The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[desertslave]

I am uncharacteristicly gushy and giddy with relationship happiness.

Either zombie apocopypse or alien invasion must by nigh...

Delightful to see!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Is it considered justifiable homicide to shoot someone who invites themselves to your vacation home, asks to go halfsies on a bottle of wine and then drinks most of it while you are out of the room, and then passes out on the sofa (which is kind of in the middle of my bedroom) after insisting on having some of the measly last bit of wine that is left and sucking it down? Because I'm thinking I could sway a jury my way :l

To employ a phrase I learned here, and now understand completely... Gah!

 

[rbijon]

Is it considered justifiable homicide to shoot someone who invites themselves to your vacation home, asks to go halfsies on a bottle of wine and then drinks most of it while you are out of the room, and then passes out on the sofa (which is kind of in the middle of my bedroom) after insisting on having some of the measly last bit of wine that is left and sucking it down? Because I'm thinking I could sway a jury my way :l

To employ a phrase I learned here, and now understand completely... Gah!

A keelhauling offense to the max!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

Note to self: wear a shirt under your coat even if you're just getting eggs from the corner store 100 meters away. That will save you some embarrassment when you per your weird unconscious habit unzip your coat before actually being home.

At least the still relatively new neighbors will have something to talk about now.

 

[Primalex]

I'm very successful in doing nothing today.

 

[JanneE]

After 5 days of cooking my body, I finally feel a little better. My skin still feels sunburned but I seem to be recovering now. Yay~ medicine cocktails!

 

[MeekMe]

That looks tasty. I love elaborately decorated desserts!

ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

 

[MeekMe]

(´･_･`) Somehow, I thought the ovipositor would be bigger than that.

 

[Primalex]

(´･_･`) Somehow, I thought the ovipositor would be bigger than that.

Internet. Every day you wake up to find something that you totally didn't expect to read.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

J cut my hair.

'Nuff said.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have on too much make up for wearing just to but beetroots and rucola.

I haven't worn any makeup at all in a few weeks now.
I could live on this island happily...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrisAlthea]

J cut my hair.

'Nuff said.

Yes, I think we need pictures for this.

 

[seela]

Yes, I think we need pictures for this.

It turned out fine, nothing exciting to take a pic of.

I've been bitching about my hair being too long for at least a month now and today J said it's enough and cut it. He only cut about 15 cm, so it's still long. It was close to my waist and now it's closer around bra strap length again.

It was fun, though, when he just grabbed the scissors. Scary, but kinda hot.

 

[IrisAlthea]

It turned out fine, nothing exciting to take a pic of.

I've been bitching about my hair being too long for at least a month now and today J said it's enough and cut it. He only cut about 15 cm, so it's still long. It was close to my waist and now it's closer around bra strap length again.

It was fun, though, when he just grabbed the scissors. Scary, but kinda hot.

Ah, I was imagining something very creative here.
Bra strap length is a lot easier to handle.

I know the scary but kind of hot feeling. Not a bad thing.

 

[seela]

Ah, I was imagining something very creative here.
Bra strap length is a lot easier to handle.

I know the scary but kind of hot feeling. Not a bad thing.

Honestly I wish he would have gotten more creative.

Yup. Not a bad thing at all. Would be better if J wasn't a coughing ball of snot and the scary byt kind of hot could have amounted to......something, but even as it was, not bad.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[desertslave]

I love make up. That's part of the problem. All the wonderful colours that look great when we are kids with taut skin and so on.....and I cannot stop using them now I am not. Today my eyes were two shades of green with purple eyeliner....because its a Sunday and we aren't seeing anyone or anything, and so I could play with colour. I don't mind going out with drag queen eyes, and G is ok with it. It confuses some of the middle classes around here. They aren't terribly sure what to make of us as it is.

I have fun watching my daughters play with colors.

As far as the middle classes go....Keep 'em on their toes!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Honestly I wish he would have gotten more creative.

Yup. Not a bad thing at all. Would be better if J wasn't a coughing ball of snot and the scary byt kind of hot could have amounted to......something, but even as it was, not bad.

The coughing snot ball syndrome seems common right now.

I guess you have to decide that your hair needs to be cut more regularly?

Definitely sounds sexy...but I would freak. I dislike my hair being cut.

I used to cut G's sometimes, and my sisters, but I hated doing that too. . I even dislike doing the animals. I find it stressful.



My hair length is variable, because its curly. In a happy mood its not so low below shoulders. But wet/straight its well below my elbows. It doesn't grow any monger any more, because of health stuff, but I wish it were longer when dry' but still curly. That would probably make in an unattractive knee length when straight, but I never want to wear it straight. I just cannot get the growth that I used to have. When its shorter after a trim I find the things like putting it up are weird because the ends are in the wrong place. I do however have random length bits, where the curl is not even, or I don't like the way it hangs near my face, so I just chop a curl to a length I like when its dry. If I wore it straight. Or in more styled curls more often this would probably be a problem. I am probably having a trim this week. They will take it an inch or so off, and it will bounce up like a coiled spring, and it will look like I had it cut to a curly bob for a fortnight.

Oh, I love having my hair cut.
If I ever become one of those rich people with time to spend too (if the really exist?), I'm so bringing back the fifties and sixties, going to the salon to get my hair done.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cfuhrer]

I know the scary but kind of hot feeling. Not a bad thing.

To varying degrees, it's why we're all here.

 

[cfuhrer]

Its also the only time my hair gets shampoo in it usually. That horrifies some people.

I sympathize.