The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I fixed a leaking toilet!

Next quest: Saving Princess Peach, possibly grow a mustache.

Just a moment. Let's not gloss over seela growing a mustache?
I realize it's practically Movember, but this still confuses me...

PS - congrats on the DIY. Girl power!

 

[seela]

Just a moment. Let's not gloss over seela growing a mustache?
I realize it's practically Movember, but this still confuses me...

PS - congrats on the DIY. Girl power!

You grew a penis, so me growing a mustache certainly shouldn't confuse you.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You grew a penis, so me growing a mustache certainly shouldn't confuse you.

Hey now, I did NOT grow that penis on purpose. I didn't even know about it until somebody pointed it out!! Can you say the same about said mustache? Well?

 

[seela]

Hey now, I did NOT grow that penis on purpose. I didn't even know about it until somebody pointed it out!! Can you say the same about said mustache? Well?

But you can't really be a respectable plumber and saver of Princess Peach without a mustache, overalls and a red cap, can you?

 

[Endless_Night]

It's damned near impossible! I laced two of mine with elastic cording to be able to do it alone.

You are a better woman than I. Even after watching several Youtube videos titled, "How to get into a corset by yourself," it was an epic fail.

Even with help it was tricky!

 

[Endless_Night]

You grew a penis, so me growing a mustache certainly shouldn't confuse you.

Why do I find this disturbing....

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Why do I find this disturbing....

It's Halloween! We will all be back to normal on Saturday.
Did that fix it all for you?

 

[Endless_Night]

It's Halloween! We will all be back to normal on Saturday.
Did that fix it all for you?

Ummm. Okay?

Hopefully....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

eggs sound delicious, but my thighs don't need the bacon.

 

[the captians wench]

fuck you, you son of a bitch for making me feel all these girly feelings. You know I hate that.

If you are going to do stupid shit, don't be so fucking sloppy about it.

 

[Dianthus]

I practiced edging today. Apparently it's something you do on roller skates. You people have ruined me for polite company.

 

[FloggingMolly]

The warnings I was given about a small child killing your sex life were 100% accurate.

 

[LallyH]

The warnings I was given about a small child killing your sex life were 100% accurate.

Then they turn into teenagers with dog-like hearing and they can stay awake longer than you can...

 

[LallyH]

I'm about to go into a meeting with an editor who has just returned from a week's holiday (which was helpful of him to disappear at that time). The job is running horrendously late and this morning on the phone, he denied that he received any of the THREE voicemail messages I left him in the week prior to his disappearance.

I know that when I go in, he will not have done anything about the outstanding matters that are his responsibility and will try to push them on to me, even though I don't have the authority necessary. So he will expect me to work a bloody miracle yet again and still hit the delivery date, even though the sign off date passed two weeks ago.

If I manage to get through it without seriously losing my temper, bearing in mind that he expects me to pay him for his editorial input, that will be another miracle I'll have wrought

 

[ecstaticsub]

Then they turn into teenagers with dog-like hearing and they can stay awake longer than you can...

Yes!! They also say they will be out on a Friday night and I'll have a nice dinner planned wearing some sexy outfit with the massage table set up..and...they have a fight with their gf/bff whatever and come home early. Ugggghhhhh

 

[IrisAlthea]

Then they turn into teenagers with dog-like hearing and they can stay awake longer than you can...

And in between you try to teach the to for the love of everything holy, knock on the god damn door.

The warnings I was given about a small child killing your sex life were 100% accurate.

Sad to hear but good to see you!
Is it DGE who is acting out again?

 

[the captians wench]

I really need a vacation that involves a lot of fucking with a local.

some pain would be nice too.

 

[seela]

Boobs feel strange against the bottoms of the feet, like they're not even a part of your body.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Boobs feel strange against the bottoms of the feet, like they're not even a part of your body.

This could easily cause me to hurt myself if I allowed my inquisitive, experimental side to take over

 

[midwestyankee]

This could easily cause me to hurt myself if I allowed my inquisitive, experimental side to take over

Or, the attempt to develop the needed flexibility could lead you to a whole new life as a circus attraction.

 

[MeekMe]

Boobs feel strange against the bottoms of the feet, like they're not even a part of your body.

Why did I read this and immediately want to try and put my boobs against the bottoms of my feet? >.< WTF...

 

[BiBunny]

Boobs feel strange against the bottoms of the feet, like they're not even a part of your body.

Yes, yes, they do.

Or, the attempt to develop the needed flexibility could lead you to a whole new life as a circus attraction.

You don't need flexibility so much as really big boobs. This I know from lots of personal experience.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes, yes, they do.



You don't need flexibility so much as really big boobs. This I know from lots of personal experience.

Mea culpa. Despite being over 60, mine are still diminutive and perky. i plead lack of relevant experience.

 

[seela]

This could easily cause me to hurt myself if I allowed my inquisitive, experimental side to take over

I discovered my boob-to-foot-oddity when I was sitting in a lotus pose, leaned forward and then started to roll my back up straight. Just a friendly tip in case you want to try.

No, I don't normally do naked yoga.

Why did I read this and immediately want to try and put my boobs against the bottoms of my feet? >.< WTF...

Of course you'd want to try it! It feels so weird. Kinda like after you've slept on top of your arm and it has somewhat fallen asleep and then when you touch it, it's like you're touching another person.

Yes, yes, they do.



You don't need flexibility so much as really big boobs. This I know from lots of personal experience.

I'm glad someone else has experienced that too!

My boobs aren't really big. For me it's definitely more of a flexibility thing, but that I have plenty. Sign me up for the Cirque du Soleil!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

<snip snip>

My boobs aren't really big.

What?!? That isn't you in your avatar?