The UK Kink Thread

[Malich]

I thought we'd finally cracked the austere Dom just then....

We'll keep trying

You can try all you want. I do flirt, and drop innuendo when the mood strikes me. Just have to be in the right mood and those are few and far between atm. Getting better though

 

[LallyH]

You can try all you want. I do flirt, and drop innuendo when the mood strikes me. Just have to be in the right mood and those are few and far between atm. Getting better though

That's why you need a little harmless playful diversion from your online buddies. And if it gets too annoying, you can just do the usual growl and we shut up quick!

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I thought we'd finally cracked the austere Dom just then....

We'll keep trying

Yes I saw that, cam use!

Sadly my cert is out of date too, but I am up to date in safeguarding and the mental capacity act!

 

[LallyH]

Yes I saw that, cam use!

Sadly my cert is out of date too, but I am up to date in safeguarding and the mental capacity act!

Sorry about your job application - that's a bummer.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

That's why you need a little harmless playful diversion from your online buddies. And if it gets too annoying, you can just do the usual growl and we shut up quick!

Or come out with something completely surreal
Bonking Hobbits! *runs away giggling*

 

[Malich]

Yes I saw that, cam use!

Sadly my cert is out of date too, but I am up to date in safeguarding and the mental capacity act!

I only cam with my own subs, sorry

And hopefully we shouldn;t need those too much... Though some of the so called subs and doms I meet at munches from time to time could be in need of some of the more criminally orientated mental health legislation.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Sorry about your job application - that's a bummer.

on paper I was perfectly qualified. Very annoying.

 

[Malich]

on paper I was perfectly qualified. Very annoying.

Yeah, I've had a few of those in the past. "you're exactly what we're looking for.... but we're hiring this cheaper, untrained noob instead to save cost."

So, Tonight I am to do my best Knight in Shining armour routine to rescue one of my wife's friends from Rochdale so she can stay with us for a week or so while she gets herself sorted out.

LallyH, I'll wave this time as I drive past

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I only cam with my own subs, sorry

And hopefully we shouldn;t need those too much... Though some of the so called subs and doms I meet at munches from time to time could be in need of some of the more criminally orientated mental health legislation.

Ahh the old sectioning legislation! It is actually very easy to get someone sectioned these days, hmmm danger to self (sub) harm to others (Dom) even a slightly deviant sex life could theoriticaly have you locked up (it doesn't happen tho)

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Yeah, I've had a few of those in the past. "you're exactly what we're looking for.... but we're hiring this cheaper, untrained noob instead to save cost."

So, Tonight I am to do my best Knight in Shining armour routine to rescue one of my wife's friends from Rochdale so she can stay with us for a week or so while she gets herself sorted out.

LallyH, I'll wave this time as I drive past

Sir Lancelot

 

[Malich]

Ahh the old sectioning legislation! It is actually very easy to get someone sectioned these days, hmmm danger to self (sub) harm to others (Dom) even a slightly deviant sex life could theoriticaly have you locked up (it doesn't happen tho)

It would improve my life if some people I know did get put away for a few years. give the rest of us a chance to give good advice to those who are left

 

[LallyH]

Yeah, I've had a few of those in the past. "you're exactly what we're looking for.... but we're hiring this cheaper, untrained noob instead to save cost."

So, Tonight I am to do my best Knight in Shining armour routine to rescue one of my wife's friends from Rochdale so she can stay with us for a week or so while she gets herself sorted out.

LallyH, I'll wave this time as I drive past

Okay! I'll be waving. You got your passport ready for Rochdale?

 

[LallyH]

I only cam with my own subs, sorry

And hopefully we shouldn;t need those too much... Though some of the so called subs and doms I meet at munches from time to time could be in need of some of the more criminally orientated mental health legislation.

Munches scare me

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

It would improve my life if some people I know did get put away for a few years. give the rest of us a chance to give good advice to those who are left

Let me guess who x

 

[Malich]

Let me guess who x

I gave her 18 months of advice, she chose to ignore it. Sometimes you have to accept that they will do their own thing.

@LallyH - Yep, and had my shots.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Munches scare me

I have never been to one, maybe I should....

 

[LallyH]

I have never been to one, maybe I should....

If you were nearer, I'd come with you. Don't fancy going to one on my own - I'm too shy to walk in. Ridiculous behaviour for a woman my age...

 

[Malich]

If you were nearer, I'd come with you. Don't fancy going to one on my own - I'm too shy to walk in. Ridiculous behaviour for a woman my age...

I avoided them for years. Fears of being outed to co-workers and all sorts of rubbish.

Yes, I have met some idiots, but i have met some very nice people too. If i ever get to a Munch in Manchester I'll let you know Lally and you can hide behind for the first little bit of you want.

Same goes with you if I'm ever down your neck of the woods Daisymae.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Evening all,

I see you have got it alive again!!!

 

[Malich]

Doing our humble best

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

If you were nearer, I'd come with you. Don't fancy going to one on my own - I'm too shy to walk in. Ridiculous behaviour for a woman my age...

I absolutely understand, even going in to a pub on my own makes me uncomfortable, let alone with the added kink element.

I avoided them for years. Fears of being outed to co-workers and all sorts of rubbish.

Yes, I have met some idiots, but i have met some very nice people too. If i ever get to a Munch in Manchester I'll let you know Lally and you can hide behind for the first little bit of you want.

Same goes with you if I'm ever down your neck of the woods Daisymae.

Brilliant, would be good to have some Domly protection in such a place.

 

[Malich]

I absolutely understand, even going in to a pub on my own makes me uncomfortable, let alone with the added kink element.


Brilliant, would be good to have some Domly protection in such a place.

well, the offer is there

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

well, the offer is there

Thanks
Let me know when you are ever in town, I am not sure what is around!

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Evening all,

I see you have got it alive again!!!

Hiya, it's a small, but dedicated posting group

 

[Malich]

Thanks
Let me know when you are ever in town, I am not sure what is around!

Nope, but that's what Fetlife is for