The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: we're not talking about Hobbit feet anymore

[Jorunn]

It’s not normally my genre, but I actually wrote a ‘hairy foot’ scene using LOTRs Rosie as a model. I considered it for Crime and Punishment but couldn’t come up with a setup for the crime part. After a tussle with a hot blonde (rejection?), the MMC gets a knock on the door. It’s three female MP Bobbies and the blonde. She accuses him of an undesired foot fetish performed on her. The Bobbies make the MMC re-enact the event on the hairy feet of a short curly haired Bobbie using guidance from the scorned blonde, who takes it to the extreme. Alas, it is a great unpublished fetish scene in search of a story around it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Oh, no, no, no, not going to post about feet here or anywhere, hairy or not.

 

[StillStunned]

Oh, no, no, no, not going to post about feet here or anywhere, hairy or not.

You're putting your foot down, are you?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'm putting my spike-heeled booted foot six or eight inches up your ass! LOL

You're putting your foot down, are you?

 

[StillStunned]

I'm putting my spike-heeled booted foot six or eight inches up your ass! LOL

I'd better tiptoe around you for the time being!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'd better tiptoe around you for the time being!

Probably a good idea. I'd hate to see you get tripped up...

 

[old_prof]

I'd better tiptoe around you for the time being!

I think you might have stepped in it SS

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'm putting my spike-heeled booted foot six or eight inches up your ass! LOL

Those boots are at least knee-length, i hope...

 

[MillieDynamite]

They are, their ones on my feet in the pick that used to show below my postings.

Those boots are at least knee-length, i hope...

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

They are, their ones on my feet in the pick that used to show below my postings.

Just be careful. Hate to see something that sexy dripping stuff other than sex appeal if you have to deal with @StillStunned..

 

[Bramblethorn]

♫ Hairy feet
I've got those hairy feet ♫

 

[StillStunned]

Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."

 

[TheLobster]

Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."

At least we know that, unlike Sam, he wouldn't boil them, mash them, put them in a stew!

 

[old_prof]

At least we know that, unlike Sam, he wouldn't boil them, mash them, put them in a stew!

No he just eats them raw. Or at least sucks on them.

 

[crookedletter]

No he just eats them raw. Or at least sucks on them.

Raw and wrrrriggling.

 

[NuclearFairy]

well it is 'a murder of crows'

Why do crows murder and ravens conspire?

 

[BellaBestia]

I don’t know which is worse, threads about AI or threads not about AI but devolved into convos about feet *squick*

 

[old_prof]

I don’t know which is worse, threads about AI or threads not about AI but devolved into convos about feet *squick*

no kink shaming

 

[Bamagan]

Why do crows murder and ravens conspire?

Because the owls control parliament, the eagles won't invite anyone else to their convocation, the storks are mustering by themselves, and the parrots are just a pandemonium. It's a bird eat bird world out there.

Not that any of those critters are real, of course.

 

[onehitwanda]

Gollum probably has a toe fetish.

"We loves them, don't we, Precious? Little ones, big ones, pink ones. Ones with nails, ones with hair. Licks them, sucks them, nibbles on them, don't we, Precious? Runs our tongue over them and between them, ooh so nice, isn't it? Makes them twitch and shiver when we tastes them and teases them, Precious..."

 

[StillStunned]

Somewhere overnight, this thread became my most-viewed product on Lit, surpassing the 193k views for "Too Cold Not to Fuck".

The hairy hobbit fetish topic seems to have brought in a surge of viewers. Perverts, all of them!

 

[crookedletter]

Filthy little hobbitses.

 

[Bamagan]

In a hole in a mound there played a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the seed of johns and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing to rub up on or eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

I expect Otho "Pimple" Sackville-Baggins made some of his money by renting out a stable of "ho-bbits".

 

[MillieDynamite]

Nope, still have no interest in the current discussion. Tried to feign it, but not a good actress.

 

[StillStunned]

Nope, still have no interest in the current discussion. Tried to feign it, but not a good actress.

If you want to change the topic, all you have to do is start talking about something else. Preferably something that will spark people's imagination.