The Quick Brown Fox...........

[Quasimodem]

Quasi....hon...you have way too much time on your hands...

We spend a lot of feet on our time,
We leave a lot of words out of rhyme,
And we try to make the spaces fit the wholes.

It takes a lot of Jesus to please us,
We need a lot of Satan to ease our minds,
And we try to make the spaces fill the wholes.

~ People Are Out of Tune [Perth County Conspiracy]

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Only 32 keystrokes, including the period, not counting spaces.

Except, where is the "f"?

Quas, the "f" is in "of" even though, it is a common mistake because it is pronounced "ov"

 

[Quasimodem]

Quas, the "f" is in "of" ...

Right

 

[Wills]

"Jackdaws love my f* big sphinx of quartz."

34 including the asterix

Will's

 

[MathGirl]

Unbeatable

J. Q. Vantz struck my big fox whelp (26/26)

The above, of course, makes use of proper nouns. I'm not sure that is valid, and I fear it might be unhygenic.
MG