The Jeffinator's Lounge

[The Jeffinator]

Munchies on honey bun? There are munchies on your honey bun? AAAIIEEE!!!!! *runs around madly in a circle seventeen times, then turns and bolts for the door, but being dizzy as fuck, busts head into the wall* BAM!

 

[NiteCrowe]

*finally returns from the toilet to see Dragon surrounded by cake crumbs and Jeff unconscious by the wall*

What the hell did I miss?

 

[Remec]

*finally returns from the toilet to see Dragon surrounded by cake crumbs and Jeff unconscious by the wall*

What the hell did I miss?

Ahem...*pointing to the mess and the body* Do you really want to know?

 

[NiteCrowe]

Ahem...*pointing to the mess and the body* Do you really want to know?

Good point

 

[The Jeffinator]

You want the REAL truth? You want to know what REALLY HAPPENED? Let's just say I discovered Emperor Chef Emo (Joe) was torturing and interrogating the Gingerbread Man in a desperate attempt to locate the secret base of the Cupboard Rebellion, led by General Pillsbury Boy. I myself absolutely loathe the Kitchen Empire, and so I joined the rebels. I was put in charge of a few troops of Pop Tart Special Forces, but the Emperor was just so EMO, they all self-destructed. That's his secret weapon. You absorb his Total Emoness and then terminate your own life.

Luckily, I didn't hit my head hard enough to kill myself. Now I must return to headquarters and prepare for another attack. The Kitchen Empire will fall!!! AAARRGHHH!!!!

 

[dragonrazor]

don't mind Jeff. He is lost and confused. I was eating a honey bun. a snack cake. It was my breakfast. He slipped on the brains from yesterday's Brain Dance, which no one bothered to clean up, and smashed his head against the wall twice.

Also....one, I am not even close to emo. Two, emo is a lie thought up by the media to make it seem cool to kill yourself. three...what most people term Goth, is actually PUNK. real goths, the Visigoths, wore body armor and pillaged Europe. They died out centuries ago.

 

[princesssexci]

don't mind Jeff. He is lost and confused. I was eating a honey bun. a snack cake. It was my breakfast. He slipped on the brains from yesterday's Brain Dance, which no one bothered to clean up, and smashed his head against the wall twice.

Also....one, I am not even close to emo. Two, emo is a lie thought up by the media to make it seem cool to kill yourself. three...what most people term Goth, is actually PUNK. real goths, the Visigoths, wore body armor and pillaged Europe. They died out centuries ago.

Okay, one....I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a honey bun is. Two, I don't clean up brains...thats just icky. Three, stop having your geek moment. >.<

 

[dragonrazor]

........*bakes a cake*

 

[The Jeffinator]

Goth and Punk are not always the same, dude. Though most goths are punks, not all punks are goths.

 

[dragonrazor]

no. No goths are punk, and no punks are goth. Goths don't exist. They haven't for several centuries. They were a germanic tribe of barbarians who raped and pillaged their way across Europe.


also, I'm dealing with the aftermath of being robbed. No arguments.

 

[The Jeffinator]

The old Goths ended up christian, dumbass. And goths today are known as the Gothic Subculture. You really shouldn't talk shit until you do research, or else you end up looking like an emo idiot.

Gothic fashion is a clothing style worn by members of the Goth subculture; a dark, sometimes morbid, eroticized fashion and style of dress. Typical Gothic fashion includes black dyed hair and black clothes. Both male and female goths sometimes wear dark eyeliner and dark fingernails, but this tends to be more of a stereotype rather than a true representation of the wide diversity of people who subscribe to the Gothic lifestyle. Styles are often borrowed from the Elizabethans and Victorians. BDSM imagery and paraphernalia are also common. Some haute couture designers, particularly Alexander McQueen and John Galliano, have been associated with the goth aesthetic.

The goth subculture is a contemporary subculture found in many countries. It began in the United Kingdom during the early 1980s in the gothic rock scene, an offshoot of the post-punk genre. The goth subculture has survived much longer than others of the same era, and has continued to diversify. Its imagery and cultural proclivities indicate influences from nineteenth century Gothic literature along with horror movies and to a lesser extent the BDSM culture.

The goth subculture has associated tastes in music, aesthetics, and fashion, whether or not all individuals who share those tastes are in fact members of the goth subculture. Gothic music encompasses a number of different styles. Common to all is a tendency towards a lugubrious, mystical sound and outlook. Styles of dress within the subculture range from deathrock, punk, androgynous, Victorian, some Renaissance and Medieval style attire, or combinations of the above, most often with black attire, makeup and hair.

The original Goths were an Eastern Germanic tribe who played an important role in the fall of the western Roman Empire. In some circles, the name "goth" later became pejorative: synonymous with "barbarian" and the uncultured due to the then-contemporary view of the fall of Rome and depictions of the pagan Gothic tribes during and after the process of Christianization of Europe. During the Renaissance period in Europe, medieval architecture was retroactively labeled gothic architecture, and was considered unfashionable in contrast to the then-modern lines of classical architecture.

In the United Kingdom, by the late 1700s, however, nostalgia for the medieval period led people to become fascinated with medieval gothic ruins. This fascination was often combined with an interest in medieval romances, Roman Catholic religion and the supernatural.

The gothic novel of the late eighteenth century, a genre founded by Horace Walpole with the 1764 publication of The Castle of Otranto, was accountable for the more modern connotations of the term gothic. He originally claimed that the book was a real medieval romance he had discovered and republished. Thus was born the gothic novel's association with fake documentation to increase its effect. Henceforth, the term was associated with a mood of horror, morbidity, darkness and the supernatural as well as camp and self-parody. The gothic novel established much of the iconography of later horror literature and cinema, such as graveyards, ruined castles or churches, ghosts, vampires, nightmares, cursed families, being buried alive and melodramatic plots. An additional notable element was the brooding figure of the gothic villain, which developed into the Byronic hero. The most famous gothic villain is the vampire, a folklore legend of Eastern Europe and the Balkans, best known from Bram Stoker's novel Dracula and the horror movies it influenced.

Certain elements in the dark, atmospheric music and dress of the post punk scene were clearly gothic in this sense. The use of gothic as an adjective in describing this music and its followers led to the term goth.

 

[dragonrazor]

except if you further your research, you find out that the so called "Gothic subculture" is actually PUNK. that's why Hot Topic advertises itself as a PUNK store, not a GOTH one

and did you NOT see what I put? NO ARGUMENTS. Not in the mood. Don't start an argument with me until I get my PS3, Saturn, Gamecube, and other stuff back/replaced

 

[The Jeffinator]

Goths are usually punks, and in that effect, goth is a form of punk. But not all punks dress like goths. And you started the argument by stating something without doing proper research.

 

[princesssexci]

no. No goths are punk, and no punks are goth. Goths don't exist. They haven't for several centuries. They were a germanic tribe of barbarians who raped and pillaged their way across Europe.


also, I'm dealing with the aftermath of being robbed. No arguments.

Geeking out...again.

>.<

 

[princesssexci]

except if you further your research, you find out that the so called "Gothic subculture" is actually PUNK. that's why Hot Topic advertises itself as a PUNK store, not a GOTH one

and did you NOT see what I put? NO ARGUMENTS. Not in the mood. Don't start an argument with me until I get my PS3, Saturn, Gamecube, and other stuff back/replaced

*retracts last statement and hides behind Jeff*

 

[The Jeffinator]

Oh great, I've finally gone insane. Here's a YouTube video of me being the Crazy Skull Bird:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elx_5GVCup8

 

[NiteCrowe]

Hahahaa!

 

[NiteCrowe]

Thats a point, I must remember to put the 2 nate and ed episodes i did up on youtube

 

[The Jeffinator]

Princess called me last night, and I just want to say, her voice is the HOTNESS.

 

[dragonrazor]

Princess called me last night, and I just want to say, her voice is the HOTNESS.

uh...DUH. you should SEE her *zones out*

 

[princesssexci]

Princess called me last night, and I just want to say, her voice is the HOTNESS.

Damn straight, my voice is the hawtness, better not forget it either.

 

[princesssexci]

uh...DUH. you should SEE her *zones out*

*blushes* Jeez, now I'm just embarassed.

 

[The Jeffinator]

Lmao.

 

[princesssexci]

...

 

[dragonrazor]

*grins, and then stretches* must rp, but no gals are on to pounce my threads