The Last Thing You Thought...

[Faux_Pas]

LT:
Someone should apply for Magician in SoB and Iceman's thread, dammit.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Wha??

 

[Faux_Pas]

Wha??

What wha?
Did someone break Freekles?!

 

[SortOfBeautiful]

LT:
Someone should apply for Magician in SoB and Iceman's thread, dammit.

I second that.

 

[fr33ks33k]

What wha?
Did someone break Freekles?!

I had a minion moment. Our customers are dumb...

 

[Faux_Pas]

I had a minion moment. Our customers are dumb...

Hey I fought with one of those call center people today.
Why is 35 days the same as 60 days?!

 

[Daddi_DJ]

Once a BITCH always a BITCH so let's just call YOU that.

 

[BeautifulDream]

You gave me an extra year. But yeah, most of the music, shows, pop culture, etc. is late 80's and early 90's. Like Jurassic Park, I think I was 12 when it came out.

32. My bad.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Hey I fought with one of those call center people today.
Why is 35 days the same as 60 days?!

It's not. If they tried to say otherwise, they were the dumb one. What was the issue?

 

[Faux_Pas]

It's not. If they tried to say otherwise, they were the dumb one. What was the issue?

Geh. They say I'm behind on my bill and won't let me work out a compromise with them. The lady got even more sour when I tried to ask why she was using a calendar with such odd settings.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is unbelievable!

 

[fr33ks33k]

Geh. They say I'm behind on my bill and won't let me work out a compromise with them. The lady got even more sour when I tried to ask why she was using a calendar with such odd settings.

Ugh. I hate our payment policies.

 

[dragonrazor]

Last thought: I really like this new phone.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Ugh. I hate our payment policies.

The website said back on the 12th that my payment was due, but not until the 15th.
"Yes."

But you want to charge me a late fee BECAUSE today is the 15th and just shut off my phone, so you want more for that, too.
"Yes."

Today is the 15th. How am I late?
"Because you're 60 days past due."

But its not 60 days.
"Our billing says it is."

Buuut its not 60 days.
"According to our computers, it is."

Can I get paid that way from work? I'm supposed to be paid every two weeks, but I'd like to round up to get 4 weeks' worth in the first 2 weeks of the month, please.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Last thought: I really like this new phone.

What phone?

I'm sad, but I think I'll be retiring from bberry next year, just too many problems. I'll miss my keyboard.

 

[dragonrazor]

What phone?

I'm sad, but I think I'll be retiring from bberry next year, just too many problems. I'll miss my keyboard.

Galaxy Axiom.

 

[fr33ks33k]

The website said back on the 12th that my payment was due, but not until the 15th.
"Yes."

But you want to charge me a late fee BECAUSE today is the 15th and just shut off my phone, so you want more for that, too.
"Yes."

Today is the 15th. How am I late?
"Because you're 60 days past due."

But its not 60 days.
"Our billing says it is."

Buuut its not 60 days.
"According to our computers, it is."

Can I get paid that way from work? I'm supposed to be paid every two weeks, but I'd like to round up to get 4 weeks' worth in the first 2 weeks of the month, please.

Did you have a past due balance prior to the bill that was due today?

 

[dragonrazor]

Last thought: Suddenly...NINJAS. Sexy ninjas...on their knees.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Galaxy Axiom.

Like?

 

[dragonrazor]

Like?

It's a very nice smartphone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a very nice smartphone.

I'm gonna miss my keyboard!

 

[dragonrazor]

I'm gonna miss my keyboard!

This one has a touchscreen keyboard with vibration feedback.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This one has a touchscreen keyboard with vibration feedback.

MmmmMmmmm vibration

 

[dragonrazor]

MmmmMmmmm vibration

*snickers* Best of all, it's powerful enough to emulate Playstation games.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*snickers* Best of all, it's powerful enough to emulate Playstation games.

That's tits!

I'm jealous now.