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bunny bondage said:The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Many races believe that it was created by some sort of god, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Hankerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sought.
For instance, a race of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings once built themselves a gigantic super computer called Deep Thought to calculate once and for all the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything.
For seven and a half million years, Deep Thought computed and calculated, and in the end announced that the answer was in fact Fourty-two - and so another, even bigger, computer had to be built to find out what the actual question was.
And this computer, which was called the Earth, was so large that it was frequently mistaken for a planet - espeecially by the strange apelike beings who roamed its surface, totally unaware that they were simply part of a gigantic computer program.
And this is very odd, because without that fairly simple and obvious piece of knowledge, nothing that ever happened on the Earth could possibly make the slightest bit of sense.
-The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams
MasterKensbeany said:Bunny
I've always wanted to ask you, why is 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?
I have no commentary for you all, its way too early and I'm still glowing from Master's new belt. Maybe later
beany
Edited for correct punctuation, I'm still in space.
MissTaken said:Hmm Am I the only one who is a bit green with envy that beany was in space when she posted?
Ahhh those were the days!
bunny bondage said:a bird in the hand shits on the wrist.
zipman7 said:For the ladies:
Two in the bush is better than one in the hand!