The Last Thing You Thought...

[fr33ks33k]

Who said I was h-
Tumblr.
Tumblr said it.

Yeah, that's usually a good barometer.

I have a new fascination with notebooks.
Though much different than the one I had when I was younger...

*Tries to peer again*
Post coming for you later this evening.

Same for you, Freeklebits!
Bassie done, just need to do up the cap'n!

Yay!

 

[Faux_Pas]

Do you know how to dunk girls?

Well, I have a method, anyway.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Whew.

 

[Britwitch]

Whew.

creeps in

kisses his cheek

creeps out

 

[ketrell]

I think I broke my Fuck Buddy. She wanted me to play with her first. So I did.

After 30 minutes of manipulating her clit and g-spot, she clamped her legs shut and curled up into a little ball and spent the next 15 minutes making little happy orgasmic sounds. Not wanting her to fall off the bed, I moved her to the left side of the bed and covered her with a blanket.

I tried doing things like grabbing her ass and nibbling on her shoulders. She'd gasp and sigh and then curl back up into a little ball and have another orgasm.

This will not do! WTF? How do I fix my Fuck Buddy?

 

[Nick0311]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot...

???

Why you WTFing?

 

[Nick0311]

???

Why you WTFing?

Stupid people...and to see if anyone would catch it.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I think I broke my Fuck Buddy. She wanted me to play with her first. So I did.

After 30 minutes of manipulating her clit and g-spot, she clamped her legs shut and curled up into a little ball and spent the next 15 minutes making little happy orgasmic sounds. Not wanting her to fall off the bed, I moved her to the left side of the bed and covered her with a blanket.

I tried doing things like grabbing her ass and nibbling on her shoulders. She'd gasp and sigh and then curl back up into a little ball and have another orgasm.

This will not do! WTF? How do I fix my Fuck Buddy?

Ummm....

I think you just fixed her really good actually. Just wrap your arms around her and snuggle her, she'll uncurl and relax sooner or later.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

Stupid people...and to see if anyone would catch it.

Ahahahahaha.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

FLT~

Two down and one to go, but this last one needs some more thought.

 

[BeautifulDream]

I need a reason to laugh.

I miss laughing.

 

[Daddi_DJ]

Fuck! I thought this shit was over with!

 

[Faux_Pas]

You know those threads that you're fully aware you shouldn't click into but you do anyway and regret it?
I just did that.

 

[theslutbunny]

This new mouse sucks ...

 

[fr33ks33k]

I need a reason to laugh.

I miss laughing.

A priest and a rabbi...oh, wait. You wanted to laugh. Sorry. I don't have anything funny to say.

 

[BeautifulDream]

A priest and a rabbi...oh, wait. You wanted to laugh. Sorry. I don't have anything funny to say.

You succeeded in making me smile.

 

[Nina327]

Which damned thread should I put these pictures in?

 

[Britwitch]

LT ~ That would be like the best weekend ever!

 

[darkangel76]

Thank god this headache is almost gone!

 

[Faux_Pas]

The fact Netflix's twitter refers to your instant queue as "Your IQ" in tweets makes some interesting conversations.

"Hi Tony- we're sorry you're having trouble with your IQ. Is it big enough to list?"

 

[Nina327]

God that song makes me horny.

 

[Britwitch]

LT~ Why does filling a crossword quickly make you feel so clever?

 

[Raven_Timothy]

Maybe because your brilliant!

 

[Britwitch]

Maybe because your brilliant!

smiles and blows a kiss his way

Don't know about that, but thanks for saying it anyway!