The doctor is in....

[Cierra_Dessert]

Originally posted by MysticSwing

And I think Cierra would make a wonderful ad spokeswoman! What do ya say Cierra?

Suuuuuure!!! But on one condition, only when my mouth isn't full of Shock-a-delicous.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Ummm... No.... Please explain.
I tend to be clumsy and sometimes my hands and other body parts just can't seem to stay in the area they are orginally touching...

Ooooh! I think I might faint!! A real life autograph from the infamous Shockdoctor?? YES! PLEASE! I'll take 3! No! Wait! I'll take 4! That's one on each thigh and one on each breast, please.
Well, I normally only give 1 but I think I can make an exception in this case.

You can start from the top and work your way down sweetie!
Hmm...that sounds like a plan to me!
[size=-2]*gently bringing my lips to yours, my tongue darting out to lick the whipped cream off of your mouth*[/size]

 

[Shockdoctor]

[size=-2]*evil grin*[/size] I think I might know someone. What exactly would I have.... errr, ummm... I mean what exactly would they have to do to get you ready for that helicopter dance?
Well, for starters they would have to place their hand here...
[size=-2]*taking your hand and pressing it against my crotch*[/size]

 

[Shockdoctor]

Think so? [size=-2] see attatched picture[/size]
I think we may need to do some hands on testing with the product model (yes, that would be the original equipment) to find out...

LMAO! Now with an ad like that, I know I'd wanna run out to the nearest Shock-A-Delicious retailer and get me one to suck on!
And I think Cierra would make a wonderful ad spokeswoman!
LOL. But if we were in business you wouldn't have to run out and get one. There would always be one readily available.

YES!! That's perfect! Maybe we can get a hold of the VIP's over at York and talk about peppermint patty flavored Shock-A-Delicious suckers! Mmmmm.... We could also talk to companys like Reeses and maybe consider peanut butter filled Shock-A-Delicious's! Ohhh, the possibilities are endless!
Hmm...I'll leave you in charge of the marketing end of things. The Reese's idea is good. Any other candy ideas? I'm drawing a blank myself.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Re: Originally posted by MysticSwing

Suuuuuure!!! But on one condition, only when my mouth isn't full of Shock-a-delicous.

We could do a whole variety of ads. I'm thinking on of them can have you with your mouth full of Shock-a-delicious making all kinds of sounds of contentment. Then at the end of the commercial some text can appear on the screen saying something like, "Shock-a-delicious, it'll make you feel soooo good."