The Bad Apple ~ A traditional British pub... with a few kinks.

[your_vice]

Ugh. I hate everything today. Free beer until someone succeeds in cheering me up.

 

[Apollion]

*walks in, sees a pissed off looking Vice then takes a beer, sits next to her, opens said beer then applies the hole to his forehead, tilts his head back and starts drinking the small stream of beer running down his face, not spilling a drop*

 

[your_vice]

Hmm... oddly impressive but why would you do that?

fetches Apollion a glass

 

[Apollion]

*grins* Because I'm a little bit crazy mixed with a lot of imagination. *wipes his face off with a napkin and pours himself a glass before stroking her arm* Are you feeling okay?

 

[your_vice]

I'm fine really, just annoyed with RL at the moment. Shouldn't really come here just to vent. This should be an escape instead. How are you doing anyway?

ETA: And there's RL calling me away again. Humph.

 

[Apollion]

*sigh* well... I spent this morning and midday being depressed... because a girl I loved said she couldn't do it... then I got cheered up by some fantastic ladies who I owe now... and now I'm just chilling out...

*grins* I wouldn't mind helping you escape....

Edit: I guess later then...

 

[LitShark]

I'm fine really, just annoyed with RL at the moment. Shouldn't really come here just to vent. This should be an escape instead. How are you doing anyway?

ETA: And there's RL calling me away again. Humph.

Hm, *Stares into the vague* I hope everything is alright.

How's your mum?

 

[your_vice]

Hm, *Stares into the vague* I hope everything is alright.

How's your mum?

She's ok thanks. It's me who's having a depressed week. Depression in a building stocked to the rafters with booze can be a bad thing. All I want to do is get completely off my face. All I end up doing is working my ass off to facilitate everyone else's personal oblivion. Fun.

I'm sorry. I'm just not in a good place right now.

 

[LitShark]

*Wonders if anything interesting is going on in the pub today.*

 

[yeishia]

I wander into the Pub in my lovely dress carrying a huge basket of roses which I give out to everyone I see there.....

Happy Valentine!​

 

[Blue_shoes1980]

...following yeishia into the pub, I stand for a moment just inside the door, pondering whether they'll serve a tepid glass of tea to this American tourist, and then I accept a rose from this stranger-no-more.

"Thank you so much. I hope there's a place near the fire for me."

I settle into a soft chair and look around with widened eyes. It's nice. Cozy. And there's an unmistakeable air of .... can you smell submission? I'll have to stick around and find out...

~Tori

 

[Jonathin101]

I walk in and smile, looking at the great establishment. With my right hand I brush the few raindrops off my cloak and proceede to the bar. I look directly into the very pretty eyes of the lady behind the bar and say "three fingers of your finest Scotch, please."

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I walk in and smile, looking at the great establishment. With my right hand I brush the few raindrops off my cloak and proceede to the bar. I look directly into the very pretty eyes of the lady behind the bar and say "three fingers of your finest Scotch, please."

Walking in for an after-work beer, I overhear the above.

Well I'm the finest Scotch. I've even got ten fingers available (five once my beer has been poured) not just three. Now where do you want them inserted??

 

[yeishia]

Yeishia dances in all dressed in green to drop off a card for everyone and then is gone again......


Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Whenever it is for you

I would usually send this individually but have not been able to this year, sorry!

Click on the title!​

 

[your_vice]

Hey

How is everybody?

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Walks into the inn and perches on one of the barstools, I need a shot of something strong.. trying to stave off a little jealousy. I knew it was coming, but all the same.

Whiskey.. leave the bottle. Pour my first glass and throw it back wincing at the heat sliding down my throat.

I am fantastic YV... how about yourself?

 

[Fira]

*runs in and tackles Ausus, covering her face with kisses*

hi everyone!

*pouts at Ausus*

i need to be played with! and since i'm your TOY...

*grins naughtily*

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Nearly chokes on my third shot as Fira tackles me, covering my face in kisses

Hey darling. Want a drink? I hold out my bottle.

 

[Fira]

*takes a swig from the bottle and grins*

just so you know that i'm not responsible for my actions once i get drunk...AND...if you get me drunk you have to take advantage of me!

*giggles and settles in Ausus' lap*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*takes a swig from the bottle and grins*

just so you know that i'm not responsible for my actions once i get drunk...AND...if you get me drunk you have to take advantage of me!

*giggles and settles in Ausus' lap*

Is that a fact? I'd be more likely to call you a cab. Now are all commonwealth allowed in? Or do I have to be from NON North America?

And if she does take advantage of you? How much are tickets? Cause I'll make a FORTUNE scalping that.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Ha. Right. And what if I am already wasted? Who will get us home then?

Kisses Fira's shoulder and takes another drag on the bottle, before handing it back to my girl. The room is finally getting a nice haze to it.

Edit- Hey CT weaves a little as I wave... strange I didn't know you had a twin squints

 

[Fira]

Is that a fact? I'd be more likely to call you a cab. Now are all commonwealth allowed in? Or do I have to be from NON North America?

And if she does take advantage of you? How much are tickets? Cause I'll make a FORTUNE scalping that.

a cab? i prefer to be called Fira...

*grins saucily*

and that particular rule goes for anyone that gets me drunk...

*winks*

if you want to sell tickets...you're on your own...i'll be too busy

*giggles*

Ha. Right. And what if I am already wasted? Who will get us home then?

Kisses Fira's shoulder and takes another drag on the bottle, before handing it back to my girl. The room is finally getting a nice haze to it.

Edit- Hey CT weaves a little as I wave... strange I didn't know you had a twin squints

*turns back to Ausus and shivers as her lips meet my skin*

we don't have to go home...

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Ha. Right. And what if I am already wasted? Who will get us home then?

Kisses Fira's shoulder and takes another drag on the bottle, before handing it back to my girl. The room is finally getting a nice haze to it.

Edit- Hey CT weaves a little as I wave... strange I didn't know you had a twin squints

That's right. One for each of you. Now I'll take you home. Might not be your home, but someone's home anyway. Work left all the show home keys in my possession.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Giggles a little up at Fira, I gesture to the bar and help her sit on it, facing me, I spread her legs and put the bottle in between her legs. Shaking my head, I gesture for the tequila, limes and salt. I pour the shot into a glass between her legs, place the lime on one beautiful thigh, and lick the other before pouring some salt on the other.

Fira, your body is meant for people to eat off of. laughs, before leaning down, licking the salt, taking the shot, and picking up the lime without using my hands.

Still want to take us home CT? Or would you like a shot from between Fira's decadent thighs?

 

[Fira]

*giggles at CT's comment and gasps suddenly, finding myself on the bar...Ausus' sweet tongue dancing across my flesh as she takes her "body shot" gives me shivers...blushing profusely at her invitation to CT, my eyes light up with a naughty gleam*

that's not how you do a body shot...