The Big 'O'

[Nexxus]

Wait....
I'm having my first one right now!!!!
WOW that was great!!! Now I know what all the fuss was about.I've been holding them back and now I've just slimed the whole fucking monitor and computer table. I wish I had read this thread a few years ago. WAIT, thats it I'll go back in time and read the thread when i'm 12 (like Lasher) and I'll orgasm then so i'll be better prepared for now!
Nex

 

[Nexxus]

Okay here I am and I'm 12.
alrighty, here we go...wait wheres that fucking picture of Farrah? Oh there it is. Okay
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Oh boy, that was great.
I better get back to the future before I see myself and freak out!
Bye 1975.

Nex

 

[Nexxus]

Whew! Back in good ole 2000. Computer table and monitor are okay (the floor's a little sticky though, so much for trajectory). Looks like I have this licked...oh wait...licked! that's back in 1977 when gary's Mom asked me to...
I gotta go people.

Nex

 

[Guest]

SHIT! WHO THE HELL'S BEEN POSTING PAGES FROM MY PRIVATE JOURNALS ON THIS THREAD?




Ah, that was good. Nothing quick like a quick release of tension like that

Hey, Nexxus - I had a picture of Farrah on my wall when I was 8

 

[Nexxus]

Stop braggin' Roger!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Lovely, NINE in one day? <leaves me all flustered but wishing I had gone south on that day>

I was going to tell.........about my first time.....uhm....uhm...but I'm kind of distracted now....

Anyways, it was at 11......

Damn, I can't concentrate here.....LL, how many creative writing courses did you take in school?


Damn, that girl can write.......<excuse me, I have to go find an orgy>

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 06-30-2000 at 05:05 PM]

 

[Nexxus]

Too LL.
You, my dear, are the reason myself and others like me (stop grimacing, you know who you are and might as well accept the awful truth)come to this board and will keep coming back to this board. I still can't get to sleep until after I have replayed that "nine in 45 minutes" episode over and over and over in my head while steadily increasing the pace of my hand moving up and...
Whoa, time for bed!

Nex

 

[MADDOG]

I began to find much more interesting "uses" for common household products and gadgets. <sly grin> Getting off became part of my daily ritual right between shaving my legs and flossing.

It wasn't until my mid-20's that I became multi-orgasmic. Having two or three orgasms via battery-powered assistance is very easily attainable for me now. And I even had ONE <recalls fondly> night where I had NINE (yes, you read correctly) orgasms in a 45-minute period. Each orgasmic delight was different and unique from the one before both in intensity and in duration, but the best by far (and of my entire life, actually) was #7. Mmmmmmm...#7. <slow grin>

Now where did I leave that egg beater?

LL? Remember you once asked me what it was EXACTLY that you did to me? Well re-read your post, put yourself in a 20year old virgins shoes, and you might start to understand! That was so awesome!

MADDOG

 

[Triatic]

~wanders in, reads previous posts~

Woah.

~wanders back out, realizing that he just can't compete~

 

[Guest]

I've fucked 879 men and have yet to have even a little oh!

 

[Nexxus]

Hey whore (i've always wanted to say that!)
Maybe you fucked the wrong 879 guys.

Nex

 

[Guest]

Hey nexxus...I remember you...

 

[Nexxus]

From which lifetime?

 

[SpecialK]

Tip for fuck whore...

It's QUALITY, not QUANTITY that counts here, dear!

K

 

[ShyGoddess]

I can honestly say, I don't think I have ever had the big 'O'. Even from double clicking the mouse, which is probably why I don't do it all that much.

Hey LL, what's your secret, and where can I get it?

[Edited by ShyGoddess on 07-01-2000 at 02:35 PM]

 

[Thumper]

*finding myself wanting to be a blanket for some strange reason*

My name as of this moment is now "Egg Beater"..nice to meet you Lovely Latina...

Can't remember the first time...longest without was 5 weeks during a round of depression...

 

[Siren]

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry, I've been away and am a little behind on bb posts. What a wonderful activity to do on the holiday though- catch up on what you've all been up to the last few weeks!

My first orgasm that I remember was when I was 10 or 11, and it scared me. Of course, there were pleasant feelings playing "doctor" as a kid before then, having a friend touch my breasts or pussy, but nothing like the feeling of an orgasm. I didn't know orgasms existed at that age. I was in bed, using my fingers to stroke myself and must have been near my clit. I think this was also the first time I actually realized there was a hole down there that a finger fits into, but I didn't realize that until after the event and thought about what I had done. As the orgasm was building, I instinctively pressed harder and ground my pussy against my hand. After the orgasm, I was really afraid that I had "broken" myself somehow with that finger pushing inside of me. I remember getting up from bed and going to the bathroom to check my anatomy to make sure I felt "normal." Once I thought I was, it hit me that this feeling could be great fun to repeat in the future!

Life hasn't been the same since. I'm sure the longest I've gone without can be measured in weeks. Sexual drive for me varies with my monthly cycle, as well as with whatever else is going on in my life that might be distracting me.

 

[Gingersnap]

I was very young I know because I remember watching TV and playing with myself. I felt intense pleasure and immediately set about reproducing the sensation. By the time I was 11 I could make myself orgasm four and five times in a roll. I shared my new found information with all my girl friends and all were happy. I wrote in my journal about this new fun activity and was ratted out by a repulsive sibling. I of course was told I would be going to hell and that I was a dirty filthy little girl. I was slapped when I started to laugh. (I was quite nervous) I didn't listen to my mother and I certainly didn't listen to the priest. It makes me laugh now to remember their horrified faces as I giggled insanely.