The Great Outdoors for Ladies and Lesbians

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Oh jenni!

After watching how well it went with mister smooth, suave , and debonair with his pickup line

Oh, the rhyme was intentional. 😉

It's kind of a repurposing (and modification) of a pickup line a guy used on me once. It really was a bit more crass as used, as 'Sweet' was not the descriptor employed (the term used starts with an 'f' and ended with '-able'). I did give the rhyme a laugh, but it otherwise did not work out for him. 🤣


And not sure if you'd enjoy a Romantic Table Setting for Two (#859), thought I'd try to pick you up.
(hint, remember those last three words)



Then again, after seeing my posts, you know how well it will go

https://suburbanmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/heres-what-guys-are-pinning-on-pinterest-20210731-105.jpg



Suddenly I remembered my last three words, and resort to

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f5228f456d47274031082bcc564c134/6da09817bb218c89-bc/s540x810/44131cd7aa0fdefff61fa30765e116360b3aa9c5.jpg

Said that I wanted to "Pick You Up"


Then while carrying you out, remembered how much you enjoyed breakfast during Labor Day weekend, so I could make you

Banana Blueberry Pancakes

https://bakerbynature.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Banana-Blueberry-Pancakes-4-1-of-1.jpg



or Banana Blueberry Muffins

https://bakerbynature.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Banana-Blueberry-Muffins-123-1-of-1.jpg



And this is an example what my mind comes up with while going through feeds. It picked out photos from different web sites, put them together, coming up with this.



And yes I know, I'm not awkward; rather more a socially inept dork that doesn't think the same as how others normally do and post at Lit.
edited out ending sarcasm
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