The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: crop rotation and other hoaxes

[StillStunned]

I was just messin' around , hope no offense was given

No probs.

 

[sijopunk]

I was just messin' around , hope no offense was given

The best way to say that is with a pop-up card

 

[StillStunned]

Yes! Send it to my house. If the redhead finds it, I'll get brownie points.

 

[Bamagan]

Yes! Send it to my house. If the redhead finds it, I'll get brownie points.

What kind of points will you get if it's a pop-up penis?

 

[StillStunned]

What kind of points will you get if it's a pop-up penis?

Bonus brownie points.

 

[Bamagan]

Bonus brownie points.

Brown eye points?

 

[anthrodisiac]

So anyway...

Who else loves pop-up cards? You know, the ones that fold out into a tree or a sailing ship or (like the one I gave the redhead today) an orchid with butterflies?

I seem to spend a disproportionate amount of money buying them. Mostly for the redhead.

Pop-up cards are a hoax. They aren't made of paper, they're actually hard-light holograms.

It's why they're so &*#$ing expensive

 

[anthrodisiac]

This statement is a hoax.

 

[Bamagan]

This statement is a hoax.

No! I am Spartacus!

 

[anthrodisiac]

No! I am Spartacus!

Congrats! We're all very proud of you, SpartSpart

 

[StillStunned]

New cheesy porn character: Spurtacus.

 

[StillStunned]

New cheesy porn character: Spurtacus.

And his opposite number Scuirtica.

 

[sijopunk]

Biggus Dickus and Spurtacus star in "Aqueduct Plumbers 7"