The Jeffinator's Lounge

[dragonrazor]

Hmm...Lily might do...or, better yet, throw a black wig on Tears...

hmm...kimmeh has the height, yes...but Kitiara's darkeyed, deeply tanned....um....as busty as Kimmeh keeps telling me she wishes she were...

 

[Remec]

hmm...kimmeh has the height, yes...but Kitiara's darkeyed, deeply tanned....um....as busty as Kimmeh keeps telling me she wishes she were...

Make-up works wonders, and the armor can disguise much of anything you might think lacking from her vital stats (unlike whomever we get for Tika, where slightly shorter than average and stacked are pretty much on view). *g*

 

[Shukaku]

And the only thing going on in this topic is horny men talking about sexy women.

Oh yeah.

I said it.

BAM.

XD

EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THE WORD OLD. SHIT.

 

[dragonrazor]

Make-up works wonders, and the armor can disguise much of anything you might think lacking from her vital stats (unlike whomever we get for Tika, where slightly shorter than average and stacked are pretty much on view). *g*

Tika's not short...she's...um...I think the term is Matronly, at least, judging from the description of her from later books (like the Twins set).

 

[The Jeffinator]

Now to find a couple of midgets to be Tasslehoff and Flint...

 

[princesssexci]

And the only thing going on in this topic is horny men talking about sexy women.

Oh yeah.

I said it.

BAM.

XD

EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THE WORD OLD. SHIT.

Lmao Shuu this is why I avoid dragon and jeffs lounge mostly. We should be rebels and post smexy Asian guys!

 

[Shukaku]

Lmao Shuu this is why I avoid dragon and jeffs lounge mostly. We should be rebels and post smexy Asian guys!

Sounds good. I'll start going through my folders. 8D

 

[princesssexci]

 

[The Jeffinator]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Remec]

And the only thing going on in this topic is horny men talking about sexy women.

Oh yeah.

I said it.

BAM.

XD

EDIT: I FORGOT TO ADD THE WORD OLD. SHIT.

Well, yeah, it's a lounge. Bound to be some chitchat of that nature...would you like my schedule? I can't speak for the other guys, but I would much rather be talking to sexy women than about them.

 

[princesssexci]

Well, yeah, it's a lounge. Bound to be some chitchat of that nature...would you like my schedule? I can't speak for the other guys, but I would much rather be talking to sexy women than about them.

Oh you're smooth, Joe and Jeff should take notes!

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

What about my breasts? =P

 

[dragonrazor]

What about my breasts? =P

I was talking about how they're not as big as you wished they were, and that coupled with the lack of a deep tan and dark hair and eyes precludes you playing Kitiara (but not Lauralanthalasa)

 

[The Jeffinator]

Hell yeah dude, she'd make a totally hot Laurana. Now we just need to get a biker to play Sturm... Viggo Mortensen would make an awesome Tanis, since Tanis is described as looking a lot like Aragorn.

 

[dragonrazor]

Hell yeah dude, she'd make a totally hot Laurana. Now we just need to get a biker to play Sturm... Viggo Mortensen would make an awesome Tanis, since Tanis is described as looking a lot like Aragorn.

o.o um...no. Tanis...Halfelf....Sturm himself mistook him for someone else when they met after five years because he put on about sixty pounds of muscle and grew a beard, but he still has elven features. Viggo Mortensen does NOT look remotely elvish. Viggo would go better as Sturm.

 

[The Jeffinator]

The whole reason Tanis grew his beard and hair long is to hide his elvish features so that people would not so easily see he is not fully human. And the painting of Tanis on the new edition of Autumn Twilight does look a lot like Viggo.

This image has Tanis, Goldmoon, and Flint.

 

[dragonrazor]

I have the book, in the same edition. And Viggo's face doesn't look like that. Viggo's got a more sunken face, with eyes wider apart (and no eyebrows << >>) The guy who played Boromir looked more like that version of Tanthalus than Viggo does.

 

[The Jeffinator]

Sturm, Laurana, Tasslehoff

Caramon, Raistlin, Kitiara

 

[dragonrazor]

Sturm, Laurana, Tasslehoff

Caramon, Raistlin, Kitiara

I hate that version of Kitiara. She looks her best in the original cover art for Darkness and Light, the Sturm/Kitiara book in the Preludes set

 

[Remec]

What about my breasts? =P

Um, they're incredibly nice (from what has been seen of them) and the palms of my hands wish they could be better acquainted?

*glancing at the rest of the crowd*

Well, she asked, didn't she?

 

[Remec]

Oh you're smooth, Joe and Jeff should take notes!

Thank you, my dear...*bowing, kissing hand, taking note (again) of how sexy the princess is*

 

[princesssexci]

*feigns a little blush*

 

[Remec]

*feigns a little blush*

*smirks and wonders what might make that feint a reality*

 

[princesssexci]

*smirks and wonders what might make that feint a reality*

oh when it happens you'll know

 

[NiteCrowe]

GAH!! I'm getting so fed up of my Laptop not working! I think i'm gonna go find a copy of XP and reboot it all from scratch, that way i'll be able to go on Skype and Messenger again, as well as other sites and programs ppl suggest - I miss chatting to ppl - and my music, and videos... Safe mode is crap and i've had to use it every day for the past 2 months!

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