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didnt wanna but got a 92 anyway.. :p


Now I want head.


Well, I always want head but, ya know.
 
LT- I'm sun burnt and the Mr. already pointed out and kissed new freckles on this fair-skinned girl. All in all, a great day.

Showered, slathered with lotion and sipping a lime beer with my feet up, ready to write.
 
LT: Holy crap. From sunny to pouring rain in just five minutes. And absolutely pouring-the stream coming out of the gutters is just spraying all over the place from the volume.

Geez, this weather lately.
 
The most fearsome threat in this household used to be his - something along the lines of:

"If I have to come over there, I'm going to make you very, very sorry."

shudders


But now, it's mine:

"Swear to god, if you wake that baby with your damn ______ (Skyrim/Supernatural/porn), he's ALL YOURS!"


:nana:
 
saysalice said:
The most fearsome threat in this household used to be his - something along the lines of:

"If I have to come over there, I'm going to make you very, very sorry."

shudders


But now, it's mine:

"Swear to god, if you wake that baby with your damn ______ (Skyrim/Supernatural/porn), he's ALL YOURS!"


:nana:
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Reason # 45,047,569,494,750 why I'm never having kids.
 
saysalice said:
The most fearsome threat in this household used to be his - something along the lines of:

"If I have to come over there, I'm going to make you very, very sorry."

shudders


But now, it's mine:

"Swear to god, if you wake that baby with your damn ______ (Skyrim/Supernatural/porn), he's ALL YOURS!"


:nana:
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Grins Haha.
 
saysalice said:
:D

We still get it on...he just gags me really well, now.
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Hey doll, I'm a fan.
But I'm the best auntie in the world. So... that's what we're running with right now.

Besides, it's me that's all on the fence anyway (my partners will go either way) do we adopt or attempt to get pregnant? AND if we do get pregnant who becomes preggers? Me or the gf?

Being in a triad is hard work.

But you were talking about the gagging.. do go on.
 
Sad that Matt Smith is leaving Dr. Who.:(

Excited about the prospects of getting a new doctor.:)
 
Vail_Indigo said:
Lots of things sound good for a minute.
Here's the thing...the kid has to sound like a good idea for, y'know, every minute for the next couple of decades.
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Um. Der.
If we were planning to stay in the states... we'd prolly be ready. But we aren't. So.. that's changed things a bit.

Veroe said:
Sad that Matt Smith is leaving Dr. Who.:(

Excited about the prospects of getting a new doctor.:)
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Helen Mirren or Moss.

giggles
 
Miss_Vivi said:
Hey doll, I'm a fan.
But I'm the best auntie in the world. So... that's what we're running with right now.

Besides, it's me that's all on the fence anyway (my partners will go either way) do we adopt or attempt to get pregnant? AND if we do get pregnant who becomes preggers? Me or the gf?

Being in a triad is hard work.

But you were talking about the gagging.. do go on.
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:kiss: And please don't get me wrong - I understand that some people just don't want kids, and will never want kids (I thought I was one of them, for years), and that's not a bad thing - I'm not trying to convince you, or anything. Just saying it's not all bad.

And I can't even imagine how difficult it would be for any non-M/F dynamic to work out - it was hard enough for my husband and I to decide that we would start trying...and the roles were obviously pretty clearly defined, for us.


Anyway, yes - Husband used to like me to let the neighbors know (or try to guess) what we were up to...whether I did it voluntarily, or not.

Now...well, the other night, I got my face shoved very hard into the mattress for squealing too loudly.

If baby wakes up, it doesn't matter who's the Dom. ;)

I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
 
saysalice said:
:kiss: And please don't get me wrong - I understand that some people just don't want kids, and will never want kids (I thought I was one of them, for years), and that's not a bad thing - I'm not trying to convince you, or anything. Just saying it's not all bad.

And I can't even imagine how difficult it would be for any non-M/F dynamic to work out - it was hard enough for my husband and I to decide that we would start trying...and the roles were obviously pretty clearly defined, for us.


Anyway, yes - Husband used to like me to let the neighbors know (or try to guess) what we were up to...whether I did it voluntarily, or not.

Now...well, the other night, I got my face shoved very hard into the mattress for squealing too loudly.

If baby wakes up, it doesn't matter who's the Dom. ;)

I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
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Aww, and I was hoping there would be actual ballgags involved in this story. Though of course, that really doesn't do a lot to actually lower the noise level. Shrugs, but grins.
 
saysalice said:
:kiss: And please don't get me wrong - I understand that some people just don't want kids, and will never want kids (I thought I was one of them, for years), and that's not a bad thing - I'm not trying to convince you, or anything. Just saying it's not all bad.

And I can't even imagine how difficult it would be for any non-M/F dynamic to work out - it was hard enough for my husband and I to decide that we would start trying...and the roles were obviously pretty clearly defined, for us.


Anyway, yes - Husband used to like me to let the neighbors know (or try to guess) what we were up to...whether I did it voluntarily, or not.

Now...well, the other night, I got my face shoved very hard into the mattress for squealing too loudly.

If baby wakes up, it doesn't matter who's the Dom. ;)

I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
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It is funny.

Also, the roles have been laid out pretty well, it will be nice because we will still be a two income family with a stay at home parent, which the gf has volunteered to do, as I have no desire to be a stay at home parent, but she does.

No worries!

Vail_Indigo said:
MOSS WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

Actually, they are filming a goodbye episode for the IT Crowd now (yeah, 3 years late)
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Moss would be awesome.
 
Miss_Vivi said:
Helen Mirren or Moss.

giggles
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I would be okay with those. Why not make the doctor a woman afterall. Honestly more excited about the prospect of Chewytol Edgidifor (probably butchering the spelling of his name there) but eversince I first saw him as the operative in Serenity I've been very impressed with his talents, and I think he'd be a wonderful doctor.

Whoever they get to be the twelfth doctor I'm sure will be awesome.
 
Noon_Shadow said:
Aww, and I was hoping there would be actual ballgags involved in this story. Though of course, that really doesn't do a lot to actually lower the noise level. Shrugs, but grins.
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Ball gags can be a bit fiddly, when other things can stand in very handily as effective gags, in a pinch.

Cock works, for example.

:eek: Well, it is Literotica...

But I'm blushing now, so I'm done.
 
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