date you probably don't know that. Best to be smooth shaven for the first encounter. I learned this the hard way once. I hadn't shaved since that morning and it was 9pm when I was with my lady. She made it clear (vocally) that I was too rough. You never saw a man grab the electric razor and shave so fast in your life. Still, I should have known better. So shave that face.

Third, long fingernails are like small knives on a woman's insides. And dirty fingernails should get you kicked out the door. Neat trim nails and smooth hands go along way in all forms of love making. So get the clippers out. Toe nails should be short as well. Nobody likes a long gouge on the calf during fun or sleeping times.

Okay, preliminary hygiene out of the way, let's have some fun.

What is your focus? Right you are: her max pleasure. Give yourself a gold star. Don't think you will accomplish this by jumping right into her garden of delight. What you need to do is find out what she enjoys. I like to get in bed beside her and spend some time kissing, hugging, nibbling on the side of the neck, whispering in her ear. Always whisper a sweet nothing into her ear. This can be a simple, "I love you" if you are at that stage. Or you can just whisper, "Love the perfume." "Your hair smells nice." It really doesn't matter what you say, but it should be something soft and sweet. Generally aim your breath to pass by her ear. She probably doesn't want you using her ear as a wind tunnel. And remember to whisper. She's not out on the football field; she's right beside you.

I have never found a lady who didn't have a sensitive neck. But there may be some. You should watch to see how she responds to your attentions here. She may be too ticklish or simply doesn't like this. Does she pull her head away? Does she scrunch up against her shoulder? Or does she present her neck to you? Does she moan invitingly?

The whole point for you is to find out what pleases her and not what you think is cool stuff to do. That is why you are taking this time to caress her, kiss her, hug her up. First you want to help her relax and know she is in good hands. Second you want to find out where she is sensitive, ticklish, or not responsive at all, her hot spots and her cool spots. And yes, she has more than three hot spots. Your hands are also busy, caressing, playing, touching her up and down her body.

You definitely play with her breasts, but you also want to give attention to the rest of her: tummy, sides, down along her legs. I might lightly slide my hand across her mound at this point. I'm interested in whether any heat is being generated and whether she arches up to my hand. These are clues as to how far along she is.

Yes, you guessed it. This is called foreplay and it works wonders in the communication department. I would not rush this stage. I am trying to find out things about her at this point. Does she caress me back? Does she moan as my hands move over her body? Does her nipples get hard in my mouth? Are her sides or tummy really ticklish? Some tickling is fun; too much is hell. You need to know this.

I keep passing my hand over her mound, and even down along her inner thighs. Finally, I cover her luscious lips. Is she wet? Is she hot? Is she ready? When she indicates she is ready for more active play, I make my move. Now is the time to go for the gold.

End Part ONE: Foreplay

Stay tuned for Part Two: Climbing the Stairway to Heaven

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Oh my

I am all hot now......can't wait for the rest of this story........

 

[Lance Hardrock]

working on it

This is more of an essay, but I hope to put up the last part. This is where it gets really hot.

Work right now is getting in the way. I hope to have it up by this evening. Hehehe. I'm always trying to get it up if you know what I mean

 

[Lance Hardrock]

part two of what women want

What Women Want from an oral encounter:
Part Two: Climbing the Stairway to Heaven


Okay, so now you're honey is heating up and it's time to get into some serious oral loving. Don't get scared guys, this is the whole idea.
Next question is what position to use? There are two basic positions. You can get into a 69 position. This has variations, you on top, she on top, you both on your sides and probably others as well. The other basic position is for you to be between her legs. I prefer this one if I'm going to pleasure her and not be doing mutual oral activities.

But first and foremost is to find out what your lady wants. If she obviously moves toward a 69 position, then perhaps you should go with that or maybe suggest that you'd like to try it this other way to give her added pleasure. Chances are she'll allow you to make the moves in this area. Best to take the lead as you are the giver and she is receiver in this session.

What I like to do and find that it has worked for all my ladies over the years is to have her lie on her back, which she probably already is doing. Then I prop her butt up with a pillow or two. I want her ass up in the air a bit. This is easier on my neck and allows me to get a better angle on both her anus and g-spot. If she doesn't bend her knees and plant her feet up close to the pillows, then I gently do this for her with many caresses and kisses to her feet and behind her knees. Behind the knees is an often forgotten hot spot on women. A caress here will elicit nice moans. In this position, most ladies will splay their legs out and give you even greater access.

This is a most awesome sight and I can stare for long minutes at the view, but we must push onward, so to speak. I either lie down or scunch up on all fours and get between her legs and start kissing one leg at the side of the knee and up along her inner thigh. I brush lightly over her mound and take deep breaths while doing so. The heavenly aroma of a woman is intoxicating to me and something to be relished every chance I get. I continue kissing up one leg and down the other several times, also brushing my hair on her thighs too and softly, but quickly nuzzling her pleasure garden with my face.

These moves should get both of you very hot. I look closely to see if she is flowing yet. Just to make sure, I try a quick lick of the tongue. Her moans should tell you how good a job you are doing. Finally, when we've both been teased a bit, I move in for the real licking.

I start at her bottom, quickly licking her anus. This lets me know a couple of things, depending upon her reaction. If she seems to like it, then I've setup for possible later anal games. If she doesn't seem to like this, then I'll postpone those options. Also, she knows that I don't have a problem with this area of fun and that tells her about possible future plans.

Then I slowly work my way up to her tunnel. By now, she should be flowing nicely and I love drinking all the tasty nectar. I spear my tongue in deeply here. I pump it in and out and by bobbing my head, I can hit her clit with my nose. I love rubbing up and down her slit with tongue, lips and nose all pleasuring her. Check her now carefully. She is going to warm up fast.

Most ladies want to be teased some and I for one love to do the teasing. I think of a female orgasm as climbing a mountain. When she hits the peak, she jumps off. Teasing is for the foothills. Take her up and down those foothills and she'll love you and reward you nicely. But when she is climbing that final peak, it would be cruel to stop at the wrong moment. That causes frustration, not teasing pleasure. So keep focused on just where in her climb she is.

Again, keep your focus and communicate with her body. She'll let you know when to stop, when to slow down, when to speed up. She may even say words at this point, or she might just tell you with her moans and cries and arching hips.

After pleasuring her slit and just a bit of clit action, it is time to pay some real attention to that little lovebud of supreme pleasure. I like to bring my left hand around her leg and press down on her mound, using two fingers to seperate her lips and totally expose her clit. Then I suck it into my mouth, hold it with my teeth. I have my lips curled over my teeth to protect her tender treasure. While holding the suction, I tongue her furiously.

Again watch her. If she is playing with her nipples or caressing her body, then you can probably stop for a couple seconds in a tease. I like to back off and blow on her with rapidly cooling breath. Then from about a foot or so back, I move forward again still blowing on her engorged clit. This should send her into the stratosphere. With any luck, you should be able to tease her several times and take her a little bit higher each time.

You definitely want to attend to her g-spot for sure. In this propped up position, it is almost impossible to miss the g-spot. I move my face back to her clit and start licking again. But now, I slide in my index finger. I go slowly and enjoy the sweet sensations of slipping into her body. Curl up the finger and aim for a spot right behind that luscious clit in your mouth. There is an area of tissue that feels different from the surrounding tissue. Bingo, you found it. It is about the size of the ball of your thumb, technically called the urethral sponge, but we're not doctors, so we call it the G-spot. LOL.

Women have three main types of orgasms. There is the clitoral orgasm which as far as I can tell is like a burst of lightning. Then there is the g-spot orgasm which is deeper, like a rumble of thunder in her body. Then there is what I consider the perfect orgasm, the blended orgasm of clit and g-spot. This is like a tempest exploding within her very soul.

To achieve the blended, you use your finger and your mouth. Your tongue, lips and suction works her clit. Your finger, or most likely two or even three fingers by now, will jab hard against her g-spot. Again, communicate with your lady. Some women, very few it seems, will not like g-spot stimulation. If your lady is one of them, then don't continue. Your goal is her max pleasure, not doing something you think is cool.

Now, since you've teased her a bit and had her clit going hard for awhile, you might need to slow this action, while her g-spot catches up. You should be able to tell as she will buck and arch up against your hand as her heat builds. If you're in tune with her feelings, then you should know when to bring her clit back up to full stimulation.

Use the two fingers like curved hammers to pound her g-spot (gently of course, but hard enough to make her cry with pleasure). Mouth and tongue charge full ahead to bring her clit to climax.

She should hit in a very short time. This is not a good time for teasing. She is way too close to her peak. So don't drop her now. Just bring her right to the peak and launch her into outer space. Don't be surprised to hear her scream with ecstasy. The blended orgasm is very intense and long lasting. She will blast off big time.

I usually keep up the stimulation until she either says, "stop, please" or more likely, just pushes my head away. A woman becomes very sensitive after orgasm. Some will be more sensitive than others. Again, it is your job to know how much she can take and when to ease off. What is your goal? Yes, to give her max pleasure. Take another gold star.

I never just up and leave her though. I will kiss all over her pleasure garden, and hug her legs to my ears. She is getting aftershocks and every touch is bringing her more pleasure. Let her enjoy this as long as she wants. I just kiss and hug and lick her mound, and her slit if she is not too sensitive. If she is too sensitive to touch there, then lick her thighs. Bring her down gently and slowly.

Eventually, she will either pull you up on top of her or beside her. I always like to kiss her mouth at this point, sharing her love juices with her. I am quite willing to wait for the next round of action. Right now, it is important to share with her and just be with her. When she is ready, she'll most likely invite you inside her. If she wants to do something else, then go with the flow.

I like missionary position at this time, because the look on her face, the smiles, the gleam in her eyes, all the signs of aftershocks in her body are so wonderful to see. Plus I can kiss her constantly while we are joined. Now you get to go for the gold medal.

***
That is my essay on oral sex for women. Please make comments on this part or part one. I wish only to help everyone have more pleasure. This article sounds way more clinical than the actual doing of oral sex.

 

[prettygrneyes]

Re: part two of what women want

What Women Want from an oral encounter:
Part Two: Climbing the Stairway to Heaven


Okay, so now you're honey is heating up and it's time to get into some serious oral loving. Don't get scared guys, this is the whole idea.
Next question is what position to use? There are two basic positions. You can get into a 69 position. This has variations, you on top, she on top, you both on your sides and probably others as well. The other basic position is for you to be between her legs. I prefer this one if I'm going to pleasure her and not be doing mutual oral activities.

But first and foremost is to find out what your lady wants. If she obviously moves toward a 69 position, then perhaps you should go with that or maybe suggest that you'd like to try it this other way to give her added pleasure. Chances are she'll allow you to make the moves in this area. Best to take the lead as you are the giver and she is receiver in this session.

What I like to do and find that it has worked for all my ladies over the years is to have her lie on her back, which she probably already is doing. Then I prop her butt up with a pillow or two. I want her ass up in the air a bit. This is easier on my neck and allows me to get a better angle on both her anus and g-spot. If she doesn't bend her knees and plant her feet up close to the pillows, then I gently do this for her with many caresses and kisses to her feet and behind her knees. Behind the knees is an often forgotten hot spot on women. A caress here will elicit nice moans. In this position, most ladies will splay their legs out and give you even greater access.

This is a most awesome sight and I can stare for long minutes at the view, but we must push onward, so to speak. I either lie down or scunch up on all fours and get between her legs and start kissing one leg at the side of the knee and up along her inner thigh. I brush lightly over her mound and take deep breaths while doing so. The heavenly aroma of a woman is intoxicating to me and something to be relished every chance I get. I continue kissing up one leg and down the other several times, also brushing my hair on her thighs too and softly, but quickly nuzzling her pleasure garden with my face.

These moves should get both of you very hot. I look closely to see if she is flowing yet. Just to make sure, I try a quick lick of the tongue. Her moans should tell you how good a job you are doing. Finally, when we've both been teased a bit, I move in for the real licking.

I start at her bottom, quickly licking her anus. This lets me know a couple of things, depending upon her reaction. If she seems to like it, then I've setup for possible later anal games. If she doesn't seem to like this, then I'll postpone those options. Also, she knows that I don't have a problem with this area of fun and that tells her about possible future plans.

Then I slowly work my way up to her tunnel. By now, she should be flowing nicely and I love drinking all the tasty nectar. I spear my tongue in deeply here. I pump it in and out and by bobbing my head, I can hit her clit with my nose. I love rubbing up and down her slit with tongue, lips and nose all pleasuring her. Check her now carefully. She is going to warm up fast.

Most ladies want to be teased some and I for one love to do the teasing. I think of a female orgasm as climbing a mountain. When she hits the peak, she jumps off. Teasing is for the foothills. Take her up and down those foothills and she'll love you and reward you nicely. But when she is climbing that final peak, it would be cruel to stop at the wrong moment. That causes frustration, not teasing pleasure. So keep focused on just where in her climb she is.

Again, keep your focus and communicate with her body. She'll let you know when to stop, when to slow down, when to speed up. She may even say words at this point, or she might just tell you with her moans and cries and arching hips.

After pleasuring her slit and just a bit of clit action, it is time to pay some real attention to that little lovebud of supreme pleasure. I like to bring my left hand around her leg and press down on her mound, using two fingers to seperate her lips and totally expose her clit. Then I suck it into my mouth, hold it with my teeth. I have my lips curled over my teeth to protect her tender treasure. While holding the suction, I tongue her furiously.

Again watch her. If she is playing with her nipples or caressing her body, then you can probably stop for a couple seconds in a tease. I like to back off and blow on her with rapidly cooling breath. Then from about a foot or so back, I move forward again still blowing on her engorged clit. This should send her into the stratosphere. With any luck, you should be able to tease her several times and take her a little bit higher each time.

You definitely want to attend to her g-spot for sure. In this propped up position, it is almost impossible to miss the g-spot. I move my face back to her clit and start licking again. But now, I slide in my index finger. I go slowly and enjoy the sweet sensations of slipping into her body. Curl up the finger and aim for a spot right behind that luscious clit in your mouth. There is an area of tissue that feels different from the surrounding tissue. Bingo, you found it. It is about the size of the ball of your thumb, technically called the urethral sponge, but we're not doctors, so we call it the G-spot. LOL.

Women have three main types of orgasms. There is the clitoral orgasm which as far as I can tell is like a burst of lightning. Then there is the g-spot orgasm which is deeper, like a rumble of thunder in her body. Then there is what I consider the perfect orgasm, the blended orgasm of clit and g-spot. This is like a tempest exploding within her very soul.

To achieve the blended, you use your finger and your mouth. Your tongue, lips and suction works her clit. Your finger, or most likely two or even three fingers by now, will jab hard against her g-spot. Again, communicate with your lady. Some women, very few it seems, will not like g-spot stimulation. If your lady is one of them, then don't continue. Your goal is her max pleasure, not doing something you think is cool.

Now, since you've teased her a bit and had her clit going hard for awhile, you might need to slow this action, while her g-spot catches up. You should be able to tell as she will buck and arch up against your hand as her heat builds. If you're in tune with her feelings, then you should know when to bring her clit back up to full stimulation.

Use the two fingers like curved hammers to pound her g-spot (gently of course, but hard enough to make her cry with pleasure). Mouth and tongue charge full ahead to bring her clit to climax.

She should hit in a very short time. This is not a good time for teasing. She is way too close to her peak. So don't drop her now. Just bring her right to the peak and launch her into outer space. Don't be surprised to hear her scream with ecstasy. The blended orgasm is very intense and long lasting. She will blast off big time.

I usually keep up the stimulation until she either says, "stop, please" or more likely, just pushes my head away. A woman becomes very sensitive after orgasm. Some will be more sensitive than others. Again, it is your job to know how much she can take and when to ease off. What is your goal? Yes, to give her max pleasure. Take another gold star.

I never just up and leave her though. I will kiss all over her pleasure garden, and hug her legs to my ears. She is getting aftershocks and every touch is bringing her more pleasure. Let her enjoy this as long as she wants. I just kiss and hug and lick her mound, and her slit if she is not too sensitive. If she is too sensitive to touch there, then lick her thighs. Bring her down gently and slowly.

Eventually, she will either pull you up on top of her or beside her. I always like to kiss her mouth at this point, sharing her love juices with her. I am quite willing to wait for the next round of action. Right now, it is important to share with her and just be with her. When she is ready, she'll most likely invite you inside her. If she wants to do something else, then go with the flow.

I like missionary position at this time, because the look on her face, the smiles, the gleam in her eyes, all the signs of aftershocks in her body are so wonderful to see. Plus I can kiss her constantly while we are joined. Now you get to go for the gold medal.

***
That is my essay on oral sex for women. Please make comments on this part or part one. I wish only to help everyone have more pleasure. This article sounds way more clinical than the actual doing of oral sex.

hmmmmm,very interesting!!!!

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Re: lusciouslady

Oooh, all I can say is dear Luscious Lady F, wow. that is one of the best descriptions of oral loving I have ever read. Mmmmm, perhaps we should have a lab together on that just to make sure I've got it right?

Throws off her clothes....all in the name of research, mind you!

Thanks Lance! I am glad that you enjoyed it...that is just the beginning. For me to write that...I had to close my eyes, imagine my lover between my legs...well then...my fingers began the journey that his tongue would be blazin...

Shoot...I forgot I was supposed to be writing this down!! The end result was explosive...then I had to wash up so I could type it all out...musn't get the keyboard sticky...after all..I am on number two..or was it number three keyboard replacement!

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Re: Hold it!!

Oh My lady L... hold on I'm taking notes.. I can't write that fast... but where do I sign up for those classes.... and what a great teaher... I may need a lot of lessons ...HEHEHE

gr8dad2

*holding...* Ummm what is it I am supposed to be holding again?

Did you get all that "dick" tation down there?? Or do you need me to send you the instruction manual?

 

[Lusciousladyf]

OMG Lance!

I am speechless! Ummmm....I cant do anything but slobber and mumble after part one and two!!

I will have to re read that....and insert my ...ummm...two cents...yeah that it!

Awesome! Hot! Ummm somehow thanks pales in comparison to the thoughts...*scratches head* now how does one verbalize these stirrings??

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Re: OMG Lance!

I am speechless! Ummmm....I cant do anything but slobber and mumble after part one and two!!

I will have to re read that....and insert my ...ummm...two cents...yeah that it!

Awesome! Hot! Ummm somehow thanks pales in comparison to the thoughts...*scratches head* now how does one verbalize these stirrings??

Oh baby, let me insert something for you. I sent you a PM, please read and comment, honey.

 

[zetacon4]

Luscious!!!!...You crack me up!

I was too tired the other day to respond to your most sensuous and excellent report...(now that's how to report, I tell ya!)

You know, they make plastic covers for keyboards that you can type on. Spills of any kind just wipe right off.

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Re: Re: OMG Lance!

Oh baby, let me insert something for you. I sent you a PM, please read and comment, honey.

*scurries off to read....drooling already*

 

[Lusciousladyf]

Re: Luscious!!!!...You crack me up!

I was too tired the other day to respond to your most sensuous and excellent report...(now that's how to report, I tell ya!)

You know, they make plastic covers for keyboards that you can type on. Spills of any kind just wipe right off.

Hey Z!!!

*smacks forehead* Ohhh yeah!! Silly me!! Ummm....but just how do you know this ?? hmmmmmmm??

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I do this

to protect my keyboard, I lean back in my chair and shoot up onto my chest. Then I can clean it up with my fingers and lick them off.

Treat for me and my keyboard doesn't need replacing.

 

[zetacon4]

Re: Re: Luscious!!!!...You crack me up!

Hey Z!!!

*smacks forehead* Ohhh yeah!! Silly me!! Ummm....but just how do you know this ?? hmmmmmmm??

Well, if you are interested to know...(shhhh, I am a computer geek)

 

[zetacon4]

Re: I do this

to protect my keyboard, I lean back in my chair and shoot up onto my chest. Then I can clean it up with my fingers and lick them off.

Treat for me and my keyboard doesn't need replacing.

How very resourceful of you. Does any get stuff in the chest hairs?
That would be somewhat of a mess to work with. And do you hit your mouth if you hold it open while shooting? That would be funny to see and be worth getting on video!!!!!
You are the man!