The Blame Game

I blame Graybear1826 for all the consecutive red lights on the route I took today.
 
I blame Valkyrie for the headache I don't have from the partying I didn't do last night.
 
I blame Graybear1826 for the multiple jars of compote that went missing from the pantry.
 
I blame Valkyrie for there not being a wet tshirt contest on "The Playground "
 
I blame Cwtchseeker for making me think a judgement free, coed wet tshirt thread is a great idea.
 
I blame RaineDrops for my not being able to spell Albekerk...Albec...Albeckerk...F***!!!...that city in New Mexico!!!
 
I blame Graybear1826 for my eternal confusion between jam, jelly and preserves.
 
I blame Breaking Dawn for not telling us where LeSabreur actually plunged his weapon.
 
DRAT! My evil scheme has been discovered!!! They all do look like women with beautiful breasts to me!

I blame Valkyrie for Peter Jackson not having included the end of the Return of the King book in his movie!
 
I blame _Valkyrie_, aka the Lady of the Lake, aka the Watery Tart 😉, for giving Excalibur to Arthur and not to me.
 
I blame Graybear1826 for the outrageous potholes around town.
 
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