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My frequent go-to: an Irish coffee. Though Iā€™m also partial to really dirty martinis, and a Malbec often goes down nicely.

Yourself?

Iā€™m having a bit of red from my sauce the other night. Italian table wine.
 
I had a flash image of you with, like, a Fiesta coffee cup full of warmed pasta sauce.

Sipping.

You nailed it. Stop looking in my window you fucking creeper.

I love dirty martinis. I think Iā€™m actually starting to learn the vodkas.
Rather... I know what I DONā€™T like.
 
You nailed it. Stop looking in my window you fucking creeper.

I love dirty martinis. I think Iā€™m actually starting to learn the vodkas.
Rather... I know what I DONā€™T like.

The clear vodkas are the ones that taste most vodka-ish, I find. :D
 
*looks for the bleach*

I think I like Titoā€™s. And I think thatā€™s probably very bourgeois.
But.

I used to feel the same way about liking Glenfiddich. Itā€™s the classic ā€œstarterā€ scotch, and Iā€™ve tried a lot of high-end ones. But I still enjoy it.

Best part, of course, is that if you consume enough of it, you quit caring about whether itā€™s bourgeoisie.
 
I used to feel the same way about liking Glenfiddich. Itā€™s the classic ā€œstarterā€ scotch, and Iā€™ve tried a lot of high-end ones. But I still enjoy it.

Best part, of course, is that if you consume enough of it, you quit caring about whether itā€™s bourgeoisie.

Or, being able to pronounce it. Or anything.
 
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*flops into a hammock*

Sunny warm and lovely... and Iā€™m fucking tired.
 
It's chilly tonight. Can I get anybody a Bailey's Hot Chocolate?

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Or, better, "Saugeen Tea" (named after a river I have taken many canoe trips on).

A mug (preferably a chipped enamel mug) of Earl Grey Tea

A Tablespoon of honey

A generous dose of dark rum

Repeat as necessary.

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It's chilly tonight. Can I get anybody a Bailey's Hot Chocolate?

baileys-slow-cooker-hot-chocolate-recipe-4.jpg


Or, better, "Saugeen Tea" (named after a river I have taken many canoe trips on).

A mug (preferably a chipped enamel mug) of Earl Grey Tea

A Tablespoon of honey

A generous dose of dark rum

Repeat as necessary.

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That pic is pure porn.

Love Baileyā€™s.

Iā€™m drinking the same Pinot Grigio I used in my sauce tonight, and listening to Amy Winehouse.
How are you all?
 
That pic is pure porn.

Love Baileyā€™s.

Iā€™m drinking the same Pinot Grigio I used in my sauce tonight, and listening to Amy Winehouse.
How are you all?

Making a woman happy by sending her porn means my work is done...
 
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