The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: we're not talking about Hobbit feet anymore

It’s not normally my genre, but I actually wrote a ‘hairy foot’ scene using LOTRs Rosie as a model. I considered it for Crime and Punishment but couldn’t come up with a setup for the crime part. After a tussle with a hot blonde (rejection?), the MMC gets a knock on the door. It’s three female MP Bobbies and the blonde. She accuses him of an undesired foot fetish performed on her. The Bobbies make the MMC re-enact the event on the hairy feet of a short curly haired Bobbie using guidance from the scorned blonde, who takes it to the extreme. Alas, it is a great unpublished fetish scene in search of a story around it.
 
Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."
 
Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."
At least we know that, unlike Sam, he wouldn't boil them, mash them, put them in a stew!
 
Why do crows murder and ravens conspire?
Because the owls control parliament, the eagles won't invite anyone else to their convocation, the storks are mustering by themselves, and the parrots are just a pandemonium. It's a bird eat bird world out there.

Not that any of those critters are real, of course. ;)
 
Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."
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Somewhere overnight, this thread became my most-viewed product on Lit, surpassing the 193k views for "Too Cold Not to Fuck".

The hairy hobbit fetish topic seems to have brought in a surge of viewers. Perverts, all of them!
 
In a hole in a mound there played a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the seed of johns and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing to rub up on or eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

I expect Otho "Pimple" Sackville-Baggins made some of his money by renting out a stable of "ho-bbits".
 
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