The Internet is Full of Cats

[Loverskitten]

I love love love kitties but this still cracked me up

 

[Loverskitten]

Cats are cuddly, soft, and BADASS!
http://laist.com/2014/05/14/watch_this_hero_cat_save_a_toddler.php


Edited to add: the end shows the bite wound, it's pretty gross and took me by surprise. Just in case you're eating or something.

 

[StrayKat]

Cats are cuddly, soft, and BADASS!
http://laist.com/2014/05/14/watch_this_hero_cat_save_a_toddler.php

Just watched that one and boy am I pissed at all the dog haters.
Dogs have been saving people for ages but once a dog does something bad its all forgotten and they should be all "put down" as one commentator said.

What people dont seem to know is - cats are territorial. I had cats all my life and I saw them chasing away dogs, foxes, weasels, martens, snakes and a few neighbors. None of those were any threat to me or my family.

I cant stand when people try to plaster human emotions on animals. Yes, they can be loyal, loving, devoted and protective, but mostly they act on instinct and are nothing like humans. Thank God, because they are awesome in their own way.
I love cats and dogs and all animals, but I am trying to see them for what they are, animals, not some mini furry people

 

[Loverskitten]

Mine are mini furry people. Both my cats and my dogs.


But then, I'm a kitty in a people skin so....

 

[satindesire]

Cats are cuddly, soft, and BADASS!
http://laist.com/2014/05/14/watch_this_hero_cat_save_a_toddler.php


Edited to add: the end shows the bite wound, it's pretty gross and too me by surprise. Just in case you're eating or something.

Oh, I saw that on Jezebel today, very cool right?!

 

[StrayKat]

Mine are mini furry people. Both my cats and my dogs.


But then, I'm a kitty in a people skin so....

Seriously, I love animals more than most people I know, just because they are not people.

I had a buck (a goat) who saved me from a viper I almost stepped on. He pushed in front of me and smashed it to the ground.
But I know exactly why he did. At that point I was a part of his herd and basically his Mom, because I raised him. He was still considering me as his superior. Just a year later he might have questioned my authority and fight for it, what would end badly for me.

So on one hand I have animal saving my life, on other he could have endangered that same life just a while later. Its instinct and it should be known and respected so we can avoid some awkward and dangerous situations.

 

[Stella_Omega]

These are kitties, right? They sure know how to take over the furniture, anyway...

They come from here; http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/...raphic-traveler-photo-contest-part-ii/100764/

 

[damselfly_]

These are kitties, right? They sure know how to take over the furniture, anyway...

They come from here; http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/...raphic-traveler-photo-contest-part-ii/100764/

They're sea lions! I think that's close enough.

 

[Endless_Night]

Impressive.

From: http://i.imgur.com/ENakUoU.gif

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Impressive.

If only I could do this after I've stuck my foot in my mouth... I would carry a sofa with me everywhere

 

[Stella_Omega]

Impressive.

From: http://i.imgur.com/ENakUoU.gif

I have spent the morning trying to get one little red cat into his carrier. If he would do this-- I would move the whole sofa with him.

 

[Cumference]

Impressive.

From: http://i.imgur.com/ENakUoU.gif

Do NOT fall asleep naked in that house!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hah!! That made me LOL ^^^^^^^^^

 

[satindesire]

Do NOT fall asleep naked in that house!

I have so many questions because of this post.

Is it because you're afraid the cat will ambush your balls or nocturnal tumescence while sleeping? Is it because you're afraid you'll get a cat up your ass and not notice because of a particularly good, heavy sleep and accidentally ass-nap your friend's cat? WHAT?! WHY CAN'T YOU SLEEP THERE?! TELL ME NOW!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

 

[satindesire]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

One of my all time favorites...
Kung Fu Kitty caught kicking some puppy butt.

 

[Cumference]

I have so many questions because of this post.

Is it because you're afraid the cat will ambush your balls or nocturnal tumescence while sleeping? Is it because you're afraid you'll get a cat up your ass and not notice because of a particularly good, heavy sleep and accidentally ass-nap your friend's cat? WHAT?! WHY CAN'T YOU SLEEP THERE?! TELL ME NOW!

You got me!

I'm a felinorectalophobic!
(And a very heavy sleeper)

 

[Cumference]

...... The more I think about it, the more certain I am!

That cat is the evil, anal, feline version of the candiru-fish!
It is out there, and it is stalking me. I'll wear my lockable kevlar butt plug tonight!

 

[satindesire]

...... The more I think about it, the more certain I am!

That cat is the evil, anal, feline version of the candiru-fish!
It is out there, and it is stalking me. I'll wear my lockable kevlar butt plug tonight!

Kevlar? How industrial!

 

[Cumference]

Kevlar? How industrial!

It is the 21st century after all.

When I'm feeling evil, I'll take out the box of tropical hardwood lined with baby seal fur. In that box rests the ivory plug (made by child laborers of course).

 

[satindesire]

It is the 21st century after all.

When I'm feeling evil, I'll take out the box of tropical hardwood lined with baby seal fur. In that box rests the ivory plug (made by child laborers of course).

http://verbositybookreviews.files.w...thats-the-evilest-thing-i-can-imagine-gif.gif

 

[Sir_Winston54]

A ridiculous number of hummingbirds just, like, hanging out



I know it's Caturday and hummingbirds aren't cats, but this is 80 seconds of cool.

 

[Niam1985]

A ridiculous number of hummingbirds just, like, hanging out

Were those feeders filled with some sort of madical hummingbird crack? That was insane !

 

[Stella_Omega]

Cat Parasite Modified Into An Effective Cancer Vaccine