The land of the free and the home of the brave

[Flagg]

HAHA

See Siren - I thought that was really funny. Really I did. I can't help but admire Deborah's wit, intelligence and general discourse. She is so damn clever.

 

[Deborah]

Flagg, flattery will get you everywhere, dude! OK, you can shag me. But not while I'm still breathing. I'll put it in my will. You can fuck with me when I'm dead. I mean, why should I care? I'll be in heaven in my new spiritual body with my bud Endlessly kicking ass and taking names and having multiple orgasms.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Now, now, ladies....

Just because Flagg plays the music doen't mean that you have to do the dance. He gets you, and lors of others worked up and you just give him more to feed on. Let's see what happens if we simply don't react to Flagg. Maybe he/she will be reborn again in a different form.

 

[Siren]

 

[Flagg]

Siren - OK Girl, Peace

Flamingo Blue - Lets get one thing straight my friend. I've been coming to this board since November 1999. I've submitted 7 stories that were all well received. I've met people that I like and I dislike but I've always had the upmost respect for this site and for Laurel in particular. I interact with different users in different ways. I like most of the people I spar with and they realise that.

You've been here for what, a month if that. You entered these boards like a complete oaf and now you are trying to judge me and the relationships I have with others. I'm afraid you've got the wrong guy. I'm not a dave_73 or a Fake_Name or a Roland. I'm not the sort of person you ignore so that I go away. I'm insulted that you should categorize me as such.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Oaf, you say.....

And you promised. Thankfully I didn't hold my breath.

Does the fact that you have such a long history here give you somekind of rank or privelege? Do well recieved stories, give you the right to act out and treat people the way you do? At least I have tried to make changes after being rebuked.

Hey, don't get me wrong. I find you to be very interesting. And very self righteous. That's only my opinion, of course. Now go stand in a corner and pout some more or accept the fact that we all have a right to our opinions and get back on board and be the FLAGG that we all know and love, sometimes.

 

[Flagg]

Hey, oaf is pretty low-key compared to what I used to call you. You should be pleased!

I don't pretend to have any higher "rank" or "value" than you simply because I've been here longer. Its because I'm better than everyone else *yes of course I'm joking!*

 

[SimplySouthern]

He spars with me cause he wants to shag me..and he knows it!

 

[Expertise]

SS Thats no excuse. I want to shag you lick you like ice cream talk dirty to you and just about any other lewd thing you can think of and I don't give you grief.

Maybe i'm just more evolved.

 

[Flagg]

That's not the conclusion I'd draw from that Expertise, but I think you probably already know that.

"I want to lick ice-cream of you and talk dirty"

I'm sorry but EUCHHH! Porn may be shallow but surely it has some level of dignity attached!

SS - You know you eat way too much chocolate for me to want to shag you! Send me the a certified weight-watchers certificate of achievement and then I might consider it

 

[SimplySouthern]

Flagg~ As soon as I get it below 300 pounds, I'm all yours baby!

Exp ~ I'm still waiting on you to talk dirty to me! The licking we can work on...alot. Practic makes perfect

 

[Expertise]

Flagg you are an evil bastard.
I think thats what I like about you.

 

[Deborah]

What's up with you. FlamingoBlue? Where do you get off judging Flagg? WTF? Do you think you are God? Didn't you read Flagg's new story, "Divine Copulation (or fucking God)" 'eh? God is a woman!

Flagg, I'm not sticking up for you but I hate lawyers. Well, all except for SimplySouthern and she doesn't really want to be a lawyer anyway. She wants to be a porn star. I'd like Slut_boy but he looks better in my panties than I do.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Thanks Debs...I knew ya loved me. After letting me have my wicked way with you Squash, I knew we would be pals for life.


Always wanted to be a porn star, but never had enough practice. Thought I would get a little experience screwing people in the legal profession and then move on to the big screen. See ya in the movies!

 

[Docgtvt]

so, how about that babylonian tupperware?
reality, what a concept. thats about all i have to say on the subject, except possibly;
dear god, ANYONE but george w bush!