The Harem Waiting Room

Yes, you will



Now, are ya'll done? Good then ya'll should snuggle me before I have to leave...

*curls up next to her, my head in her lap, big sad puppy eyes trained on hers, whimpering*

noooo...don't go....i'll be good!
 
aww pretty puppy...

nuzzles the puppy's cheek before running my fingers along her side...

I will be back tomorrow and will have most of the day to play. Have to get ready to go for now though...

Kisses the bunny softly, allowing my hand to play with her ears, before leaning forward to kiss the puppy...
 
I was kind of hoping I'd get a chuckle out of at least some of those:

Things Mr Welch can no longer do during an RPG:
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28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
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41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'
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51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
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65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell.
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88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
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Actually I laughed my butt off, mostly because I spent YEARS playing: V:tM, W:tA,
D & D and other random games all on table top using various dice and only my imagination...

minxy said:
Where are you off to?

Out with my girl, love...
 
There's about 1600 of those and I remember another long list that focussed on an airship captain. There were a lot of jokes about the party shifter (a race from Eberron) being the crews... entertainment and secondary income source. In other words; they pimped-out the party catgirl.
 
*mutters something about there being plenty of pics of the goblin king's necklace...but none at all of his...*
 
Gasps and pokes Fira

You promised to be good!

Snuggles Luna

Oh? Are you and your girl okay now?

Asks quietly, hoping she is happy again...
 
*mutters something about there being plenty of pics of the goblin king's necklace...but none at all of his...*

He was used as the example pic for Slouch of Villainy, although you'll be disappointed to see that the image doesn't show The Area (seriously, the number of jokes about Bowie's crotch on that site are ridiculous.
 
wasn't looking for his crotch...was looking for the silver skull riding crop...

i need a pic of it for a project...

and that pic...can't get the image clear enough of just the crop
 
You'd probably have to rent it on DVD and then find a way to get a screencap of it. Not sure what programs would let you take a screencap though. I think VLC might have one, but I'm not sure.

EDIT: Just checked and VLC does have a screenshot feature and I know it plays DVDs so you should be able to get a shot of the crop no problem. VLC's a free download too, so you don't need to worry about that.
 
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wasn't looking for his crotch...was looking for the silver skull riding crop...

i need a pic of it for a project...

and that pic...can't get the image clear enough of just the crop

GASPS! Turns to Shadow

Don't help her! Don't you dare help her!
 
GASPS! Turns to Shadow

Don't help her! Don't you dare help her!

it's not like it's for YOU, Minxy, my love....

it's for FAE!

*grins*

btw...Minxy...i think i deserve the title...Tormentor...in your siggy...

*laughs*
 
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Rolls eyes at Fira, smiling

I'll bet! I've gotta jet...my focus is required elsewhere today!

Blows her a kiss and exits

EDIT: HAHAHAHA Chose a different word pretty, I already have a sweet something...you need something else to put in front of 'Tormentor!'
 
just noticed that...working on it...

EDIT: got it...Fiery Tormentor...perfect...even goes with my name...

would have used Luna's "semi-sadistic"...but i'm not in the least bit sadistic...not even semi...
 
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just noticed that...working on it...

EDIT: got it...Fiery Tormentor...perfect...even goes with my name...

would have used Luna's "semi-sadistic"...but i'm not in the least bit sadistic...not even semi...

I'll add it shortly babe! I'd better get honourable mention in your sig if I'm going to so much trouble! ;)
 
Wraps my arms around Fira and nuzzles her neck

I am inordinately grumpy and in need of serious distraction...alas no one has provided me with any ALL day...
 
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